The Battle for the Sandwich

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

I activate a magical device that causes all trackers nearby to come to me, and I thus gain all of your trackers. 

[Lunamor she/her]

This makes no difference, for I have already tracked down the sandwich.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I use a police dog (named Gizmo) to track down the sandwich, and then I command the police dog (named Gizmo) to tackle Lunamor. I use this opportunity to go underground with my prepared drill.

[Lunamor she/her]

I use a gremlin (named Gizmo) to tackle the police dog (named Gizmo), then use my slightly better drill to chase you down.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I jump out of the ground and call Gizmo (the police dog and not the gremlin) to me. I  pick up Gizmo (the police dog and not the gremlin) and do a couple steel pushes onto a building to hopefully enjoy a sandwich, and surveys the city.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

I teleport next to you, grab the sandwich, and teleport to the ground below where I run like heck.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

The Sand Wizard summon a brick wall directly in front of you and take the sandwich after impact.

[Lunamor she/her]

I try spinning (it’s a good trick) and use the momentum to launch myself to the sandwich and nab it.

[Soulbinder she/her]

A TIE fighter swoops out of nowhere and snatches the sandwich midair

[Lunamor she/her]

An x-wing is deployed, shooting down the TIE fighter and recovering the sandwich.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

As the x-wing flies through space, a small piece of the hull abruptly pops off. Two more follow it, and it soon becomes apparent that the ship is being disassembled from the inside by a task force of termite saboteurs. As the last of the x-wing crumbles away into nothing, a chain of ants extending all the way from the surface of the Earth catches the sandwich and delivers it to their master, the Seventeenth Swarm.

[Lunamor she/her]

I reverse time so that a chain of ants extending from the Earth tosses the sandwich into an x-wing as it is being rebuilt by termites. The last pieces of the hull are popped back on as the ship delivers the sandwich to me.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Time cops show up, enraged by your manipulation of time. They bring you before Time Baby to stand trial for your time crimes. The sandwich is confiscated.

[Lunamor she/her]

Bill decides to interfere, deconfiscating the sandwich by hiding it under his top hat and returning it to me.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Wayne appears, scolds Bill for his distasteful hat, and takes the sandwich, putting it into his very stylish bowler hat.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

wax appears and takes the hat and sandwich from wayne.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

Honor grabs the hat from Wax. Oh, yeah, they also grabbed the sandwich.

[Lunamor she/her]

I get Odium to shatter Honor and grab the sandwich.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I bribe Lift with food to steal the sandwich for me.

[Lunamor she/her]

I take the sandwich from Lift right as she is about to eat it.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I roll a natural 20 on a sleight of hand check, and add my +5 dexterity modifier, along with expertise and proficiency. I have the sandwich.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

I walk up behind you, tap you on the shoulder and take the sandwich when you look away.

[Lunamor she/her]

I roll a one on a stealth check, but I’m a rogue with reliable talent so I get a stupidly high number anyways and sneakily steal the sandwich.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

You have angered the gods with this feat. They remind you that when you roll a nat 1, it's an automatic failure. The gods confiscate the sandwich.

[Lunamor she/her]

I note that skill checks do not autofail on a natural one and the gods return the sandwich to me.