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The Clarinetist

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    he/him
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    Running, band, reading, solving mathematical equations

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  1. The Clarinetist started following The Bookwyrm
  2. The Bookwyrm started following The Clarinetist
  3. The Clarinetist
    Eddie Why is there a guillotine -through the living glass
  4. The Clarinetist
    I steal the sausage using the Doctor Strange method.
  5. The Clarinetist
    I will not say do not buy goats, for not all goats are evil
  6. The Clarinetist
    557. Fake bugs everywhere
  7. The Clarinetist
    "Yep" I say, hitting you with a pan just hard enough to knock you out. I take my sandwich back and eat it for dinner. Just so you know, this is some random sandwich, not the Sandwich.
  8. The Clarinetist
    I am an expert at escaping chains, and you tied me up next to my house. I go eat dinner at home.
  9. The Clarinetist
    556. Join months after discovering the thread.
  10. The Clarinetist
    Never mind.
  11. The Clarinetist
    The army wants their nukes back, and I get the sandwich in exchange for the information they need to take the bunker.
  12. The Clarinetist
    Gets a very angry mob. Inserts a tall person.
  13. The Clarinetist
    The police arrest you for cannibalism, and I do a public service of confiscating the sandwich.
  14. The Clarinetist
    Gets a million dollars. Inserts a short person.
  15. The Clarinetist
    540. Go against your previous statements.
  16. The Clarinetist
    I move the bunker to a random location at lightspeed so it is impossible to track me.
  17. The Clarinetist
    I return the greeting and reclaim the sandwich to make up for my many posts without the sandwich. I then run to my bunker in an indisclosable location.
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