WhyEverNot_8 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 On 3/5/2024 at 6:39 PM, WhyEverNot_8 said: I sneak up and take the sandwich then go sit under my bed, staring at the damp sandwich discontentedly, then hide it and hold a decoy one. Using my custom keybind, I hit Ctrl+Caps+Y redo this action ^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 I use my magnet grab to pull the sandwich to myself, despite the fact that it has no iron in it. My magnet grab is just that cool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 I get Bill Nye to make you Consider the Following, and while you're considering I steal the sandwich. Unrelated, but I love your signature NerdyAarakocra! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 Having decided that the Following isn't the sort of fandom I want to be in, I pursue you by shooting myself out of a giant cannon, ricocheting off of a blimp and landing in the perfect place to grab the sandwich. I also like your signature. Carthage must be destroyed! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 I activate my jetpack, keeping a tight hold on the sandwich. 15 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said: I also like your signature. Carthage must be destroyed! Indeed! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 I throw one of my experimental grapple knife at you, dealing no damage but gaining good purchase. I throw the other into a nearby tree and lock the spools of rope so you can’t get away. I then reel you in and steal it back before grabbing it, wrapping it in deli paper, then selling it to a nearby citizen and telling them to keep it hidden. I then take a perfect decoy copy and hide it (badly) Who else here doesn’t like Pliny the Younger? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 Said nearby citizen hands over the sandwich to me after I threaten to call the police because they’re pretty sure you just sold them something super illegal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 disguised as the police I come up and confiscate the sandwich before arresting you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 You forget to read me my rights, so I get released and the sandwich is returned to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 I take you to court for stealing my sandwich and sue you. How much do I sue you for? The sandwich. After the court case I put the sandwich in my pocket and go sit in some random room in the supreme court building 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 The lawyer fees drive you into bankruptcy and you are forced to sell the sandwich to get out of debt, which I promptly buy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 I bring you all back to court for all the war crimes that you have committed in this tread. With me as the judge! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Earlier in the thread you pretended to be a police officer, which is also illegal. I sue all of you and obtain the Sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 I use my army of ninjas to steal the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 I was secretly one of your ninjas. I am the one who steals the sandwich! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 (edited) My ninjas outnumber you, and thus easily overpower you and take back the sandwich. Edited March 24 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 However the ninjas could never outnumber the Seventeenth Swarm! A cavalry of giant praying mantises riding giant rhinoceros beetles attack the ninjas, stealing the sandwich and riding off into the sunset. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 In the sunset they meet the Gi-Ants from the Picnic Planet, who beam the sandwich up to their spaceship. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 I use a fishing pole to pull the Sandwich out of the UFO's pull as you are pulled into it. I pole vault away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 I intercept your pole vaulting whilst you are going over the North Pole by hiring a Pole (Polish person) to show you a political poll, distracting you so that I can parachute down from a zeppelin and attack you with my glaive (a type of polearm), stealing the sandwich in the process. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Unfortunately, you don't have the pull to hire a Pole to show Glass the poll, so instead of having a distraction to steal the sandwich your parachuting and wordplay becomes the distraction I need to steal the sandwich. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 I reverse the direction of your toilet paper rolls and steal the sandwich while you frantically run to fix them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 I roll some paper towels in Luna’s path, causing you to trip. I steal the sandwich out of your hands, and run away cackling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 I return riding a Roomba and wielding a giant baguette. I whack TwinSouls with the baguette and ride away on my Roomba with the sandwich, cackling in triumph. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clarinetist Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 (edited) I run into Soulbinder, knocking the sandwich out of your hands, and apologize thoroughly, switching the sandwich with a decoy and continuing my run as if nothing ever happened. Edited March 29 by The Clarinetist I forgot the bold 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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