Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, you have to fight Hoid for them though.

I wish for a WoB.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

31 minutes ago, Aetherbound said:

Granted, you have to fight Hoid for them though.

I wish for a WoB.

Granted. "RAFO!"

I wish for an illumination.

[Myrrh-Man]

Granted. But you are forever blinding people.

 

 

I wish for knowledge like sazed from Mistborn.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1 minute ago, Myrrh-Man said:

Granted. But you are forever blinding people.

 

 

I wish for knowledge like sazed from Mistborn.

Granted. It lasts one day.

I wish to own McDonalds

[Myrrh-Man]

Granted. But you make only 10 dollars a day.

i wish to own all banks.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

15 minutes ago, Myrrh-Man said:

Granted. But you make only 10 dollars a day.

i wish to own all banks.

Granted. You can only type in caps lock from now on

I wish for infinite pencils

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted. "flare" is cast on you.

 

I wish for nothing.

[Myrrh-Man]

GRANTED. YOU WILL NEVER GET TO WISH FOR NOTHING AGAIN

 

I WISH FOR A INFINITE SUPPLY OF GUM.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Just now, Myrrh-Man said:

GRANTED. YOU WILL NEVER GET TO WISH FOR NOTHING AGAIN

 

I WISH FOR A INFINITE SUPPLY OF GUM.

Granted. It tastes terrible

I wish to know all possible banes.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted. you get the bane of not getting a bane.

 

I wish for an inability to wish.

[Myrrh-Man]

GRANTED, IT LASTS ONE DAY

 

I WISH TO S3TOP TYPING IN CAPS.

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted, you must now bold, italicize, underline, strikethrough, recolor, backgroundify, set size to 20, link to the rickroll, rqplqcq vqwqls wqth q's (replace vowels with q's),

Spoiler

qnd pqt qn q spqqlqr bqx (put in a spoiler box)

everything you type.

I wish for ambiguity.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Granted. You are so ambiguous, the Nightwatcher didnt understand what you were asking. She will keep asking for your boon over and over again until the end if time. 

I wish to remember the neat little theory I had when rereading SA recently, that I didn't write and forgot everything about. I know it's there help me

[aetherbound he/him]

Granted. It's even less plausible than Chana Davar.

I wish for knowledge about fabrials.

[Myrrh-Man]

Im still trying to figure out how to do all that.

[..... he/him]

2 hours ago, Aetherbound said:

Granted. It's even less plausible than Chana Davar.

I wish for knowledge about fabrials.

granted you have no knowledge about any thing else

I wish for infinite peaches and for my bane not to affect my ability to enjoy them.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. Your left eye becomes solid salt.

I wish that my feet weren't always cold (I can tell that sentence is ungrammatical, but I don't have the brainpower to fix it, right now )

[Soulbinder she/her]

Granted. Now you always have a headcold. 

 

I wish for the Free Bird guitar solo to play whenever I start running.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted. It also plays when you do anything. 
 

I wish for an ice cream sundae

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Just now, Lord Spirit said:

Granted. It also plays when you do anything. 
 

I wish for an ice cream sundae

Granted. It explodes upon contact

I wish for my soul to stop being stolen.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. People start stealing your toes instead.

I wish for my cat to get along with my dog.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. They bond over their newfound hatred of you.

I wish for a giant tardigrade.

Edited February 14, 2024 by Lunamor

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

granted, you explode.

 

I wish for a non edgy relatable meme that isn't all "haha f*pping lol"

Edited February 14, 2024 by Just_a_Fan

[Myrrh-Man]

Granted, now everything starts to annoy you

I wish to see my girlfriend more often. 

[Ookla she/her]

3 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. They bond over their newfound hatred of you.

I wish for a giant tardigrade.

TARDIGRADES!!!!! YES! There's someone else out there who likes them!!! (I hear there are plush tardigrades on Amazon somewhere...)

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