Crackpot Theories (A game)

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Proof: Look at their personalities. Enough has been said.

Theory: The artifabrians already created waffle technology on Roshar using heating fabrials, but have not told anyone yet for fear of causing another Recreance.

[Kings_way he/they]

37 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Theory: The artifabrians already created waffle technology on Roshar using heating fabrials, but have not told anyone yet for fear of causing another Recreance.

Instant Noodles must be incredibly powerful and dangerous, seeing as Hoid and others are involved in developing them, so by extension other easy-to-make foods like waffles must also be dangerous.

Allomancers actually get their power from the sun.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Proof: Stars make metal. Allomancers eat metal to be powerful. 'nuff said.

Theory: The Cytoverse Nowhere is what the spiritual realm is like.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Proof: No one in the cosmere is cytonic so no one can know what it is really like

Theory: Hoid is Adonalsium

[NameIess]

Well, this one’s pretty easy. We know that Hoid quite literally ‘stole himself’ WoB:

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Questioner

Does Wit have another name apart from Wit?

Brandon Sanderson

Wit has many other names. Cephandrius is him.

Questioner

What's his real name?

Brandon Sanderson

He does... have a real name, but he would argue that they're all real names.

Overlord Jebus

What's one that isn't Cephandrius or Midius?

Brandon Sanderson

Hoid. *laughter* Topaz.

Aurimus

When he says he's named after a rock that's a reference to Topaz?

Brandon Sanderson

Yes that's referencing the topaz. And the other thing that he references with... When he says he's named after words on a page that is not breaking the fourth wall... It's not even winking at it. Nope... It's quite literal. Yes, that is quite literal.

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And the only being that Hoid really could have ‘stolen himself’ from is Adonalsium. Ergo, Hoid is or once was a part of Adonalsium.

theory: the Horneater language originated before the shattering.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Proof: Of course it did. when you have people who have ridiculously long names, there is no other option.

Theory: the Quarkbeast Quorum is in the spiritual realm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Proof: Only shards have seen the spirtual realm and obviously they are terrified to tell others of the danger that awaits there.

Theory: Roshar will collide into Scadrial.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Proof: Brandon has said that the worlds will cross over eventually. AS IN, the lands will cross each other when they crash

Theory: Wit is actually Brandon in-universe

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Proof: No one else would have enough knowledge to be as sarcastic as him

Theory: Adolin is going to be Odium's champion

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Proof: Adolin obviously has an overwhelming evil aura due to the fact that he painted his shard plate instead of leaving it gray like Dalinar.

Theory: Kandra are actually not spiked mistwraiths, but the leftover sludge residue from making chicken broth.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Proof: the way it's described is exactly like what my grandma's broth is made out of. Also, there's no other explanation for where the leftover broth stuff goes on Scadrial.

Theory: all of The Stormlight Archive is just a giant drug trip of Kaladin's cause he accidentally ate some hallucinogenic mushrooms in Hearthstone.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Proof: Why else would he fail to protect everyone?

Theory: The spiritual realm will allow you to go to a story, if you are connected enough to it.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Proof: If you're Connected enough to a story, you'll begin to travel there in your dreams.

Theory: Gavilar is still alive

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Proof: He is a cosmere character that is presumed dead, therefore he survived somehow. Also, he has been seen alive in every book.

Theory: Shai from Emperor's Soul and Navani are the same person.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Proof: They both feel inadequate and they both have magic powers that allow them to change things.

Theory: Dragons only power in the cosmere is long life.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Proof: Cultivation has yet to fly or breathe fire upon anyone.

Theory: Kelsier's goal is to spread waffles across the cosmere.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Proof: he created a worldhopping organization from the world that is the closest to discover waffles.

Theory: Odium's champion is Sixth of the Dusk.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Proof: Odium plays the long game, and Sixth has futuresight

Theory: Dragonsteel is aluminum

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Proof: Brandon's company can't be manipulated allomantically.

Theory: The Set wants to take over the Ghostbloods.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Proof: yes.

 

Theory: Moash does not exist, and is just a trippy hallucination.

Edited September 12, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT

[NameIess]

Proof: how else could some people believe he’s the personification of evil, while others believe he’s done nothing wrong?

theory: Kaladin and Szeth are going to kill each other before the end of KoWt

[Edema Rue she/her]

Proof: Brandon Sanderson likes killing the best characters in epic fight scenes; it's the only natural ending.

theory: investiture doesn't actually exist.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Proof: All the Shards of Adonalsium are in fact just ice cream flavors, so it would only make sense for all the crazy investiture related stuff that's happening to reality just the hallucinations of a bunch of people on massive sugar highs.

Theory: The Shard of Whimsy is going to be the main POV character of Stormlight 5.

Edited September 12, 2023 by Sequence

[Aeoryi she/her]

There are actually ten unmade, and the alethli are bad at counting. 

Anyone who opposes me is also, as evident, quite bad at counting.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

8 hours ago, Sequence said:

Proof: All the Shards of Adonalsium are in fact just ice cream flavors, so it would only make sense for all the crazy investiture related stuff that's happening to reality just the hallucinations of a bunch of people on massive sugar highs.

Theory: The Shard of Whimsy is going to be the main POV character of Stormlight 5.

Evidence: Szeth is actually whimsy, he’s super whimsical.

42 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

There are actually ten unmade, and the alethli are bad at counting. 

Anyone who opposes me is also, as evident, quite bad at counting.

Evidence: Aeoryi knows a whole lot about the unmade so if anyone knows it’d be her.

Theory: Silver is actually the 18th allomantic metal but someone pranked the world and everyone is too scared to burn it now.