Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 I, realizing the deception, turn into the hulk and slam you into the wall. I take the sandwich and jump onto the roof. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 Stopping because of the wall, get mad and jump onto the roof. I Reverse Lash the sandwich and it flies out of your hands into mine. I continue jumping buildings to get away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 I curse you, but keep running. I smile as I feel the real sandwich in my pocket. The Clone-inator was cooling down in my other pocket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 I then jumped out of your pocket with the Sandwich in my arms, as I had been hiding there because physics. I then smash through the window of a house and run to the garage, where a Bugatti Veyron awaits. I drive away at the speed of light, also because physics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 I, using science, made the car turn into a car wreck. I arrive with a dramatic turn of the music, pluck the sandwich out of your hands and get on the jet that I'd borrowed from the president of the US. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 I chuckle suspiciously. You turn, wondering how I got in the jet, and when you don't see me, you turn back. By the time you turn back, you notice that the sandwich is gone. What you don't know is that Platypus took it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 I summon the power of the ancients to steal the sandwich from Platypus. Then I place it in the center of a massive labyrinth that has protections against summoning and teleportation magic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 Platypus runs into the labyrinth. Walking through the walls, he reaches the center and prepares to take a bite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 The sandwich promptly disappears, upset that Platypus cheated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 Platypus gets it back by pointing out that he didn't break the rules so he didn't cheat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 11, 2023 Report Share Posted March 11, 2023 The labyrinth points out that it doesn’t care, and judges cheating purely based on its own subjective values. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted March 12, 2023 Report Share Posted March 12, 2023 Nerdy points out that a subjective set of values hardly makes for a fair and reasonable definition of cheating, then palms the sandwich while nobody is looking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 12, 2023 Report Share Posted March 12, 2023 Platypus shakes Nerdy's hand for helping him with his case. While doing that, he takes the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted March 12, 2023 Report Share Posted March 12, 2023 Nerdy wonders how Platypus took the sandwich while shaking hands. Concluding that platypus must be an excellent pickpocket, Nerdy gets a school of divination wizard to come in and cast suggestion on Platypus to make him hand over the sandwich. Because School of Divination is ludicrously unbalanced, the wizard uses their portent feature to replace Platypus's saving throw with a nat 1. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 12, 2023 Report Share Posted March 12, 2023 But Platypus was a fighter class, and can't roll ones. He used a homebrew system that overuled the part of that ability that makes it so normal fighters can roll critical fails, so it worked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted March 13, 2023 Report Share Posted March 13, 2023 A cytonic cat teleported in, stole the sandwich, and teleported somewhere else, giggling insanely to herself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 13, 2023 Report Share Posted March 13, 2023 I, who had shrunk down to the size of a flea and had been hiding in the cat's long fluffy fur, jumped out and returned to my original size. I quickly snatched the sandwich, replacing it for one of those gourmet kitty meal things that come in a can. I pet the cat's head and then ran off with the Sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 13, 2023 Report Share Posted March 13, 2023 My cytonic tracker lets me catch up to the cat. I see sequence running of, and chase her down. I take the sandwich, run away, and enable my cytonic-disabler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stick The Savant Posted March 13, 2023 Report Share Posted March 13, 2023 (edited) I eagerly look at the sandwich , ready to take a bite, when suddenly, a group of 4 armed men in suits show up in front of me. Edited March 13, 2023 by Stick The Savant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 13, 2023 Report Share Posted March 13, 2023 They worked for me. They took the Sandwich from Stick and from Platypus, since nobody was quite sure who had it at the moment. They then gave it to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 13, 2023 Report Share Posted March 13, 2023 I walked over to sequence, and pointed out that she owed me a favor since my ally gave it to her earlier. Convinced by my logic, she gives me the sandwich, and I prepare to take a bite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted March 13, 2023 Report Share Posted March 13, 2023 And then you hear a disembodied voice asking you if you really want to do that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 13, 2023 Report Share Posted March 13, 2023 On 10/19/2022 at 1:47 PM, AltonicKeys said: The game is simple - The most delicious sandwich ever sits on a hill. You must get the sandwich. I respond yes (as per rule number negative one! Quote, "You must get the sandwich."). And I want to eat it. Then my mouth starts to close around the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted March 13, 2023 Report Share Posted March 13, 2023 However, I get my School of divination wizard to cast suggestion on you again! This time, he replaces your save with his other portent roll, a 2. The wizard hands me the sandwich, and I shake the platypus/cat saliva off of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 13, 2023 Report Share Posted March 13, 2023 23 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said: However, I get my School of divination wizard to cast suggestion on you again! This time, he replaces your save with his other portent roll, a 2. The wizard hands me the sandwich, and I shake the platypus/cat saliva off of it. But my fighter things still prevents me from rolling 1s or 2s! So, i take the sandwich back after knocking you unconscious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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