Crackpot Theories (A game)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Proof: Alcatraz has already visisted the cosmere what problem is another universe?

Theory: Sanderson is Hoid

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Prof: they both know everything about the cosmere, and have never been seen in the same place.

Theory: Anti-investiture is what happens when bad noodles are made.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Proof: As a Dawnshard, Hoid would never allow bad noodles, but since he no longer is a Dawnshard, his laws around trash noodles are a bit different.

Theory: Ialai Sadeas is actually Devotion, who never got shattered and escaped to Roshar.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Proof: She was devoted to her cause, and to her attempts at the throne

Theory: Elsa is cosmere-aware

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Proof: Why else would she be telling the shards to let it go?

Theory: The Quarkbeast exists

[Quivil]

Proof: Metal on Scadrial keeps being eaten

Theory: Chanarach is Rock's great great great grandmother

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Proof: Rock's hair is red.

Theory: Kaladin has dragons in his ancestry. (This is actually a legitimate theory that I had, but I don't want to explain it all here.)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Proof: He is tall, and powerful, and is not thinking in the normal human way.

Theory: TLT is canon in the cosmere.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Proof: TLT is the end of the cosmere after the brandon sanderson books

Theory: Hazekillers are becoming redundant

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Proof: guns. this one is actually true.

Theory: all books are cosmere

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Proof, hoid is the author of all books in the universe, and Earth's authors just steal them through an interdimensional wormhole.

Theory, I am Hoid

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Proof: Well, obviously, you are vice president of the CIA.

Theory: Grandpa Smedry is Hoid

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Proof: He is where everything important is and can't die by normal means

Theory: The Quarkbeast is cosmere canon

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Proof: It is impossible, and invincible, just like the main characters in cosmere

Theory: Butt Venture is cosmere Canon

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Proof: Why else would his last name be Venture? He's obviously Zane's son.

Theory: Odium doesn't actually exist, and he's just a prank that all of the "Splintered" Shards are playing on the whole Shards.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Proof: why else would he be so inconsistent?

Theory: Rayse used nightblood to kill taravangium, not the other way around

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

1 hour ago, Sequence said:

He's obviously Zane's son.

It actually says in the post where he's introduced (on page 2 of TLT) that he's Elend's cousin.

Proof: Rayse is trying to trick everyone into thinking he's Taravangian, but then tricked Hoid into thinking he was Taravangian pretending to be Rayse just to trip things up and be perfectly confusing.

Theory: There is an Invested black hole in the Cosmere. (And now once again, even though I came up with this on the spot, I want this to be a real thing.)

Edited May 20, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Proof: It was created when Adonalsium was splintered and only invested worlds remain.

Theory: The shards were forced together by there not being enough planets

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Proof: why one earth else would Dominion and Devotion share a planet? Or Preservation and Ruin make on?

Theory: matter is normal and anti- investiture mixed together.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

51 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

It actually says in the post where he's introduced (on page 2 of TLT) that he's Elend's cousin.

I thought he was his half-brother?

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[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

10 minutes ago, Sequence said:

I thought he was his half-brother?

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not zane, Butt.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 hour ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

not zane, Butt.

ohhhhh wow, I underestimate my own stupidity.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 minute ago, Sequence said:

ohhhhh wow, I underestimate my own stupidity.

Don't we all? someone give proof for my theory, please.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

On 5/20/2022 at 11:03 AM, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

Theory: matter is normal and anti- investiture mixed together.

Proof: Things like to explode in the cosmere

Theory: Odium caused the chasm line

Edited June 25, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[NameIess]

12 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Theory: Odium caused the chasm line

Proof: Odium is afraid of Bondsmiths, meaning magic can threaten him. Given what the ire did to Ruin, Elantrians have the potential to threaten Shards. Additionally, creating chasms is one of the first large-scale things we figured out Rosharan investiture can do. Given all this evidence, the conclusion is easy.

Theory: Wayne is Lift’s long-lost father.