The cheeseman Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 Granted without hesitation I wish for the title of the new secret novel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 (edited) Granted. It has been translated into an unknown language I wish for the tree in my backyard to be candy. Edited March 5 by TwinSouls 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 (edited) Granted. The Nightwatcher snitches on you to Sanderson about this. I wish for an infinite supply of rubber duckies. Edit: Ninja’d Edited March 5 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 On 3/5/2024 at 12:52 PM, TwinSouls said: I wish for the tree in my backyard to be candy. Granted. Your tree is now Candy Chiu from Gravity Falls. Your bane is that you now have a permanent hangnail. On 3/5/2024 at 12:52 PM, Lunamor said: I wish for an infinite supply of rubber duckies. Granted. However, the mass from infinite rubber ducks overwhelms the push of dark energy and causes the universe to collapse in on itself. I wish for a good book recommendation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Granted. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas is now perpetually stuck in your head. I wish for I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas to no longer be stuck in my head (I did this to myself ). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 1 hour ago, Lunamor said: Granted. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas is now perpetually stuck in your head. I wish for I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas to no longer be stuck in my head (I did this to myself ). granted you now have baby shark stuck in your head i wish for the answers to my homework 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Granted, your teacher catches you cheating... I wish for a brownie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Granted. You now have a small magical creature living with you who bakes and fixes stuff. He also steals all of your left socks and occasionally abuses your credit card. I wish for a ball of fluffy yarn. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Granted, but it's really itchy and neon yellow I wish that I could run and not get injured 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Granted, but now you can't walk without being injured. I wish for my nose to stop itching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Granted. Now your feet are always freezing. I wish for an endless supply of goldfish crackers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Granted, but they come with insane tariffs and taxes I wish for bone marrow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Granted, your bones are dangerously narrow. I wish for my chickens to stop pooping on me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Ew, granted. They now poop all over your dinner. I wish for some peace and quiet... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightRinger Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 (edited) Granted, you now have no sense of hearing. I wish for a warehouse full of OPC playing cards. (I’m a geek, I know.) Edited March 8 by LightRinger Adding a wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 Granted. Your left and right hands get switched. I wish for one of those tassels you find on things like graduation caps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 Granted. It's permanently attached to your hand. I wish for people to stop Rick Rolling me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 Granted. Spoiler The Nightwatcher, not being a person, does it instead. I wish for a mini horse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars of Hathsin Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 Granted, but it is too small to ride, and has a really bad temper I wish for a clidesdale 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Granted. Everyone else is convinced it’s a mini horse. I wish for a friendly puma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Granted. Any water you attempt to pour or drink now has the viscosity of molasses. I wish for raindrops to swerve away when they are about to land in my eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Granted, they swerve into your ears I wish for pie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Granted. It explodes all over your bedroom because obviously you eat pie in your bedroom like a normal person. I wish for a laptop that never runs out of battery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Granted. It feeds on souls to fuel this neverending battery. I wish for a fancy umbrella. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophrosyne Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Granted but it has several "tasteful" holes in it. I wish I was a pewter misting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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