Sharder One-Liners

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

4 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

"All the stories are true... and more."

@Invisible

They are!

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Raven sighs while he loses braincells.

@TheRavenHasLanded

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

8 hours ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

Raven sighs while he loses braincells.

@TheRavenHasLanded

someone finally observes my ingenuity.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

2 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

someone finally observes my ingenuity.

no problem...

Raven loses brain cells at an alarming rate. “What the heck-“

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

“Mustard was developed by the devil or the CIA” - one of me best friends

”Grandma, did you beat [brother’s name] up? Wait that sounds bad, wait… oh, but ‘did you beat him awake’ also sounds terrible, what I mean is were you awake first” - my mom

“Bro how did the beef multiply since I’ve been gone?” - My Uncle - because he left for 1 minute and the beef had multiplied.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

“So, in essence, I get to burn down the my house if I can make up a story for it.” 

”Why is everyone trying to eat my shoulder?!” 

-some of my friends

Edited February 23, 2024 by TwinSouls

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

"good night, unknown sister number one! good night, unknown sister number two!" - @TheGreatSnail

[The Sibling she/her]

How does a ghost even wear a scarf anyways? - @The Stormfather

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

“Life is hard, but doable.” -@Shining Silhouette

[Edema Rue she/her]

because when you get yourself a cinnamon baby, you gotta teach the cinnamon baby self defense so they don't die. @justice magician

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

3 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

because when you get yourself a cinnamon baby, you gotta teach the cinnamon baby self defense so they don't die. @justice magician

i can attest.

[Mags she/they]

42 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

because when you get yourself a cinnamon baby, you gotta teach the cinnamon baby self defense so they don't die. @justice magician

lol

[Edema Rue she/her]

I'm dumb. @Invisible hehehehehe oh no speaking of you, I lost the game.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 hours ago, Edema Rue said:

I'm dumb. @Invisible hehehehehe oh no speaking of you, I lost the game.

I would never admit to that.

AND YOU MADE ME LOSE YOU MONSTER!!!

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"Draco is just so amazing that it doesn't even matter that he's not real." ~ @Part Of The Narrative

 

"How did you know I work with a mafia boss?" ~ @Part Of The Narrative 

[Cash67]

I’m great at tucking in.

- @Invisible, 2024

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

I’m great at tucking in.

- @Invisible, 2024

I am.

I am the bestest at tucking in.

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

“Mommy, mommy, I’m turning into a donkey!” -my slightly insane friend

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

guys, @Part Of The Narrative is my favorite person to quote things from. 

Here are more classic's from her  

"Like, I don't just... go out and do stuff with people, he usually comes to my house!" (Mini context: She was talking about none other than, (yet again) Draco Malfoy.) 

"You think that... potato...beaver-man is hotter than Draco Malfoy!?!?"

"I have two pillows. I'm naming one Draco, cause it's really white, and the other one [name of her non-fictional crush], cause it's like that grey sweatshirt he always wears... *dreamy sigh*"

"I don't have a filter when I'm this tired, so like... talk to me at your own risk, you may get scarred." 

[Part Of The Narrative she/her]

1 hour ago, Just-A-Stick said:

guys, @Part Of The Narrative is my favorite person to quote things from. 

Here are more classic's from her  

"Like, I don't just... go out and do stuff with people, he usually comes to my house!" (Mini context: She was talking about none other than, (yet again) Draco Malfoy.) 

"You think that... potato...beaver-man is hotter than Draco Malfoy!?!?"

"I have two pillows. I'm naming one Draco, cause it's really white, and the other one [name of her non-fictional crush], cause it's like that grey sweatshirt he always wears... *dreamy sigh*"

"I don't have a filter when I'm this tired, so like... talk to me at your own risk, you may get scarred." 

Wow...your really coming for me huh

"It's fun! I like exposing people!" ~ @Just-A-Stick

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

"Just start planning for my funeral. Keep in mind that nobody gets my will until they win the Kahoot game." - @shortcake

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

I know this technically doesn't count since it's not from a sharder, but have a quote from my English teacher

"now, I know he gets really intimate with his beans-"

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

"…THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG IN THE CONTEXT OF THE HORROR PODCAST I LISTEN TO BUT YAY!!" ~ @Edema Rue 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"AND THEN *CPR* AND BROKEN RIBS AND *TrAuMaAaA*" - @Kajsa

"I’m just bad at telling when people are gaslighting meeee" - @Edema Rue

"Why am I eating a rock? BECAUSE KVOTHE!" - @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

"yikes, no words for you, boy" - @Channelknight Fadran

"Setting a flaming feral chicken after him probably wouldn't be legal would it?" - @InfiniteInsanity

Hehe.

Edited March 5, 2024 by The Bookwyrm

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"Why am I eating a rock? BECAUSE KVOTHE!" - @Thaidakar the Ghostblood

 

XD

BECAUSE KVOTHE!!!