The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I, being knocked out with an elephant tranquilizer, which is made for a being over 100 times my weight, am sleeping soundly.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

but I am an employee at this specific Subway, and take the sandwich from you well you are ordering.

[Lunamor she/her]

I Eat Fresh ™ and get the sandwich.

Edited May 13, 2024 by Lunamor
No idea what happened with the formatting

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I pull out an angry bird and a giant slingshot and after three tries knock Lunamor over and then I run in and grab the sandwich.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I pull out a dangerous assortment of wooden planks and explosives and have a green snot-filled pig thing drive a bomb on spring-loaded wheels into you, knocking you down to grab the sandwich.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I am confused and somewhat insane. I demonstrate this by mooing then cackling evilly as I throw rubber chickens at everyone. I ignore the sandwich

[strmblsd he/him]

I use her distraction to run up while dodging around the ducks and swipe the sandwich in a perfect slide and slide straight up onto my feet and promptly trip on my face

Edited May 14, 2024 by strmblsd

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

45 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

I use his distraction to run up while dodging around the ducks and swipe the sandwich in a perfect slide and slide straight up onto my feet and promptly trip on my face

...

"Why did you fall?" I ask.

Edited May 14, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[strmblsd he/him]

"Because I'm an idiot" I say as I stand back up

[PianoSavant she/her]

12 hours ago, strmblsd said:

I use his distraction to run up while dodging around the ducks and swipe the sandwich in a perfect slide and slide straight up onto my feet and promptly trip on my face

(I'm a her )

[strmblsd he/him]

Just now, PianoSavant said:

(I'm a her )

(Sorry)

[PianoSavant she/her]

Just now, strmblsd said:

(Sorry)

(It's alright)

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I realize that the sandwich fell on to the ground when Stmblsd fell so I use my EMP Communication Device to tell the ants to pick it up and give it to me. I grab it from the pile of ants, thank them, & do a backflip because why not.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

when you land your epic back flip I steal the sandwich well doing a front flip, after I land the front flip I the roll down a nearby hill well laughing.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

The hill stands up, because it turned out that it was a massive turtle and not a hill, and swallows the sandwich, delivering it to me inside the turtle's stomach.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Uhhhhhhhh...

I blown up the turtle and catch the Sandwich out of the air, then land in a cool yet stereotypical superhero pose.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

3 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Uhhhhhhhh...

I blown up the turtle and catch the Sandwich out of the air, then land in a cool yet stereotypical superhero pose.

I sweep your leg and slap you for blowing up a turtle. Then snatch the sandwich out of the air, before flying away in my Karve of the Worm

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I use my antiaircraft guns that were in my back pocket to quickly shoot WhyEverNot down before you get out of range. The sandwich falls onto a giant sandcastle then I Earth bend it over to me then go get Jerome and we happily rebuild the sandcastle and fall asleep in one of the many back rooms.

[BrechioSwordMouse he/him]

I fire a shell of mustard gas at the sand castle. I go in with a gas mask and take the sandwich.

Edited May 16, 2024 by Atheist Devil Worshiper

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I fire a shell of ketchup liquid at the sand castle. The castle collapses from the moisture, and I take the sandwich after the dust clears.

Edited May 16, 2024 by AltonicKeys

[strmblsd he/him]

I use naptime on you ( https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AF_nfazQaek )and while you are down steal the sandwich

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I use the surge of Adhesion on the ground and stick you to it, then grab the sandwich and lash it into the sky.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I ride in with Vin Diesel in his car and with the power of family, manage to get it on top of the car

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Takes the sandwich with unearthly magic formed from the ends of worms mixed with tonic and happily waddles away with it.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I was just reminded of the duck song

I ask Thaidakar if he has any grapes, which distracts him enough for Vin Diesel to take the sandwich without him noticing.