Immortal Platypus Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 I realize that I don't care about the Star Wars Holiday Special characters, as I have the dragon from The Hobbit on my side. I reclaim the sandwich with the help of my dragon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 I shoot the dragon with my special magic arrow, then steal the sandwich from you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 The Cytonic cat finds a harmonica and starts playing sad music. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 The dragon comes spiraling down in the background, then rights itself, and torches the sandwich bearer. The sandwich is unharmed, and I claim it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 At this moment, I tie Platypus's shoelaces (which he definitely has because I made sure to replace his laceless shoes with laced shoes) together and he trips. I take this opportunity to dropkick a bowling ball into the dragon's face and steal the Sandwich in the confusion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 31 minutes ago, Sequence said: At this moment, I tie Platypus's shoelaces (which he definitely has because I made sure to replace his laceless shoes with laced shoes) together and he trips. I take this opportunity to dropkick a bowling ball into the dragon's face and steal the Sandwich in the confusion. ????????????? Platypus pretended to trip because when you tried to switch the shoes, you didn't realize that he didn't wear shoes! You mistook @AltonicKeys for Platypus!! He fell over, not Platypus. You also broke your foot kicking the bowling ball and so weren't able to move fast enough to claim the sandwich from where Platypus dropped it, because he was startled. Platypus takes it back off the ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted March 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 oh The fall kicks me back to reality, and I yell in shock. Everyone momentarily loses focus because that is something i can do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 I regain my focus and escape. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 I then kidnap your focus and bury it in the bottom of the ocean. With this newfound lack of focus, stealing the Sandwich from you proves to be quite easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 But you didn't have your focus, and I am experienced with not having focus. I want my sandwich back, so I take it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 The shadows never had focus in the first place, so they snatch the sandwich from Platypus and hide it in the[this has been redacted for security's of the Sandwich] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 Then they got distracted and gave it back to Platypus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 Then Platypus got distracted and gave it to Nerdy, who was unaffected due to their severe ADHD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 I decided to take a new course of action, and simply acquire some movie-style chloroform and knock everyone out so that I may steal the Sandwich and escape. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 I wake up and use my Un-Escapeinator to reclaim the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 I never was put to sleep because Sequence never followed through with the plan! I get my focus back and take the sandwich from Nerdy as a result. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 I then take classes teaching me how to follow through with plans better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 The shadows snatch the sandwich from Platypus and run 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 A kandra replaces the sandwich so that I can steal it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 But the kandra worked for Platypus. He takes the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 (edited) Wittles captures Brandon Sanderson himself, and forces him to write kandra in a way that is in his favor. It then brings me the sandwich Edited March 20, 2023 by Wittles of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 I didn't have the sandwich anymore, so I keep my sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 I use my Sandwich Attractinator! It zaps the sandwich into my hands. However, it's promptly blown up by Perry the Platypus. CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 Perry grabs the sandwich and tosses it to me. I was standing 10 feet away from you after all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 However, I planned for this! I pull a lever, causing a piano to drop on your head. I then use the power of tropes to fuel my Time-rewindinator (not to be confused with my Thyme-rewindinator, that's for seasoning food) to return us to... The most delicious sandwich ever sits on a hill. You must get the sandwich. I walk up to the sandwich and grab it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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