shortcake thr/eat ka/boom Posted April 26, 2024 Posted April 26, 2024 16 hours ago, Anguished_One said: One last quote from Veil "Guess I should probably stop talking before my efforts to make you believe I love you and you’re an amazing person backfire and give you more ammunition for your collection of plastic bullets that you think are metal “ ~ @Part Of The Narrative AAAANNND Chaotic bus ride. Quotes. Spoiler for potential racism (sorry but they're teenage guys-) and implied sexual humor. Hide contents “Grab his thighs as a punishment!” - Brayden “Back whin aye used tah live dowrn in Allybammma… we gots wunna dem stiiles out in dem wooods… we used tah make aouchyhool … you take that across the border, son.” -Brayden “WE ARENT MONKEYS IN A ZOO WE ARE MONKEYS ON A BUS!” -Caleb “We aren’t black Caleb.” -Braden “Oh… right..,” -Caleb “HES TOUCHING ME- HES TOUCHING ME!!! HELP!!! *screaming*” -Brayden “How do we have girlfriends?!” -Caleb “CALEB IS TOUCHING MEEEE!!!” -Brayden “Marcus is throwing rocks!!” -Brayden “He likes all ages… UH I MEAN GENDERS!!” -Caleb “We’re just the dumb little dumplings in the pot!” -Caleb “Teacher doesn’t wanna sit with the black monkeys in the back of the bus.” -Brayden “You are being such a Rosa Parks right now!” -Caleb “Can you tell us how babies are made?!” -Brayden “WOAH!!! HYDROGEN BOMB!!! HYDROGEN GOES BIG BOOM BOOM!!!” -Brayden “Caleb lost his… reproduction… abilities…” -Brayden “Okay kids! Anybody need a potty break you tiny children?” -my teacher “There’s a window! We already took care of it! We aren’t sissy’s!” -Caleb “Brayden! No UberEats this time! I forbid it!”- my teacher “Get this man a whisky and a horse!” -Caleb “I’d totally kiss my cousin! But it’s not Alabama, it’s Pennsylvania.” -Caleb “Hey, okay you’re no longer allowed to have hands.” -Caleb “Just lemme smell your hair one more time.” -Caleb “HE LIKES SMELLING ME!!!” -Brayden “Have you ever done rock paper scissors?” -Cam “No, but I’ve done drugs!” -Caleb “Guys what year is it?! I just got here!” -Nate “I don’t like these people! He’s throwing rocks!!” -Caleb “Serious question. How much wood… could go per square inch up the moon?”-Clay “Answer me you psychopath!”- Caleb “To know firm, you must first know soft.” -Caleb “Can I see your camera for a second? I need to look at my face. I know it’s ugly… I don’t wanna do it either.” -Caleb “I have alcohol!” -Brayden “OH NO I JUST LOST THE GAME!!!” -Brayden “You can touch me, Marcus, I don’t mind!” -Brayden “Hey kids, you wanna come in my basement?!? *creepy tittering witch laugh*” -Nate “Whack it off!” -Caleb “We have to hide all our unregistered guns!” -Brayden “I like sleep! It’s like death without the commitment.”- Nate “Marcus took his shirt off!!!” -Brayden “BRADEN PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!” -my teacher “What do we have to do to make you disappointed?!” -Nate “NO YOU CANT POKE ME!” -Braden “Your feet pics are about to be put online!” -Havalah “Marcus! Stop throwing rocks!” -Caleb I LOVE THIS
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted April 26, 2024 Posted April 26, 2024 4 hours ago, shortcake said: I LOVE THIS which?
shortcake thr/eat ka/boom Posted April 26, 2024 Posted April 26, 2024 34 minutes ago, Anguished_One said: which? yes lol the ones from the teenage boys it radiates so much chaotic energy and I love it
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted April 27, 2024 Posted April 27, 2024 1 hour ago, shortcake said: yes lol the ones from the teenage boys it radiates so much chaotic energy and I love it its bsicly most he guys in my grade.
