The Battle for the Sandwich

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 minutes ago, Lightweaver2 said:

I use Hungry as a projectile and they grab the sandwich. @Edema Rue

Hungry flies through the air like a glorious arrow of pure slug, snatching the sandwich and bouncing along the ground. 

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

Some random guy called Stormblessed comes along and restores Honor to the world.

[Immortal Platypus]

I grab the sandwich from the slug, and trap it in four Lines of Forbiddance. 

[Edema Rue she/her]

Luckily, slugs are immune to rithmatists! Hungry oozed over the chalk, fluting happily, and steals the sandwich while you're awed by the amazingness of a truly beautiful slug!

[Immortal Platypus]

8 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Luckily, slugs are immune to rithmatists! Hungry oozed over the chalk, fluting happily, and steals the sandwich while you're awed by the amazingness of a truly beautiful slug!

You were duped by my cardboard cutout (of both myself and the sandwich). I am far away peacefully enjoying the sandwich's company.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I was not duped, and swing in on a rope of vines, grabbing the sandwich on the way.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Hungry hops onto your shoulder, fluting triumphantly.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

Honor cuts your vine and makes you fall, then grabs the sandwich.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

A swarm of wasps arrive, stinging Honor and flying away with the sandwich while he is occupied.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I pick up Hungry and join the swarm.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

Honor puts on shardplate to protect against the wasps, then they run towards the sandwich.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Hungry, using her epic snail powers, makes friends with the wasps and convinces them to give her the sandwich. She then invites everyone to lunch!!

@Immortal Platypus @NerdyAarakocra

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Everyone (non personified) came to lunch. The food was quickly eaten and riots began in the streets as those without food unleashed their rage.

Somehow the sandwich escaped uneaten during the chaos.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Disappointed that lunch had become so chaotic, Hungry followed the sandwich, equally uneaten.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I follow Hungry.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

A large portion of the Seventeenth Swarm follows you

[Edema Rue she/her]

...Hungry reaches the sandwich?

[Immortal Platypus]

I am the 1st swarm and take the sandwich, then I pass it to other me, the one that is called Platypus.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

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Who am I allied with? It’s Hungry and the 17th swarm, right?

I throw a platypus egg at Platypus, then take the sandwich while he’s distracted.

[Edema Rue she/her]

21 minutes ago, Lightweaver2 said:

I throw a platypus egg at Platypus, then take the sandwich while he’s distracted.

Alliances are ever fleeting and ever changing here...all that matters is the sandwich...

Hungry, who is somehow sitting on your shoulder again, starts nibbling on your hair.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Just now, Edema Rue said:

Alliances are ever fleeting and ever changing here...all that matters is the sandwich...

Hungry, who is somehow sitting on your shoulder again, starts nibbling on your hair.

True

 “Why, Hungry?” I ask.

Edited January 15, 2024 by Lightweaver2

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 minutes ago, Lightweaver2 said:

True

 “Why, Hungry?” I ask.

Hungry, Hungry says into your mind. She oozes onto your head.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Just now, Edema Rue said:

Hungry, Hungry says into your mind. She oozes onto your head.

“Alright then.” I hand her a slug treat.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Just now, Lightweaver2 said:

“Alright then.” I hand her a slug treat.

Hungry gobbles it up, almost like a very hungry caterpillar, only not quite; she is, after all, a slug.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

2 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Hungry gobbles it up, almost like a very hungry caterpillar, only not quite; she is, after all, a slug.

I hand her another, then another, then a fourth.