Crackpot Theories (A game)

[Turtle373 he/him]

Proof: he has probably a dozen different names, they're all for his different bodies/shapes

Theory: the Set is a part of the Ghostbloods

[goody153]

Proof: The ghostblood messes with the current governing shard on Roshar(Odium) and Set does the same thing with the governing shard on Scadrial(Harmony). Doesn't sound like coincidence to me !

Theory: Khriss is actually just Hoid crossdressing as a girl(don't judge Hoid we all have our own thing)

Edited January 25, 2019 by goody153

[Turtle373 he/him]

Proof: How else would Khriss know so much, unless she had all the types of Investure

Theory: Adonalsium is the bad guy

[goody153]

Proof: If Adonalsium wasn't the bad guy. Why would 16 people with differing places in life band together to split him up and make sure he is never reformed again ? Can't be a good guy to me. 

Theory: The stormfather is actually just Odium pretending to be stormfather. And the highstorm is basically just Odium's creations. There's nothing anymore opposing him in Roshar really. He's just fooling people

[Embrisk he/him]

Proof: the highstorm causes a ton of destruction. 

Theory: The entire cosmere is just a computer simulation for brains in jars.

[Ripheus23]

8 hours ago, Sharshiblarb said:

Theory: The entire cosmere is just a computer simulation for brains in jars.

Proof: this website.

THEORY: When Sanderson achieves IRL exaltation he will create the Cosmere in objective physical reality and have his own godmetal known as brandonium.

[Embrisk he/him]

Proof: God gives Brandon Sanderson immortality so he can write all the books he wants.

Theory: Spook supports animal cruelty.

[Lunamor she/her]

Proof: He’s cool with Hemalurgy, and they probably experimented with Hemalurgy on animals.

Theory: Yolen is Earth.

[Turtle373 he/him]

Proof: Hoid is from Yolen, Hoid likes instant noodles, Everyone one on Earth likes instant noodles, Yolen=Earth

Theory: The Ones Above are a group of people from first of the sun from the future 

[+Ark1002]

Proof: They traveled into space and got hit by a train, using it to time travel

Theory: The cosmere is a snowglobe

[The Tenth Pancake]

Proof: adonalsium shattered like glass. Plus, snowglobes can be shaken. And the cosmere is being shaken ALOT 

(sorry that's the best I could do)

Theory: Hoid is one of Steven Leeds's (I hope that's his correct name) hallucinations.

 

[dashardie]

Proof: Stephen Leeds seems to create an aspect whenever he needs a new skill or knowledge base; Hold always "knows" where he needs to be. Ergo, Hoid is one of those aspects.

 

Theory: The ten gas giants of the Rosharan system were put there when Adonalsium had a bad stretch of indigestion while creating the Cosmere

[Bigmikey357 he/him]

Proof: Uncle Addie was a big guy with big gas bubbles, big enough gas bubbles to belch out planets. He did a couple and saw it didn't match with the 10-centric motif so he went back for seconds.

Theory: Sadeas faked his own death so he could take over Threnody and merge with the Evil.

[The Tenth Pancake]

Proof: Sadeas is more vile than the stuff on the bottom of a sewage worker's boot. He be naaaaasty so yeah faking his death and going to be evil would probably be in his ballpark.

Theory: inhaling Stormlight actually makes you high

[Queen’sWit she/her]

Proof: Stormlight actually makes Skybreakers and Windrunners quite high.

Theory: The exotic chickens they eat on Roshar are actually penguins.

Edited February 25, 2019 by ThaylenEyebrows

[Karger he/him]

Proof: no one an Roshar thinks of chickens as birds capable of flight

Theory: Lift is actually a splinter of Cultivation.

[Obnoxiousspren]

Proof: Cultivation has Ascended. "To Be Ascended" is just a less fancy way of saying "To Be Lifted". Therefor Lift must be a part of Cultivation, but clearly not the vessel since she chose the less fancy title of "Lift" instead of "Ascend".

Theory: The first Rosharan to reach space will be The Lopen.

[Ahriman he/him]

Proof: That is why he spends so much time reassuring the ground that he loves it. Because he knows that one day, he will have to go far away from it.

Theory: Aimians are related to Koloss.

[Bigmikey357 he/him]

Proof: Easy. Blue skin. Variable physiology. Agents of a Shard. The evidence is all there. They're cousins.

Theory: Adonalasium hates pancakes.

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

Proof: Cultivation helped splinter Adonalsium. Lift is of Cultivation and loves Pancakes, therefor Cultivation must love them to. Since Adonalsium hates pancakes, Cultivation helped break him

Theory: Jasnah has a secret sweet tooth for jam.

[Inky]

Proof: What else would she dissapear to Shadesmar for so long for, if not to consume jamspren?
 

Theory: The Evil is on Vax

[The Tenth Pancake]

Proof: 

Very

Atrocious

X-rays?

The fact that I couldn't find a proper word that started with x and also fit an acrostic poem proves this theory okay?

Theory: Jasnah is actually a hologram made by a ship similar to M-Bot

[NameIess]

Proof: Why else would she hate jam?

 

Theory: Kaladin is a desperate hallucination made by people who desperately wanted a true hero.

[Elsecaller_17.5 he/him]

Proof: the only reason none of us have complained about him is because we all see him as a different person. A hero to us.

Theory: Greatshells are hemalurgic constructs.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Proof: Those spren wouldn’t hang around a greatshell for nothing, those guys are stapled to them!

Theory: The second thunderclast at the end of Oathbringer was also named Rock, and would’ve been great friends with the other Rock, but he was killed before that could happen.