The Battle for the Sandwich

[Edema Rue she/her]

The Caterpillar sighed, looking at the cardboard cutout. Mushroom replaced the sandwich once, It conveys sadly. This restaurant is no good. Too slow.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

1 hour ago, Sequence said:

I walk out of the restaurant, looking defeated. As soon as I'm out of the restaurant, I immediately run around to the back and enter the kitchen. I put on a face mask, a pair of glasses, and a chef's outfit, then begin taking food orders.

I run in the kitchens with a uniform. "Hey chef, we need 76 pounds of diced lemons, then soaked in honey." I ring the bell four times (Just enough to be annoying, but not enough to cause complaints) and run off.

[Stick The Savant]

while everyone is distracted, I move the sandwich to an inconspicuous location where people are unlikely to check so I can take it home later.

[Immortal Platypus]

While being confused by this as I am the only one able to unlock the lock on the sandwich, I let it happen.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Meanwhile, I teleport the sandwich away.

"There. Now we can have a civil meal without trying to steal the sandwich."

I open my menu.

[Immortal Platypus]

I finish eating my menu. Then I pay a little extra for it.

[NameIess]

I accept the tip gratefully, and offer you a menu menu with list of the other menus we offer at this fine establishment.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

17 hours ago, AltonicKeys said:

I run in the kitchens with a uniform. "Hey chef, we need 76 pounds of diced lemons, then soaked in honey." I ring the bell four times (Just enough to be annoying, but not enough to cause complaints) and run off.

My jaw figuratively drops. "Wha-" I sigh and get to work. I also make a mental note to not let Nameless come up with the plan next time.

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 hours ago, UnfortunatelyNamed said:

I accept the tip gratefully, and offer you a menu menu with list of the other menus we offer at this fine establishment.

Snail slime? The Caterpillar conveys, irritated by the wait.

[NameIess]

I assure you that the snail slime is being made as quickly as is possible, then hurry to the kitchens to make sure the chef (who is totally not just Sequence in disguise) hasn’t forgotten the order.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I (definitely not Sequence, of course. Who's Sequence? Weird name), put up the diced lemons and ring the bell. I then nod to Nameless and get to work on the Snail Slime.

[Edema Rue she/her]

We need a better restaurant, The Caterpillar conveys bitterly.

[Immortal Platypus]

7 hours ago, UnfortunatelyNamed said:

I accept the tip gratefully, and offer you a menu menu with list of the other menus we offer at this fine establishment.

I'd like the... diet menu with a side of pureed menu. In addition to my previously ordered XL flame-grilled pizza.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows locate the sandwich through editing magic. they also take it and run

[Immortal Platypus]

They can't do anything with it though, as it has a lock on it.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Using the omnipotence it was once given canonically, The Caterpillar summons the sandwich back. So rude, It conveys. Don't steal while we eat.

[Immortal Platypus]

Unfortunately this broke the rules. The shadows got the sandwich back because omnipotence is clearly too outlandish of an action or state of being.

On 10/19/2022 at 1:47 PM, AltonicKeys said:

Your actions aren't too outlandish (The sandwich appears in my hand and stays there no matter what)

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

Luckily, this was not too outlandish, as the sandwich wasn't required to stay; it was there, but it had the right to leave at any time.

Also, someone else gave the caterpillar omnipotence, it wasn't me, and the caterpillar rarely uses it because it appears to be depressed 

Edited March 8, 2023 by Aes Sedai

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Uhhhh yeah that checks out idk

I open my laptop to 17thshard.com and start a cool forum game.

[Immortal Platypus]

welp... if altonic approves it, i still don't think that its legal, but... okay

I get on the cool forum game while i continue to wait for my pizza.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I order some artichoke dip to share and get a Stromboli with a menu dipping sauce.

[Immortal Platypus]

"Interesting choice," I say about your order. "Have you had that combination before?"

[Edema Rue she/her]

The Caterpillar falls over, dead. 

This is what happens when you die and are subsequently brought back to life too many times, kids.

[Immortal Platypus]

Platypus jumps up. "Waiter, waiter!! My acquaintance just died! Help!!!!"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Meanwhile, Sequence drugged literally all the food. Secretly. Discreetly. She then dropped it off at the table and called an ambulance for the caterpillar.