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted April 28, 2024 Posted April 28, 2024 “He’s like my hot brother that I occasionally kiss!” ~ @Part Of The Narrative 3
Through The Living Glass She/They Posted April 29, 2024 Posted April 29, 2024 1 hour ago, Anguished_One said: “He’s like my hot brother that I occasionally kiss!” ~ @Part Of The Narrative Studio C vibes
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted April 29, 2024 Posted April 29, 2024 "There wasn't enough crime in my universe, so I added crime." - Me This made my brother lose it.
Through The Living Glass She/They Posted April 29, 2024 Posted April 29, 2024 "I love raw fish, guys! It's soo good" ~ @Anguished_One 1
Through the Living Hope Posted April 29, 2024 Posted April 29, 2024 Saw this in a meme so it's not original nor something I heard in person but Technically Tarkin reduced the crime rate on Alderaan to zero. 2
Cash67 Posted April 29, 2024 Posted April 29, 2024 6 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said: Saw this in a meme so it's not original nor something I heard in person but Technically Tarkin reduced the crime rate on Alderaan to zero. SPARK NO
Through the Living Hope Posted April 29, 2024 Posted April 29, 2024 1 minute ago, Cash67 said: SPARK NO SPARK YES
shortcake thr/eat ka/boom Posted April 29, 2024 Posted April 29, 2024 me: *holding @TheGreatSnail's hand* *gasp* "(@InfiniteInsanity), look! [Snai] is letting me hold her hand!!! She loves me!!!" -me, in the backseat of @The Bookwyrm's car this morning 3
Through The Living Glass She/They Posted April 29, 2024 Posted April 29, 2024 "*Just nibbles idly on a soul* they taste Soo good" - @strmblsd 1
Through the Living Questio he/him Posted April 29, 2024 Posted April 29, 2024 (edited) On 4/25/2024 at 7:31 PM, Anguished_One said: One last quote from Veil "Guess I should probably stop talking before my efforts to make you believe I love you and you’re an amazing person backfire and give you more ammunition for your collection of plastic bullets that you think are metal “ ~ @Part Of The Narrative AAAANNND Chaotic bus ride. Quotes. Spoiler for potential racism (sorry but they're teenage guys-) and implied sexual humor. Reveal hidden contents “Grab his thighs as a punishment!” - Brayden “Back whin aye used tah live dowrn in Allybammma… we gots wunna dem stiiles out in dem wooods… we used tah make aouchyhool … you take that across the border, son.” -Brayden “WE ARENT MONKEYS IN A ZOO WE ARE MONKEYS ON A BUS!” -Caleb “We aren’t black Caleb.” -Braden “Oh… right..,” -Caleb “HES TOUCHING ME- HES TOUCHING ME!!! HELP!!! *screaming*” -Brayden “How do we have girlfriends?!” -Caleb “CALEB IS TOUCHING MEEEE!!!” -Brayden “Marcus is throwing rocks!!” -Brayden “He likes all ages… UH I MEAN GENDERS!!” -Caleb “We’re just the dumb little dumplings in the pot!” -Caleb “Teacher doesn’t wanna sit with the black monkeys in the back of the bus.” -Brayden “You are being such a Rosa Parks right now!” -Caleb “Can you tell us how babies are made?!” -Brayden “WOAH!!! HYDROGEN BOMB!!! HYDROGEN GOES BIG BOOM BOOM!!!” -Brayden “Caleb lost his… reproduction… abilities…” -Brayden “Okay kids! Anybody need a potty break you tiny children?” -my teacher “There’s a window! We already took care of it! We aren’t sissy’s!” -Caleb “Brayden! No UberEats this time! I forbid it!”- my teacher “Get this man a whisky and a horse!” -Caleb “I’d totally kiss my cousin! But it’s not Alabama, it’s Pennsylvania.” -Caleb “Hey, okay you’re no longer allowed to have hands.” -Caleb “Just lemme smell your hair one more time.” -Caleb “HE LIKES SMELLING ME!!!” -Brayden “Have you ever done rock paper scissors?” -Cam “No, but I’ve done drugs!” -Caleb “Guys what year is it?! I just got here!” -Nate “I don’t like these people! He’s throwing rocks!!” -Caleb “Serious question. How much wood… could go per square inch up the moon?”-Clay “Answer me you psychopath!”