The Battle for the Sandwich

[Immortal Platypus]

I realize that I don't care about the Star Wars Holiday Special characters, as I have the dragon from The Hobbit on my side. I reclaim the sandwich with the help of my dragon.

[NameIess]

I shoot the dragon with my special magic arrow, then steal the sandwich from you.

[Telrao she/her]

The Cytonic cat finds a harmonica and starts playing sad music.

[Immortal Platypus]

The dragon comes spiraling down in the background, then rights itself, and torches the sandwich bearer. The sandwich is unharmed, and I claim it.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

At this moment, I tie Platypus's shoelaces (which he definitely has because I made sure to replace his laceless shoes with laced shoes) together and he trips. I take this opportunity to dropkick a bowling ball into the dragon's face and steal the Sandwich in the confusion.

[Immortal Platypus]

31 minutes ago, Sequence said:

At this moment, I tie Platypus's shoelaces (which he definitely has because I made sure to replace his laceless shoes with laced shoes) together and he trips. I take this opportunity to dropkick a bowling ball into the dragon's face and steal the Sandwich in the confusion.

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Platypus pretended to trip because when you tried to switch the shoes, you didn't realize that he didn't wear shoes! You mistook @AltonicKeys for Platypus!! He fell over, not Platypus. You also broke your foot kicking the bowling ball and so weren't able to move fast enough to claim the sandwich from where Platypus dropped it, because he was startled. Platypus takes it back off the ground.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

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The fall kicks me back to reality, and I yell in shock. Everyone momentarily loses focus because that is something i can do.

[Immortal Platypus]

I regain my focus and escape.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I then kidnap your focus and bury it in the bottom of the ocean. With this newfound lack of focus, stealing the Sandwich from you proves to be quite easy.

[Immortal Platypus]

But you didn't have your focus, and I am experienced with not having focus. I want my sandwich back, so I take it.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows never had focus in the first place, so they snatch the sandwich from Platypus and hide it in the[this has been redacted for security's of the Sandwich]

[Immortal Platypus]

Then they got distracted and gave it back to Platypus.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Then Platypus got distracted and gave it to Nerdy, who was unaffected due to their severe ADHD.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I decided to take a new course of action, and simply acquire some movie-style chloroform and knock everyone out so that I may steal the Sandwich and escape.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I wake up and use my Un-Escapeinator to reclaim the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

I never was put to sleep because Sequence never followed through with the plan! I get my focus back and take the sandwich from Nerdy as a result.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I then take classes teaching me how to follow through with plans better. 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows snatch the sandwich from Platypus and run

[Edema Rue she/her]

A kandra replaces the sandwich so that I can steal it.

[Immortal Platypus]

But the kandra worked for Platypus. He takes the sandwich.

[Wittles he/him]

Wittles captures Brandon Sanderson himself, and forces him to write kandra in a way that is in his favor. It then brings me the sandwich

Edited March 20, 2023 by Wittles of Shinovar

[Immortal Platypus]

I didn't have the sandwich anymore, so I keep my sandwich.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I use my Sandwich Attractinator! It zaps the sandwich into my hands. However, it's promptly blown up by Perry the Platypus. CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!

[Immortal Platypus]

Perry grabs the sandwich and tosses it to me. I was standing 10 feet away from you after all.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

However, I planned for this! I pull a lever, causing a piano to drop on your head. I then use the power of tropes to fuel my Time-rewindinator (not to be confused with my Thyme-rewindinator, that's for seasoning food) to return us to...

The most delicious sandwich ever sits on a hill. You must get the sandwich.

I walk up to the sandwich and grab it.