One of the Ten Fools Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 I press a button on the dashboard, and my car suddenly transforms into a submarine.We than dive into the cave, and grab the sandwich. I press a different button that shrinks us down to the atomic scale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 I use my flamethrower to dry up the sea then use my unshrink gun to unshrink Fools car and everyone in it then I use my wrench to dismantle the submarine car and grab the sandwich and get on an airplane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted May 2 Author Report Share Posted May 2 Your overtly lengthy sentence causes the pilot to crumble to dust. The airplane falls out of the sky, and I position myself at the crash spot to catch the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 5 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said: Your overtly lengthy sentence causes the pilot to crumble to dust. The airplane falls out of the sky, and I position myself at the crash spot to catch the sandwich. I, however, come by wearing my new jetpack and swipe the sandwich out of midair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 As I am falling out of the air I call upon my faithful pet monkey Jerome who swoops from a vine and catches me. He then throws me at Mach 150 at Elan and I swipe the sandwich and kick his jetpack so he spirals down to the ground. Then I pull out a doomslug to teleport me safely to the ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 11 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said: As I am falling out of the air I call upon my faithful pet monkey Jerome who swoops from a vine and catches me. He then throws me at Mach 150 at Elan and I swipe the sandwich and kick his jetpack so he spirals down to the ground. Then I pull out a doomslug to teleport me safely to the ground. I, however, pull off my jetpack just in time to activate my backup jetpack before I hit the ground. I use my doomslug to teleport to your doomslug, steal the sandwich, then summon all nine of the ring-wraiths to attack you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 I who have been trapped in that see cave because I'm an idiot steal it right as you enter and go back to the fire to roast a marshmallow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 I use gandolfs stick as a flashlight to scare away the wraiths and then transform them into a giant horse, ride them through strmblsd's fire, lean over and grab the sandwich then gallop away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 The sandwich disappears from your hand and you look back to see me pulling the One Ring off my finger before I snap my fingers and fly off on the Kinto’un (or flying nimbus if you watched Dragon Ball) listening to Ghost Division by Sabaton. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stick Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 I then use an anti-aircraft station to shoot down the nimbus. I then run away as I crash the Shard. SeventeenthShard.exe has stopped working 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 I unplug and plug the shard back in, and bribe Jerome with bananas to steal the sandwich for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 2 hours ago, The Stick said: I then use an anti-aircraft station to shoot down the nimbus. I then run away as I crash the Shard. SeventeenthShard.exe has stopped working I first point out that this isn't bold, and therefore isn't canon. I then steal Jerome and lock him in a zoo Finally I angry-birds-style slingshot myself at @WhyEverNot_8 and knock him off the cloud thing he's on. We grapple mid-air for the sandwich, neither of us with a parachute (It looks very dramatic in slow-mo) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stick Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 I then use the Surge of Gravitation by drawing on a Nightblood worth of Investiture before lashing you two into the ground at 50 G Force. I then calmly take the sandwich away to my bunker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 I lunge after you and swipe the sandwich out of your hand and flip myself into a tree, then hide myself with leaves so no one can see me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 I launch my heat seeking mini-hydra-rockets, and blow up your tree, while also accidentally blowing up @The Stick's bunker. I dash toward the sandwich where you fell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 But I grab the sandwich first, and start doing back flips up a mountain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 I finally come to. I put many obstacles in Fool's way, and he hits his head and drops the Sandwich. While he back flips off a cliff, I take the Sandwich to the summit, where the dragon Naydra from LoZ: Breath of the Wild is waiting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 I shoot the Dragon Naydra with a ancient arrow trapping you at the summit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 2 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said: I finally come to. I put many obstacles in Fool's way, and he hits his head and drops the Sandwich. While he back flips off a cliff, I take the Sandwich to the summit, where the dragon Naydra from LoZ: Breath of the Wild is waiting. 26 minutes ago, One of the Ten Fools said: I shoot the Dragon Naydra with a ancient arrow trapping you at the summit. I walk past while everyone is trapped and take the sandwich, then finish my hike up the summit and go back home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 Spoiler 1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said: I walk past while everyone is trapped and take the sandwich, then finish my hike up the summit and go back home. I convince the Light Dragon to chase after Elan. She steals the Sandwich from Elan and tosses him into the depths. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said: Hide contents I convince the Light Dragon to chase after Elan. She steals the Sandwich from Elan and tosses him into the depths. Spoiler Not the depths! Also, beautiful meme Elan falls into the depths sadly. Poor Elan. He is so sad he decides he needs ice cream and leaves the depths. On the way to the ice cream store he sees the Light Dragon and sneakily swipes the sandwich. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 I disguise myself as a ice cream truck then run over Elan take the sandwich and start eating some ice cream. Then I open a portal and sit back down at the fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 8 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said: I disguise myself as a ice cream truck then run over Elan take the sandwich and start eating some ice cream. Then I open a portal and sit back down at the fire. Elan is angry. So I go put out the fire by knocking your ice cream into it, steal the sandwich, and give it to Elan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 I relight the fire and start to make smores. Then without looking in a very cool dramatic way I throw a grenade behind me which flies through the air and land just in front of Elan. It explodes and the sandwich flies into my hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 I snatch the Sandwich by running Unintelligenius over with a Lamborghini, ruining his coolness. I snatch the Sandwich out of the air and drive of into the sunset. Spoiler 1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said: Also, beautiful meme lol thanks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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