The Battle for the Sandwich

[One of the Ten Fools]

 I use Pineap's fallen body as a trampoline, and launch myself at 300 mph at Living Glass, and use her as another trampoline to redirect myself at unintelligenius, and kick them to the ground. I then steal the sandwich and run back to the remains of the camp fire.

[NerdyAarakocra]

I burst out of the ashes on a sandworm and intercept you, stealing the sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass]

"Oomph!" I shoot a huge piece of steel through the sandworm at several times the speed of sound. The land now desolate, I take back the Sandwich and start walking.

(read the past few posts with the music from the Fairies episode of Bluey playing in the background. I started laughing out loud it was so funny.)

[One of the Ten Fools]

I use a magnet and a magnet power amplifier to pull the huge piece of steel towards me, and ram the huge piece of steel into Living Glass knocking her away, and then I steal the sandwich. I than ride away on a rollercoster.

what is the sandworm's name? I think we should name it Shmebulock

Edited April 30 by One of the Ten Fools

[Pineap-spider]

I place a penny on the coaster track, completely derailing the thing (that's totally not an urban legend). as one of the ten fools goes flying, I use a grappling hook to grab the sandwich. Then the jersey devil appears out of the nearby forest, and I ride him into another alternate dimension.

Edited April 30 by Pineap-spider

[Unintelligenius]

I make a s'more by the fire and then casually throw it into another dimension. It barely misses Pineap, but hits the jersey devils legs, causing it to trip over. I pull out a wand and after a quick wingardium leviosa the sandwich peacefully floats into my hand. I pocket it as I begin to make another s'more.

[NerdyAarakocra]

I throw a Latin dictionary at you, knocking you over. It's easy for me to steal the sandwich while you get up.

[Wierdo]

I push you and take the sandwich for my online family

[Unintelligenius]

I give the signal to Jerome and he uses his switching abilities to switch off all technology and online stuff, thus making your online family disappear. As you mourn I run in and grab the sandwich then steel push myself into space and onto the moon.

[Pineap-spider]

It's too bad that I've already stole the moon

 

I shrink you with my shrink ray as you approach and easily take the sandwich from your tiny hands. I then use my fart gun to propel myself deeper into space.

[WhyEverNot_8]

I awaken, grab the latin dictionary and memorize the whole thing, then switch back on the online family and pat Wierdo on the back.

Then I climb into my Crimson-μ No Man’s Sky Sentinel Interceptor, then steal the Sandwich from Pineap-Spider

[The Stormfather]

I use the power of Orange juice to steal the sandwich.(This is a meme from dndbeyond.)

[NerdyAarakocra]

1 hour ago, The Stormfather said:

I use the power of Orange juice to steal the sandwich.(This is a meme from dndbeyond.)

However, you failed to put your statement in bold meaning the sandwich is still in WhyEverNot's hands. I get it out of those hands while riding on the back of a reaper leviathan from Subnautica.

[Through The Living Glass]

I burst in riding a Void Chelicerate from Subnautica: Below Zero. While the two leviathans fight it out, I steal the Sandwich using a propulsion cannon, then I use the repulsion cannon to launch Nerdy and the two leviathans away. Suddenly realizing we've been on 4546B since Pineap changed dimensions, I go try to find the Sea Emperor and not get eaten by any alien predators.

Yes, I know I'm a Subnautica nerd. No, I don't care. 

[Unintelligenius]

I use my anti shrink ray gun to turn myself back to normal size then go and kidnap the sea emperor and replace him. I go to Living Glass and they think I'm the emperor so while they bow to me I steal the sandwich, hit them with my awesome sea trident, and swim away at the speed of light.

[Through The Living Glass]

...

Obviously you hallucinated the whole thing because a) the Sea Emperor is a girl and b) it's not human (and c) I would never bow to you ).

Spoiler

Here's what it looks like:

While Unintelligenius swim around, hallucinating, I dive even deeper into the ocean.

[One of the Ten Fools]

I strap a guided rocket to Unintelligeius and launch him at Living Glass, and I swoop in and steal the sandwich after the collision. I  then fly out of the water with my car.

[WhyEverNot_8]

I raise my hands, chanting, performing a ritual to resurrect the Gargantuan Leviathan. I cackle as I ride atop it’s head to go steal the sandwich from my enemies.

[Pineap-spider]

Having never played Subnautica, and briefly googling images of the leviathans, I decide I need to get out of here. I jump through the window of The Ten Fool's car and change the radio station. I also take the sandwich.

[One of the Ten Fools]

I slap the sandwich out of Pineap's hand, and tell him to buckle up.

Edited May 2 by One of the Ten Fools
forgot a word

[Through The Living Glass]

I grapple-hook into Fool's car and buckle up.

"Where are we going?"

[Pineap-spider]

I buckle up, and start to hook up my phone to the Bluetooth.

[One of the Ten Fools]

"we are going on a field trip! Pineap can you play the theme song to the magic school bus?"

[Pineap-spider]

I instead start to play 3500 Hz and plug my ears. As Living Glass and Fool are in shock, I unbuckle, grab the sandwich, and dive into the water.

[Ancient Elantrian]

Underwater Diver Elan grabs the sandwich and runs away into a sea cave.