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“Mustard was developed by the devil or the CIA” - one of me best friends

”Grandma, did you beat [brother’s name] up? Wait that sounds bad, wait… oh, but ‘did you beat him awake’ also sounds terrible, what I mean is were you awake first” - my mom

“Bro how did the beef multiply since I’ve been gone?” - My Uncle - because he left for 1 minute and the beef had multiplied.

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guys, @Part Of The Narrative is my favorite person to quote things from. 

Here are more classic's from her :lol: 

"Like, I don't just... go out and do stuff with people, he usually comes to my house!" (Mini context: She was talking about none other than, (yet again) Draco Malfoy.) 

"You think that... potato...beaver-man is hotter than Draco Malfoy!?!?"

"I have two pillows. I'm naming one Draco, cause it's really white, and the other one [name of her non-fictional crush], cause it's like that grey sweatshirt he always wears... *dreamy sigh*"

"I don't have a filter when I'm this tired, so like... talk to me at your own risk, you may get scarred." 

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1 hour ago, Just-A-Stick said:

guys, @Part Of The Narrative is my favorite person to quote things from. 

Here are more classic's from her :lol: 

"Like, I don't just... go out and do stuff with people, he usually comes to my house!" (Mini context: She was talking about none other than, (yet again) Draco Malfoy.) 

"You think that... potato...beaver-man is hotter than Draco Malfoy!?!?"

"I have two pillows. I'm naming one Draco, cause it's really white, and the other one [name of her non-fictional crush], cause it's like that grey sweatshirt he always wears... *dreamy sigh*"

"I don't have a filter when I'm this tired, so like... talk to me at your own risk, you may get scarred." 

Wow...your really coming for me huh

"It's fun! I like exposing people!" ~ @Just-A-Stick

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"AND THEN *CPR* AND BROKEN RIBS AND *TrAuMaAaA*" - @Kajsa

"I’m just bad at telling when people are gaslighting meeee" - @Edema Rue

"Why am I eating a rock? BECAUSE KVOTHE!" - @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

"yikes, no words for you, boy" - @Channelknight Fadran

"Setting a flaming feral chicken after him probably wouldn't be legal would it?" - @InfiniteInsanity

Hehe.

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