The Battle for the Sandwich

[Immortal Platypus]

I quickly recover. Then I stand in shock for a little. "That incompetent fool?" While you fall in shock at my blatant disrespect for probably the most well know human in Pokemon, despite my support for it, I take the sandwich.

for real though, competitive Pokemon is super cool. And I'm not a fan of Ash at all  

[Telrao she/her]

I snort really loudly from just behind you. You are so shocked that the sandwich falls into my paws, and I skip away!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

17 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

for real though, competitive Pokemon is super cool. And I'm not a fan of Ash at all  

I don't doubt that competitive Pokemon is cool. However, I'm legally obligated to dis it because I play MTG. There's also a really big world of competitive MTG stuff too.

I wonder how Telrao, a cat, can skip.

I then bait Telrao to me with a laser pointer and yoink the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

well, you should google "wolfey VGC competitive pokemon tournament"

Feeling original, I knioy the sandwich from Nerdy.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I oykin the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

I sandwich the oykin, taking the sandwich at the same time.

[Telrao she/her]

I sneak up behind you and nab the oykin in my jaws, then give it to @The Bookwyrm cuz why not

[Immortal Platypus]

I start crying. "My oykin!!!!"

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"What's an oykin?" Bookwyrm asked.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Sounds like an explosive compound. Oykin, twice as powerful as C4, at half the weight and sixteen times the cost!"

[Immortal Platypus]

3 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"What's an oykin?" Bookwyrm asked.

*sniffles* "I'm... actually not sure, but Telrao stole it!" *starts crying again*

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"You do realize that it's just an anagram for yoink, right?"

[Telrao she/her]

Telrao glanced up from her map planning to steal the sandwich. She then threw a muffin at Cacophony in apology.

[Immortal Platypus]

On 4/2/2023 at 5:25 PM, NerdyAarakocra said:

"You do realize that it's just an anagram for yoink, right?"

"Wait what? It's just that?"

On 4/2/2023 at 6:18 PM, Telrao said:

Telrao glanced up from her map planning to steal the sandwich. She then threw a muffin at Cacophony in apology.

Platypus picked up the muffin from Cacophony's feet. "Can I have my Oykin back Telrao?"

[Telrao she/her]

6 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

Platypus picked up the muffin from Cacophony's feet. "Can I have my Oykin back Telrao?"

Telrao glanced up again and pointed to Bookwyrm. "I gave it to him..."

[Immortal Platypus]

Platypus turns to Bookwyrm. "You have it and you didn't give it back!!!?"

Platypus jumps up and punches Bookwyrm, hard. He leans in and takes his Oykin.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

While everyone is distracted by the Oykin, the shadows snatch the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

Harnessing the power of the Oykin, Platypus disappears, and the sandwich poofs away to him.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I bend the Oykin to my will, as I created it. It delivers me the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

Unfortuneatly for you, you created the oykin. I perfected it into the Oykin. Your measly oykin brings you one of my patented sawdust decoys.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Oy!" I shout. Surprised by my use of a random Yiddish exclamation, you drop the real sandwich and I pick it up.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

"Oi!" I shout. Surprised by my use of a common British exclamation, you drop the real sandwich and I pick it up.

[Immortal Platypus]

"OOOOOOOYYYYYYY!" I scream at the top of @The Bookwyrm's lungs. can't be normal, ya know? Surprised by my use of unnecessary volume, you give me the sandwich in fear.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I violently shove the Being of Cacophony out of control of my lungs, then disappear again.

[Immortal Platypus]

Cacophony gets sad, but Platypus keeps control of bookwyrms lungs and makes him stop breathing until he comes back.