Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Faerie Braids]

Granted. They turn in an absolutely flawless essay under your name. Unfortunately, it argues for your execution...

I wish for a warm pair of slippers.

[Pineap-spider]

Granted. They are made from the skins of an extremely endangered animal, and you can't forget that fact when you wear them

I wish I could always win games of rock/paper/scissors.

[Aetherbound]

Granted, your hands are permanently turned into rocks, papers, or scissors, depending on the last thing you played in RPS.

I wish for my chickens to stop pecking my siblings.

[Unintelligenius]

Granted, the chickens now peck only you but one hundred times more then usual.

I wish to never be sick.

[AltonicKeys]

Granted. You will never be considered cool by anyone, ever again.

I wish to be able to function without sleep

[The Stick]

Granted. However now you cannot function without laying on turnips every day.

I wish that all banes don't apply to any of the next 20 people.

[Through The Living Glass]

Granted. They all apply to your toes instead.

I wish for more drawing time.

[Pineap-spider]

Granted. For an hour every day, time freezes and you can draw all you want for that hour. Too bad that hour comes at a completely random time of day

I wish for a pencil that never dulls, breaks, runs out of eraser, or gets lost. (A super pencil)

[Unintelligenius]

Granted. The Pencil is permanently glued to the middle of your back.

I wish for school to no longer exist.

[Ookla]

Granted. You know nothing about anything, including Sanderson.

I wish to be able to metabolize food into magical energy like Lift.

[Lunamor]

Granted. You starve to death.

I wish for a fish on a dish.

[TheFrugalWizard]

Granted. Your eyes turn red. Your entire eye, including the pupils turn totally red.

I wish for six potatoes.

[strmblsd]

Granted the potatoa fall from 1000 feet in the air 

I wish for a girlfriend 

[Wierdo]

Granted. It's your great grandmother.
I wish for new pants

[Unintelligenius]

Granted they are completely shredded.

I wish for less homework.

[The Stormfather]

Granted. There is physically less of it but it is 10 000 000 times more difficult.

I wish to be able to respawn.

[WhyEverNot_8]

Granted, but only when you die of unnatural causes. (Get sick? No Respawn. Fall off a cliff because you were on your phone? Come on back!)

I wish to not be nervous around people.

[The Bookwyrm]

Granted, you are now nervous when you're alone.

I wish my work was done.

[Through The Living Glass]

Granted. It becomes undone after five minutes.

i WiSh FoR mOtIvAtIoN.

[Lord Spirit]

Granted. You are motivated to do something pointless. 
 

I wish for a doughnut

[Cash67]

Granted. You now must always spell it as ‘donut’

I wish to be able to loop my voice on itself

[Through The Living Glass]

Granted. It's an eternal feedback loop and you go deaf after a few minutes of high-pitched screaming.

I wish for my art teacher to forget all about this project I don't want to do and give me an A.

[WhyEverNot_8]

I’ve got a great idea for Glass’s that I’ll share after these fantastic people who have been here for a while respond.

Edited Monday at 10:53 PM by WhyEverNot_8

[TheFrugalWizard]

Granted. Everyone you ever met forgets who you are entirely.

I wish I could play video games and lifeguard simultaneously and just hear a buzzer go off whenever someone was drowning.

[The Stick]

Granted. However, the buzzer is ultrasonic and outside of human hearing.

I wish for my washer to have a filter that automatically catches stray pens in the pockets.