Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. This also applies to physical and chemical laws.

I wish for a bookshelf.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. Spiders occasionally spontaneously appear in your hair.

I wish for some tea and crumpets.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted; the tea is above your head and the crumpets are crumbled up above the tea. 
 

I wish for eggnog 

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. It only comes at Christmas.

I wish for political justice to be attained.

[NameIess]

Granted. All other forms of justice disappear.

I wish for the ability to know if someone's reading my mind.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. It works correctly most of the time, so you grow paranoid of if it isn't working correctly.

I wish for Santa to stop enslaving the elves like sauron.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. Now he enslaves the humans instead.

I wish for more windows in my school

[NameIess]

Granted. Everyone in your school will now constantly joke about defenestrating people.

I wish for an extended-extended LoTR trilogy.

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[Aeoryi she/her]

Granted. There are unfortunately less doors.

I wish for the minimum wage to go up

 

[NameIess]

Granted. unemployment triples.

I wish for an extended-extended LotR trilogy.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You have hobbit feet now.

I wish for some chicken fingers.

[KelsierFortnite he/him]

4 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. You have hobbit feet now.

I wish for some chicken fingers.

Granted. Your fingers now have chicken feathers.

I wish for a flashlight that shines darkness instead of light.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. It’s permanently taped to your forehead and you can’t turn it off.

I wish for a feral pig.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. It comes with a terrifying horde of feral piglets. Thousands of oinking menaces marching to burn your home and salt your fields...

I wish for my life to be more dramatic.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. You now have a secret, evil twin. People constantly get your name wrong.

I wish for the ability to use irony correctly.

[Wittles he/him]

Granted. Funnily enough, it just so happens you have dangerously low levels of iron.

I wish to immediately know any language I come into contact with.

[Lunamor she/her]

39 minutes ago, Wittles said:

Granted. Funnily enough, it just so happens you have dangerously low levels of iron.

So no difference then 

40 minutes ago, Wittles said:

I wish to immediately know any language I come into contact with.

Granted. Book pages always stick together when you try to turn them.

I wish for an accurate fortune cookie.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

1 hour ago, Lunamor said:

So no difference then 

Granted. Book pages always stick together when you try to turn them.

I wish for an accurate fortune cookie.

Granted. It foretells tragedy.

I wish to be better at batik.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

9 minutes ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

Granted. It foretells tragedy.

I wish to be better at batik.

Granted. It only lasts a day

I wish to die, but not die.

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. The Nightwatcher gives you a pair of dice. Your eyelashes are now weirdly long.

I wish for some fairy dust.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

59 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. The Nightwatcher gives you a pair of dice. Your eyelashes are now weirdly long.

I wish for some fairy dust.

Granted. Your nose is now on the back of your head.

I wish for none of the food I eat for the rest of my life to taste bad.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Granted, it doesn’t taste gods either, just bland. 
 

I wish for a pile of gold. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Granted. It lands from several feet up on your foot.

I wish for an extra ear on my forearm.

[Ookla she/her]

Granted. It continually gets caught on your sleeves and somehow rips them...

I wish to always know what time it is in my location without needing a clock.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Granted. Your feet are always cold now.

I wish for serenity.