Lunamor Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 I call upon my Alleyverse character Eza to steal the sandwich for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 I intercept your Alleyverse character with a plate of spiked cookies and steal the sandwich with my D&D character instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 I call on my character from my unfinished novel draft to snatch the sandwich while I distract your D&D character with some shiny nat 20s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clarinetist Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 I call on my Percy Jackson Roleplay character, Harold, to sprint through and distract you with his impressive speed, and I steal the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 I polymorph into Telamon (yes I realize that it is similar to Lews Therin Telamon, but I forgot about that when I saw it in NMS and decided it would be a good name), my half-orc warlock who insists on using a giant hammer to smush Harold into the ground cartoon style (like he’s in a hole in the ground) then I grab the sandwich out of the hole and run away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 i spike a wolf with feruchemical speed which easily outruns you and swipes the sandwich in its teeth also taking off your hand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clarinetist Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 I bind the wolf, which I name Fenris, with an unbreakable rope and take the sandwich, and escape in a zeppelin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 I am inside the zeppelin with a pack of dogs. The dogs have collars allowing them to talk. They swarm you and bring me the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clarinetist Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 I bribe the dogs with bacon so they bring me the sandwich and imcapitate you for a short time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Before they incapacitate me, I cast Animal Friendship, causing them to be my friend rather than yours, bringing me the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clarinetist Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 I send a group of anti-wolf activists to give me the sandwich, and I parachute down with the sandwich into the world's largest pizza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 I successfully cast Divine Intervention to get my patron Wichea, the god of sandwiches, to teleport the sandwich to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clarinetist Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 I leave the pizza, taking a slice with me, and trade it for the sandwich without your knowledge. Then i break the record for the worlds largest pizza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 I compound speed and snatch the sandwich from you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 I take a throwing knife, attach it to a rope and (carefully, so I don’t stab myself again) swing it around to spear the sandwich, then pull it back to me and hide the sandwich in the hole of a nearby tree. the sandwich repairs itself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clarinetist Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 I just so happen to be climbing said tree and retrieve the sandwich, and leave by riding a submarine in the ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 I follow you and sneeze on the sandwich so you decided to give it to me 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 (edited) I cough on the sandwich so you hand it over, then I Awaken a rope to wrap around the sandwich and protect it (as in keep it away) from anyone other than me. Edited April 3 by WhyEverNot_8 Clarification WOOOO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 I hire a snake charmer to charm the rope and get it to give the sandwich to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 I hire a Parselmouth to convince the rope to give me the sandwich instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 I trip and fall onto it crushing then stealing it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clarinetist Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 I use my expertise at living to convince you that nobody likes a crushed sandwich, and you give it to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 I crush you, then take the sandwich, uncrushing it with magic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clarinetist Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 I uncrush myself and crush your house, house and in the confusion, I take the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 (edited) my OP, inaccurate, canon-breaking alleyverse character appears, laughs, then informs y'all that the sandwich was actually back on the hill where this started this whole time! (as of pg. 35 due to the bad grammar.) he then takes the fake sandwich that you've been tossing around and eats it, just to prove this fact. then leaps into the soda ocean of TLT. Edited April 5 by Just_a_Fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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