The Battle for the Sandwich

[Soulbinder she/her]

Using this information I take the real sandwich from the hill and make my getaway by launching myself from a trebuchet. 

[The Clarinetist he/him]

I previously changed the launch angle so you land in my pit and I take the sandwich, leaving you in the pit.

[strmblsd he/him]

I expertly shoot a grappling hook at the sandwich and take it with ease

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I grab it out of your hands with ease and expertise, then easily escape else I fail to elude other embezzling escapists. An elephant exuberantly escorts me to Egypt.

Edited April 8, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[The Clarinetist he/him]

I steal the elephant while you are riding it, and the sandwich falls out of your grip into my hands.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I fly an attack helicopter by, then swing down on a rope, grab the sandwich, and climb back up, flying off into the horizon.

[PianoSavant she/her]

The horizon is actually a giant painting of the horizon. You crash into it, dropping the sandwich, which I pick up

Edited April 9, 2024 by PianoSavant
Forgot to bold

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

As the post above is not bold, the all powerful cannon god declares it did not happen.

[The Clarinetist he/him]

I create a helicopter pad, and you land, so I take the sandwich and leave in a private jet.

[strmblsd he/him]

that I snuck onto and stole the sandwich and skydived away

[The Clarinetist he/him]

I skydive after you, performing a HALO, and grab the sandwich as I hurtle past. I then escape in a military-grade one-man tank.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

It's my military-grade one-man tank. I have full control and blow it up. The Sandwich flies through the air and I use my expert fishing skills to grab it with my expert fishing pole.

[strmblsd he/him]

as you reel it in I cut the string and swipe the sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

(No! IT TOOK FOREVER TO LINE THAT FISHING POLE, GOSH DANGITY DANGIT. )

As I mourn my cut line for some reason, I send my army of rabbits to attack you and bring the Sandwich to me.

[The Clarinetist he/him]

I fully body you and take the sandwich, and sprint into another military-grade one-man tank, ensuring that it is mine.

[strmblsd he/him]

as you are climbing in I send my giant hawk who snatches you up and carries you to me where I steal the sandwich 

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

It is your tank, but I’m already inside. I knock you out and steal your tank and sandwich.

[The Clarinetist he/him]

Now I'm confused.

[strmblsd he/him]

I posted first this mine is what truly happened 

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I instead knock out the giant hawk and the clarinetist, then take the sandwich and tank.

[strmblsd he/him]

Which I put tuns of c4 below and I blow a whole in the bottom and I climb in a swipe the sandwich 

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Because of your hard work, I let you have the sandwich (for now)

[strmblsd he/him]

I thank you

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I blow you all up and take the Sandwich to the planet Neptune.

[strmblsd he/him]

which is exactly where I reincarnate and as soon as you land I take it and go to my house