Lunamor Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Granted. Neither side of your pillow will ever be cool again. I wish for a friendly raccoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Granted. However, the raccoon has an evil twin brother plotting against you both. He has gained a map that will always show your locations. I wish for a stuffed animal axolotl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Granted. Your friendly raccoon loves you very dearly, refuses to ever leave your person, and is viciously jealous of any and all inanimate objects you interact with. Enjoy! I wish to have perfectly straight teeth without needing braces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Granted. Have fun wearing Invisalign! I wish for an authentic picture of Bigfoot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Granted, but it’s low resolution so nobody believes you. I wish for a lightsaber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Granted. It only works on alternating Thursdays. I wish for the ability to spontaneously gain talents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aredor Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Granted. You spontaneously lose them as well. I wish for a complete Lego set. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Granted. However, it's entirely made of cheese, and you lose the ability to smell. I wish for more wit (either the attribute or the character, I'm not picky) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 Granted. Everything you say comes out backwards. I wish for a rocket launcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Granted. It’s a barely functional model. I wish for unlimited candy when I want it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Granted, it's drugged candy I wish for a battery that never runs out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Granted. Every time you go to plug a power cord into a wall socket, it is just a bit too short. I wish for the ability to come up with decent wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 (edited) Granted. You are now terrible at coming up with banes. I wish for a mullet. Edited February 27 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Not granted. The Nightwatcher is not a fun of bad haircuts. I wish for a bomb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Granted. It detonates in your face I wish for the ability to fly a plane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Granted. The definition of flying is officially changed to falling with style. I wish for a mohawk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Granted, it is covered in ash, guess you could call it a moashawk. I wish for this thread to reach 600 pages. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 The Nightwatcher will get back to you in around two years. In the meantime, enjoy having no sense of taste! I wish for a cat that does not shed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 Granted. You invariably accidentally swallow any gum you try to chew. I wish for an unmeltable snowflake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Granted. Your driveway receives a couple million of them. Have fun shoveling! I wish for super reading speed, because I miiiiiiiiiight have checked out too many library books. Again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Granted. You can only speed-read when you're not reading a book. I wish for Wind and Truth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Granted. An inexplicable draft now constantly gives brutally honest comments about your appearance. I wish for an indestructible phone case. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Granted. It's too small to fit onto any device. I wish to have Morph from Treasure Planet as a pet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Granted. Scroop comes with him. I wish for a portal gun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 Granted. However, it's broken so that no matter where you shoot the second portal, you always end up in IKEA. I wish for Moash to die a horrible death 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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