The Battle for the Sandwich

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

23 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

But my fighter things still prevents me from rolling 1s or 2s! So, i take the sandwich back after knocking you unconscious.

However, you didn't roll the two. Your roll happened, and then was replaced. I take the sandwich back.

[Immortal Platypus]

While you were debating, i take the sandwich.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I point out the problems with that sentence's grammar. While you're running back to fix it, I take the sandwich and hide it in my vault.

[Immortal Platypus]

But the joke is on you! I did it intentionally and the time saved by not pressing the shift key allowed me to swap the sandwich for a duplicate. That's what you ran off with! I go the opposite direction from your vault.

[Telrao she/her]

The cytonic cat was not at all happy about her abilities being interfered with, so she leapt out of the sky and snatched the Sandwich from your hands, sprinting away at light speed!

[Immortal Platypus]

Achieving light speeds was impossible, even for such a cat. Becoming a minor Epic momentarily, I teleport in front of the kitty and take the sandwich. I give it a stuffed chicken to play with though.

[Telrao she/her]

But you forget, this cat came from an alternate universe! Therefore, using alternate universe logic, the cat turned the stuffed chicken into a sandwich and swapped it with the real one!

[Immortal Platypus]

But this thread obviously takes place in the cyto-verse, which is where all cytonics come from, even the cats! Therefore, the cat didn't come from an alternate universe and the stuffed chicken remained a stuffed chicken, and the sandwich stayed in my possesion.

It's bold, so it's canon  

[Telrao she/her]

The cat throws the stuffed chicken at you, then eats your cytonic disruptor.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I appear as a extremely cute black kitten hugging a stuffed Salmon.

[Immortal Platypus]

I run away, activating my back-up cytonic disruptor.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I pad over and curl up on Cacophony's head.

[Immortal Platypus]

I immediately go on guard, and protect the sandwich. Then I realize that my lock is still on it. Oh well.

Edited March 15, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I simply cast Blatant Thievery and steal the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

I neigh your attempt at that.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I tap two for Dovin's Veto on your neigh.

[Immortal Platypus]

I play my "Don't kid yourself" card on your Dovin's Veto.

[The Stormfather He/Him]

I hemalurgically spike myslef with thug and pewter ferring spike 100000000000 times then mega punch whoever has the sandwich and tap steel the run away.

[Immortal Platypus]

This wasn't canon so I retain my sandwich. 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

You fool! Dovin's Veto can't be countered! I have the sandwich now!

I then hide it in the Disney Vault.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I place explosives under the Disney Vault and, completely coincidentally, it explodes.

[Immortal Platypus]

3 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

You fool! Dovin's Veto can't be countered! I have the sandwich now!

I then hide it in the Disney Vault.

That's what you thought! I found a super-secret way to counter it that just coincidentally coincided with the "don't kid yourself" card. You escaped with a decoy!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

8 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

That's what you thought! I found a super-secret way to counter it that just coincidentally coincided with the "don't kid yourself" card. You escaped with a decoy!

Dovin's Veto cannot be countered.

It literally says so right on the card.

The real sandwich appears in the Disney Vault as normalcy is restored.

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, NerdyAarakocra said:

Dovin's Veto cannot be countered.

It literally says so right on the card.

The real sandwich appears in the Disney Vault as normalcy is restored.

shoot. I don't even know what game that's from.

I restore accurate normalcy as I mention that while all that was happening, I took the sandwich from the recently blown-up Disney Vault. I escape with my prize.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

shoot. I don't even know what game that's from.

I restore accurate normalcy as I mention that while all that was happening, I took the sandwich from the recently blown-up Disney Vault. I escape with my prize.

The characters of the Star Wars Holiday Special escape from the Disney Vault as it blows up. I send them to terrorize you and you give me the sandwich to make them stop.