The Battle for the Sandwich

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I use Forcecage, then saunter over and grab the sandwich.

[Lunamor she/her]

I use Far Step to exit the cage, passing the charisma saving throw, and use Immovable Object on the sandwich so only I can move it.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

The sandwich is still in my hands. I use Dispel Magic on the sandwich, then cast Fireball centered on you for good measure.

[Lunamor she/her]

You happen to be in the fireball’s area of effect and I’m secretly a tiefling, so you take twice as much damage and drop the sandwich. I retrieve the now crispy sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

I don't follow DND physics because raisins, and I take the sandwich after knocking You out.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

I take the sandwich and sing myself away. 

I'm not okay... I just misspelled sandwich...  T-T

[Lunamor she/her]

I constantly misspell sandwich 

I sing incredibly off-key to reverse your moment and take the sandwich from you.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

i run up and grab the sandwich before travelling to the 4th dimension to hide.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

I get Phineas and Ferb to create a portal there, go through it, and steal the sandwich. 

[Immortal Platypus]

I am the ruler of everything, and I take the sandwich as taxes for letting ya'll live.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

I hire Kelsier to overthrow you and steal the sandwich in the ensuing chaos

[Immortal Platypus]

Kelsier actually works for me already! You stole a fake sandwich

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The real sandwich is nowhere to be found.

[Lunamor she/her]

I use Locate Object to find the sandwich.

I’m still stuck on DnD.

[Grubfriend He/Him]

I use Cytonics to enter the Nowhere and retrieve the Sandwich

[Lunamor she/her]

I use the power of godmodding to make you give me the sandwich.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

You are arrested for Godmodding and taken to a sandwich-free prison.

[Lunamor she/her]

I dig my way out with a spoon and take back the sandwich.

[Soulbinder she/her]

A pirate ship crewed entirely by sentient chinchillas pulls up and threatens to shoot you if you don't hand over the sandwich.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

a stowaway snatches the sandwich from the pirates

[Soulbinder she/her]

The chinchillas tie the stowaway to the mast and take the sandwich back

[Lunamor she/her]

The power of remembering to bold your actions steals the sandwich away from the chinchillas.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Aw beans, I can't believe I forgot that again.

The chinchillas stage an epic swordfight in order to reclaim the sandwich from canon

[Aredor]

I swing from the top of the pirate ship hanging onto a rope, and grab the sandwich. I then climb the rope up to the crow's nest, where I deposit the sandwich in a bag of holding. 

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I use Mage Hand to take the sandwich/bag of holding.