The Battle for the Sandwich

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I stab a straw through Bookwyrm's lungs, allowing air through. Because that's how breathing works. Ignoring the hollow whistling, I trip Platypus and take the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

Bookwyrm collapses on top of you, somewhat dead, and I take the sandwich from you.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I arrest all of you for godmodding and take the sandwich. Everybody is assured a fair trial because of the reforms Platypus and I made, but we never got around to reforming the prison system, so everybody is imprisoned awaiting trial.

[Immortal Platypus]

Luckily Godmodding is not outlawed here, on this thread. I point this out and my lawyer breaks me and the others out using the legal system.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I point out that that's not how the legal system works.

[Immortal Platypus]

I point out this is Battle for the Sandwich, real legal rules don't mean anything here.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I point out that there is still an approximation of the legal system going on here.

[Immortal Platypus]

Only sometimes

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I point out that you didn't point anything out there.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

while you all are arguing, Sunkist grabs the sandwich and takes it to tlt.

he also gives @The Bookwyrm his lungs back.

Edited April 13, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT

[Immortal Platypus]

I point out that I didn't need to point anything out.

I also point out that The Sandwich cannot be transposed between threads. And that Bookwyrm always had his lungs, I was just controlling it for some of the time.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I point out that there's no rule saying the sandwich can't travel between threads.

I then get the sandwich back.

[Immortal Platypus]

I point out that Thread Transposals are very outlandish, so it doesn't work. It also would have a similar effect to destroying it. For my well thought out (and sharp) points that were definitely just a strange interpretation of the rules, the thread gives me the sandwich and it won't leave for 30 seconds after this is posted.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

As it has been more than 30 seconds, I take the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

I get sad and my tears pool up. The sandwich is grabbed by me as you're wondering how a hologram could produce so much water

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows, which are similar to an inverse hologram, manage to take the sandwich from you and run.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Unfortunately for the Shadows, I am a certified Shadowbuster™ and capture the Shadows in a Shadow trap. I take the Sandwich and then drop the Shadow trap into a dumpster behind a McDonalds.

[Immortal Platypus]

I accidentally let the shadows go as I use the traps as a springboard to jump on you and take the sandwich from you

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I come back from the dead (did I even die though?) and nab the sandwich. I then kick Cacophony into a conveniently placed pit.

[Immortal Platypus]

5 hours ago, Potato's Wit said:

I come back from the dead (did I even die though?) and nab the sandwich. I then kick Cacophony into a conveniently placed pit.

i definitely saw "I come back from school" and I don't even know how.

I yell at you. You're so sorry that you throw me the sandwich.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I quietly inform you to use your inside voice. You give me the sandwich in penance.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I hold out a wet rag. "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?" As it doesn't, I hit you with a frying pan.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

As Nerdy falls to the ground, I jump in and snatch the Sandwich before Keys can take it. I then hand him a $20 bill as a distraction as I drive away in a conveniently placed unlocked car which luckily had the keys in the ignition.

[Quivil]

Inside the car, I snatch the Sandwich from Sequence and take a bite.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I laugh. If you took a bite, it must not be the real Sandwich! I stop the car, kick Tani out (politely), then turn back around to look for the Sandwich somewhere else.