WhyEverNot_8 Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 I, being knocked out with an elephant tranquilizer, which is made for a being over 100 times my weight, am sleeping soundly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 but I am an employee at this specific Subway, and take the sandwich from you well you are ordering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 (edited) I Eat Fresh ™ and get the sandwich. Edited May 13 by Lunamor No idea what happened with the formatting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 I pull out an angry bird and a giant slingshot and after three tries knock Lunamor over and then I run in and grab the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 I pull out a dangerous assortment of wooden planks and explosives and have a green snot-filled pig thing drive a bomb on spring-loaded wheels into you, knocking you down to grab the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoSavant Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 I am confused and somewhat insane. I demonstrate this by mooing then cackling evilly as I throw rubber chickens at everyone. I ignore the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 (edited) I use her distraction to run up while dodging around the ducks and swipe the sandwich in a perfect slide and slide straight up onto my feet and promptly trip on my face Edited May 14 by strmblsd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 (edited) 45 minutes ago, strmblsd said: I use his distraction to run up while dodging around the ducks and swipe the sandwich in a perfect slide and slide straight up onto my feet and promptly trip on my face ... "Why did you fall?" I ask. Edited May 14 by Through The Living Glass 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 "Because I'm an idiot" I say as I stand back up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoSavant Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 12 hours ago, strmblsd said: I use his distraction to run up while dodging around the ducks and swipe the sandwich in a perfect slide and slide straight up onto my feet and promptly trip on my face (I'm a her ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Just now, PianoSavant said: (I'm a her ) (Sorry) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoSavant Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Just now, strmblsd said: (Sorry) (It's alright) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 I realize that the sandwich fell on to the ground when Stmblsd fell so I use my EMP Communication Device to tell the ants to pick it up and give it to me. I grab it from the pile of ants, thank them, & do a backflip because why not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 when you land your epic back flip I steal the sandwich well doing a front flip, after I land the front flip I the roll down a nearby hill well laughing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 The hill stands up, because it turned out that it was a massive turtle and not a hill, and swallows the sandwich, delivering it to me inside the turtle's stomach. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 Uhhhhhhhh... I blown up the turtle and catch the Sandwich out of the air, then land in a cool yet stereotypical superhero pose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 3 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said: Uhhhhhhhh... I blown up the turtle and catch the Sandwich out of the air, then land in a cool yet stereotypical superhero pose. I sweep your leg and slap you for blowing up a turtle. Then snatch the sandwich out of the air, before flying away in my Karve of the Worm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 I use my antiaircraft guns that were in my back pocket to quickly shoot WhyEverNot down before you get out of range. The sandwich falls onto a giant sandcastle then I Earth bend it over to me then go get Jerome and we happily rebuild the sandcastle and fall asleep in one of the many back rooms. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atheist Devil Worshiper Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 (edited) I fire a shell of mustard gas at the sand castle. I go in with a gas mask and take the sandwich. Edited May 16 by Atheist Devil Worshiper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted May 16 Author Report Share Posted May 16 (edited) I fire a shell of ketchup liquid at the sand castle. The castle collapses from the moisture, and I take the sandwich after the dust clears. Edited May 16 by AltonicKeys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 I use naptime on you ( https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AF_nfazQaek )and while you are down steal the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 I use the surge of Adhesion on the ground and stick you to it, then grab the sandwich and lash it into the sky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 I ride in with Vin Diesel in his car and with the power of family, manage to get it on top of the car 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 Takes the sandwich with unearthly magic formed from the ends of worms mixed with tonic and happily waddles away with it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 I was just reminded of the duck song I ask Thaidakar if he has any grapes, which distracts him enough for Vin Diesel to take the sandwich without him noticing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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