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  1. The Clarinetist
    Eddie Why is there a guillotine -through the living glass
  2. The Clarinetist
    I steal the sausage using the Doctor Strange method.
  3. The Clarinetist
    I will not say do not buy goats, for not all goats are evil
  4. The Clarinetist
    557. Fake bugs everywhere
  5. The Clarinetist
    "Yep" I say, hitting you with a pan just hard enough to knock you out. I take my sandwich back and eat it for dinner. Just so you know, this is some random sandwich, not the Sandwich.
  6. The Clarinetist
    I am an expert at escaping chains, and you tied me up next to my house. I go eat dinner at home.
  7. The Clarinetist
    556. Join months after discovering the thread.
  8. The Clarinetist
    Never mind.
  9. The Clarinetist
    The army wants their nukes back, and I get the sandwich in exchange for the information they need to take the bunker.
  10. The Clarinetist
    Gets a very angry mob. Inserts a tall person.
  11. The Clarinetist
    The police arrest you for cannibalism, and I do a public service of confiscating the sandwich.
  12. The Clarinetist
    Gets a million dollars. Inserts a short person.
  13. The Clarinetist
    540. Go against your previous statements.
  14. The Clarinetist
    I move the bunker to a random location at lightspeed so it is impossible to track me.
  15. The Clarinetist
    I return the greeting and reclaim the sandwich to make up for my many posts without the sandwich. I then run to my bunker in an indisclosable location.
  16. The Clarinetist
    Gets an explosive pig. Inserts a pair of old gym shorts.
  17. The Clarinetist
    No. How many friends do you have?
  18. The Clarinetist
    I go on a relaxing run to the center of the earth, and you drop the sandwich in shock. I pick up the sandwich and keep running to Australia.
  19. The Clarinetist
    533. Post once and never post again.
  20. The Clarinetist
    Which class? Should I take it?
  21. The Clarinetist
    @Weaver of Lies, I want to read book four. You understand.
  22. The Clarinetist
    I pickpocket your Sandwich and become a regular person again. Your deck is no longer THE FINAL DECK since I am no longer part of it, and I go to the other end of the observable universe.
  23. The Clarinetist
    Since I am part of the triple-decker double decker couch decker, I am with you until you go near the Sandwich.
  24. The Clarinetist
    I become a deck.
  25. The Clarinetist
    I sprint to you. Once again, I do not grab the sandwich, but instead want to watch everything unfold.
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