- Caleb “To know firm, you must first know soft.” -Caleb “Can I see your camera for a second? I need to look at my face. I know it’s ugly… I don’t wanna do it either.” -Caleb “I have alcohol!” -Brayden “OH NO I JUST LOST THE GAME!!!” -Brayden “You can touch me, Marcus, I don’t mind!” -Brayden “Hey kids, you wanna come in my basement?!? *creepy tittering witch laugh*” -Nate “Whack it off!” -Caleb “We have to hide all our unregistered guns!” -Brayden “I like sleep! It’s like death without the commitment.”- Nate “Marcus took his shirt off!!!” -Brayden “BRADEN PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!” -my teacher “What do we have to do to make you disappointed?!” -Nate “NO YOU CANT POKE ME!” -Braden “Your feet pics are about to be put online!” -Havalah “Marcus! Stop throwing rocks!” -Caleb Oh god o_O uncomfortable memories begin flowing again with that name :I Brayden Funny quotes though, I love how the teacher joined in lol. Edited April 29, 2024 by WhyEverNot_8 Added stuff
shortcake thr/eat ka/boom Posted April 29, 2024 Posted April 29, 2024 "Does your sticker say 'bladder'?" - my criminal justice teacher 1
Through The Living Glass She/They Posted April 29, 2024 Posted April 29, 2024 "You will never be able to read every book that interests you." - My English teacher Me: Spoiler 4
Through the Living Questio he/him Posted April 29, 2024 Posted April 29, 2024 17 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said: "I love raw fish, guys! It's soo good" ~ @Anguished_One Actually fair 3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said: "You will never be able to read every book that interests you." - My English teacher Me: Reveal hidden contents Wahaha! Yes we will 1
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted April 29, 2024 Posted April 29, 2024 (edited) 5 hours ago, WhyEverNot_8 said: Oh god o_O uncomfortable memories begin flowing again with that name :I Brayden Funny quotes though, I love how the teacher joined in lol. Like what?? -_^ 1 hour ago, WhyEverNot_8 said: Actually fair RAW FISH IS GOOD!!! My lil sister: "Just remember, next time you're sad, that sad stands for Secretly A Dinosaur!" @SmilingPanda19 Panda: This water is nasty Me: What makes it nasty? Panda: The fact the it's needed to live. Edited April 29, 2024 by Anguished_One space 4
Through the Living Questio he/him Posted April 29, 2024 Posted April 29, 2024 @Anguished_One Wym by “like what?” also I will say that Raw fish by itself isn't that good, but turn it into sushi and it’s fantastic
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted April 29, 2024 Posted April 29, 2024 Just now, WhyEverNot_8 said: @Anguished_One Wym by “like what?” also I will say that Raw fish by itself isn't that good, but turn it into sushi and it’s fantastic Oh i just wanted to know what bad memories are associated with the name Brayden, but you don't have to share lol And sashimi isn't that good, but in sushi is amazing. 1
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted April 30, 2024 Posted April 30, 2024 Sorry for the double post- "Life is a ton of bantha fodder with a large handful of tiny diamonds hidden throughout." ~ @Ancient Elantrian 2
Through the Living Elan He/Him Posted April 30, 2024 Posted April 30, 2024 Just now, Anguished_One said: Sorry for the double post- "Life is a ton of bantha fodder with a large handful of tiny diamonds hidden throughout." ~ @Ancient Elantrian Someone give me a job 1
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted April 30, 2024 Posted April 30, 2024 "Ladies and gentlemen, I think it's time we addressed the mastodon in the room." - Me 2
Through the Living Hope Posted May 2, 2024 Posted May 2, 2024 (This was all done in whisper-yelling) @shortcake, in the school hallway this morning: [Spark!] Me: *stops, but still angled toward where I was walking* I can't stop to talk, I have to cross the building in two minutes! Shortcake: Run! Me: I'm not running! Shortcake: Run! 3
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