NerdyAarakocra Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Detecting the presence of a discreet line, I pull out my graphing calculator, which is also a poison detector. Realizing that the food is drugged, I ring up the waiter and deploy my ultimate weapon: Senile Gothi! Bonus points if you get the reference. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus he/him Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Sniffing the pizza, Platypus quickly realizes that... it wasn't drugged? Apparently Sequence didn't drug it because she didn't consider it food? Then he picks it up, looks at it, and does the most reliable test. "Hey Nerdy, you want a slice of pizza?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 "Wait, is there meat on it? I'm lacto-ovo vegetarian." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 The Caterpillar vaporized into a small pile of ashes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus he/him Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 "Waiter!!!! I'm going to have to leave a bad review about your restaurant!!! My acquaintance just died and turned into ashes!!!!!!!! We need more than an ambulance!!! And probably free food too!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted March 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 I bring a physically bottomless basket of garlic breadsticks. All is well in the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus he/him Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Platypus asks for some breadsticks, with extra salt and garlic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 I come out of the back and sweep the Caterpillar’s ashes into a really nice urn. Then I give you all a plate of delicious chouta, delivered fresh from the Horneater peaks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Grateful for the really nice urn, The Caterpillar's spirit fills the room with a sense of peace before dissipating for good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus he/him Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Platypus smiles. "Okay. I won't leave a bad review." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 I express gratitude, then retreat to the kitchen to figure out why Sequence didn’t successfully knock everyone unconscious so we could steal the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 I telepathically explain that this was in part due to the Sandwich being in a safe stolen by the Shadows. I go on to explain that they haven't opened it yet, and I finally request food that isn't drugged. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 I apologize for my failed plan and bring out non-drugged food for everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus he/him Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 Platypus quickly consumed some chouta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted March 9, 2023 Report Share Posted March 9, 2023 I also eat the non-drugged food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 I laugh maniacally as your dead bodies slump to the floor as a result of the poison I placed in the non-drugged food. “Sequence, Shadows, our plan worked! Now all we have to do is do that ritual to use Platypus’s soul to open the box!” @Sequence @EmulatonStromenkiin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus he/him Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 "But you forgot one thing!" Platypus shouts from the floor. "I already injected myself with anti-poison. I'm immune to poison now!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 "Also, poisoned food still counts as drugged food!" I shout, rising again from the logical inconsistency. I then leave the restaurant with a bad review. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 (edited) While Sequence was making the drugged food, she absent-mindedly tasted some to make sure she got the recipe right and was now slumped on the floor of the kitchen, snoring softly. Edited March 10, 2023 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 I sigh, disappointed that my plan has fallen apart so quickly. Then I stab Platypus with a soul-stealing dagger, summon the sandwich safe using the teleportation spell I placed on it earlier, and book it out the side entrance before anyone can stop me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus he/him Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 The dagger has no effect on Platypus. You think he has a soul? He is devoting his life to a sandwich! He doesn't have a soul. Platypus, instead of falling to the floor, dead, runs after you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 The shadows trip Platypus, causing him to fall into an improbability pit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus he/him Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 It was a two inch crack in the floor. He quickly got out and caught up to the sandwich-holder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 I, having been waiting for this chance, attack Nameless and take the sandwich. I chant as I run, trying to teleport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus he/him Posted March 10, 2023 Report Share Posted March 10, 2023 I quickly finish my On-the-go-anti-teleport device TM and catch up to Thaidakar. I take the sandwich using deception. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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