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10 hours ago, Experience said:

Weren't not even that far apart lol

But you're OLD

39 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

I can sense the excitement in this group about taxes. -My teacher

Some teachers are so goofy and I love it-

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2 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Some teachers are so goofy and I love it-

Yeah, but you know the thing about everyone saying "Why doesn't school teach us how to do taxes?"?

I would literally rather bang my head against a wall (somewhat gently) for the class period than listen to it

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9 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

Yeah, but you know the thing about everyone saying "Why doesn't school teach us how to do taxes?"?

I would literally rather bang my head against a wall (somewhat gently) for the class period than listen to it

Uh oh...but better learn it now than later, right?

Several things my chem teacher has said in the last 10 minutes:

"If it snows today, I'm going to cause a problem."

"Yeah go on a weather strike...cause that'll work..."

Student: "Wait is the test code 1928? The year you were born?"

Her: "Yes," *points at the 19/28 on the board* "This fraction is the year I was born, it's also the year I died, it's also the most you can get on the quiz before I grade it."

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4 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

Apparently we’re going to war with the violas. This is not a war we can afford to lose.

Me to my stand partner 

YOU CAN'T LOSE

BEAT THEM

WIN

WIN

WIN

...what do you play, again?

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23 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

Violin (2)

 

9 minutes ago, Lord Spirit said:

Me sitting in orchestra right now with a viola in my lap. 😁

 

5 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

WAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

@Edema Rue

WAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!

Wait

I just saw your member title

I REFUSE TO FIGHT WITH THE LIKES OF YOU

LONG LIVE THE VIOLAS

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16 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Say I'm not a nerd and we'll talk -__-

Isn’t it really bad to lie or something?

41 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

Violin (2)

Heyyyyyyyy a fellow Violin 2!

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41 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

Let's not get too hasty there.

But I will change it

Hmm…I can accept this

26 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

Isn’t it really bad to lie or something?

Heyyyyyyyy a fellow Violin 2!

Yeah, it is…hence why she should change it.

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