The Battle for the Sandwich

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

8 hours ago, Lunamor said:

I am starting to become concerned about the sandwich’s sanitary situation, so I put on a pair of gloves. Then, I attempt to carefully shoo away the horsefly and pick up the sandwich.

I do not allow you to take the sandwich, as it is my hands. I yank it back.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

I use all of my charming RP characters and convince you to hand over the sandwich. 

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I bring forward Daniel and Freya, then ask if you’d like to team up and split the sandwich, along with possibly Hungry and the horsefly.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

4 minutes ago, Lightweaver2 said:

I bring forward Daniel and Freya, then ask if you’d like to team up and split the sandwich, along with possibly Hungry and the horsefly.

I agree readily, but Rex wants some to. She also want Daniel to kiss her  

[Edema Rue she/her]

10 hours ago, Lightweaver2 said:

I apologize to Hungry for my previous dropping them off a cliff and offer them the sandwich.

10 hours ago, Faerie Braids said:

The cremlings briefly confers with the rest of the Seventeenth Swarm before agreeing to the friendship. Slugs, after all, are distant cousins of crabs. I think? I am in biology next semester, so I should probably know that...anyway, The horsefly lands on the sandwich.

Hungry graciously accepts both offers and oozes onto the sandwich, her spikes looking almost like a crown.

[Lunamor she/her]

I become further concerned that this sandwich is becoming a biohazard and offer to trade a higher quality sandwich for it.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

this isn't a very good sandwich anymore...  

it's been stolen for over a year...

[Edema Rue she/her]

Fear not, the sandwich is magical  

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

1 hour ago, Lunamor said:

I become further concerned that this sandwich is becoming a biohazard and offer to trade a higher quality sandwich for it.

I say no, as there is no better quality.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

"Sandwiches only grow better as they age," buzz several hundred flies in singsong unison as they land on the sandwich. "And biohazards just make life yummier for the Seventeenth Swarm!"

[Lunamor she/her]

I grab the sandwich with a pair of tongs and attempt to shake the swarm off of it.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Plot twist! I was the tongs. It was me. I picked up the sandwich, and therefore I have it.

[Lunamor she/her]

I summon the bees from your profile picture and make them sting you, causing you to drop the sandwich. I then take it.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

I summon the large man with a knife from your profile picture and make him smash you. then I take the sandwich. 

[Edema Rue she/her]

Hungry distracts you with the girl in your pfp and snatches the sandwich!!

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I mentally high five Hungry.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Hungry mentally high fives you back!

[Faerie Braids she/her]

A cheerful assortment of buzzing, clicking, hissing, chittering, squeaking, snapping, scuttling, stomping, scraping, and flapping celebrates this achievement in place of a high five. The Seventeenth Swarm has many varieties of hordelings, but is has not quite figured out how to grow hands...YET

[Edema Rue she/her]

Hungry still has the sandwich…she has a streak going.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I am happy, as my friend has the sandwich and we are allies.

Edited January 13, 2024 by Lightweaver2

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

Honor pretends to be dead so they can get close to Hungry, then suddenly snatches the sandwich.

[Lunamor she/her]

I decide to see what I can do and win the sandwich by way of duel.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

Honor pulls out the Windrunner honorblade and defends the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

Honor is dead in the hearts of men, and so he collapses to the floor. My misinformation campaign worked! I take the sandwich from where it fell.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

15 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said:

Honor is dead in the hearts of men, and so he collapses to the floor. My misinformation campaign worked! I take the sandwich from where it fell.

I use Hungry as a projectile and they grab the sandwich. @Edema Rue