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Granted you get a paradox and your mind explodes 

I wish for a book that was all of Brandons books in one mega book

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Granted. It will fall apart from the sheer size if you even touch it. Like, it's gigantic.

I wish for an apricot.

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Granted it very squishy and weird and gooey

I wish for a will to do stuff in life 

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Granted but nobody ever wants to give you candy

I wish that I could be able to see others emotions

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Granted. You're so amazing looking that when anyone looks at your face they shrivel up and die. (This includes yourself looking in a mirror).

I wish for it to be a nice 85 degree fahrenheit.

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Granted, but everyone knows that it was you who melted the polar ice caps

i wish I would never bite my tongue or inside of my cheek ever again 

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Granted it's poisoned

I wish for the power of lift (including the eating food to investiture and the surges)

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Granted they are all 1 inch long and dulll

I wish that the sun would crash into earth

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Granted. You are now in Hawaii near a naval base on Oahu and it’s 1941. You can’t leave the area until noon tomorrow. 
 

I wish I never needed to do laundry 

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Granted. All of your socks go missing.

I wish for a friendly polar bear.

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Granted. It collapses in on itself because it's made of brie, which is less dense and softer than moon rocks (physics on that might not check out but this is magic so eh).

I wish for some brie.

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Granted. For every 0.2 ounces of Brie you eat, you must also eat 60 slices of American cheese and 3 cans of SPAM

i wish for an infinite supply of SPAM

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