Ookla Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Granted. It's completely deflated and full of holes. I wish for crackers and cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 your wish granted you have gotten your cheese and crackers but every time to try to take a bite of it it magically moves one foot away. I wish for a bazooka! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Granted. Every time you hear the note middle "C" played, you are teleported five feet away from yourself in a random direction. Even if you end up in something solid. I wish for friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 Granted. You now have to put up with Ross and Rachel arguing for the rest of your life. I wish to be able to fall asleep on command. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 Granted. You have narcolepsy. I wish Stormlight 5 was out already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFT4EVAH Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 Granted. It is out. As in Brandon threw it OUT the window. I wish to be the smartest person. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 Granted. You have ten days to live. I wish to be a windrunner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Granted. The wind seems to hate you in particular. I wish for my laptop's battery to last longer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Granted. You have to constantly charge it. I wish to have a bottle of un-boredem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Granted. It's poison. Drinking it will render you incapable of boredom. I wish for the Forget-Me Stick from Megamind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 6 hours ago, Soulbinder said: I wish for the Forget-Me Stick from Megamind. (I had to look up a clip) Granted, however, it's so soft, you would have to be a pewterarm to make someone Forget-Me I wish for a never ending supply of fresh pineapple 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Granted. However it appears in my room instead of yours. (I'll mail you some! ) I wish for a large group of friendly people to share my new never-ending supply of fresh pineapple with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Granted but the people you share it with are your fellow shaders I wish for a never ending supply of pizza to go with my new sharder friends never ending supply of pineapple so we can throw a amazing party 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Granted. All the pizza is moldy. I wish that food didn't mold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 9 hours ago, Ookla said: Granted. All the pizza is moldy. I wish that food didn't mold. Granted it's just really stale I wish that I had cool shoes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Granted. You experience biting pains is your middle finger every six hours I wish to be a movie star. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 (edited) 20 hours ago, strmblsd said: Granted but the people you share it with are your fellow shaders Mm, yes, my fellow 'shaders' and I. 2 hours ago, TheFrugalWizard said: I wish to be a movie star. Granted. You get cast as the sun and end up holding a pole with a fake sun on it behind the camera. I wish Edit: I wish I had remembered to write a wish lol. Edited April 5 by Through The Living Glass 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 Granted. You remembered, but you had to make an edit. I wish for humans to stop destroying the environment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 Granted. Neither honor nor justice is to be found in any corner of the world. I wish for the power of the sun, in the palm of my hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 ...granted? Your face melts off because of the sun on your palm. I wish to be more knowledgeable about movies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 Granted whenever you want to remember stuff about a specific movie it slips your mind I wish to have X-ray vision 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 Granted, but you have no control over it, sometimes it only slides through a layer of clothing, sometimes you see the stomach at work I wish for a pet border collie and the means to take care of it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 Granted. Everything about you is now incredibly average. I wish for a homing pigeon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 Granted but it homes to me I wish for a girlfriend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 Granted. You have to put a lot of work into being there for her and supporting her and just being a good boyfriend, but she does the same for you, and even though it's exhausting sometimes and neither of you are perfect, it seems your bane is totally worth your boon. I wish to be able to convey my ideas better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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