Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 I am now writhing in pain 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 I finish the cinnamon challenge and throw more cinnamon in vyzkels face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 You guys are so mean I develop an immunity to cinnamon and other powders thrown in my eyes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 I spray lemon juice in your eyes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Bruh I become the god of all excruciating acids in vulnerable places, and I teleport to the sandwich and take it, giving Through the living glass multiple paper cuts and squeezing lemon juice into every single one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 I go and comfort her because that is a very mean thing to do... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Says you I hide the sandwich in an undisclosed location, and I teleport over to slap strmblsd in the face in revenge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass she/her Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 2 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said: Bruh I become the god of all excruciating acids in vulnerable places, and I teleport to the sandwich and take it, giving Through the living glass multiple paper cuts and squeezing lemon juice into every single one. Someone's angry... I accept Strmblsd's comfort, but in all actuality I'm fine because I became immune to such torture when I got siblings. I chase Vyzkel down with a water hose and spray him to the ground, striping him of his sour power (haHA) and stealing the Sandwich. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 I grab the sandwich after using a smoke bomb 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 I smoke the sandwich after using a grab bomb. The smoke hides me and the bomb grabs the sandwich and throws it to me. I catch it and give a banana to Jerome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 I soulcast the smoke into marble, freezing Unintelligenius and Jerome in the stone, then get several sticks of dynamite and begin blowing a tunnel towards the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ he/him Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 But the sandwich is gone. On a far hill, barley visible in the distance, Exceptionally far, miles and kilometers and inches away, I stand triumphant, eight feet away, the sandwich in my hand, the fake having lasted quite many pages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 *wonders when the sandwich was even swapped* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Bookwyrm sits on a hill and eats a sandwich that's not The Sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Strmblsd goes and sits next to bookwyrm and eats a different sandwich but not the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass she/her Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 I go an sit next to Strmblsd and Bookwyrm and eat a different different sandwich that is not the Sandwich. Then I steal the Sandwich. Then I sit back down on the hill and eat my first sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Then I unsoulcast myself, take the sandwich, and also eat a sandwich that is not The Sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian he/him Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 After that I take the sandwich and throw it really really really far across the multiverse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 And hit me in the face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 I sneak into the Aperture Science HQ, where they use the portal to the multiverse as a lore justification way to implement the Portal 2 level creator Multiversal Testing Initiative. It's no trouble for me to get the sandwich from there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 I trade Nerdy some cake for the sandwich, but the cake is a lie. So I run away with the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 I trade Ten Fools three cakes for the sandwich. And I'm a nice person so only two of the cakes were lies. Then I walk away with the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 Since you all have created a big web of lies, you are all stuck now. I take the sandwich from Unintelligenius’ sticky hands. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 A large number of giant spiders surround Vyzkel Willbender, drawn to the web. They spin him into the web and pass the sandwich from each leg to the next in a creepy arachnophobia inducing way until it makes it to the next spider in line, then that repeats again until I take the sandwich from the last spider. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 (edited) Since you didn’t bold it, it was all a dream I wake up and a large number of spiders surround BlueWildRye, getting him stuck in the webs also. Edited May 22 by Vyzkel Willbender 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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