Crackpot Theories (A game)

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

proof: is a metal.

 

theory: hoid is mario.

[SPECTRE120]

Proof: Hoid swallows lerasium, which is really just a fire flower.

Theory: Uranium is Adonalsium's god metal.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Proof: Uranium is no. 92. 10 * 16 / 2 + 12 is 92. Clearly it maths.

Theory: The only way to save Roshar is with pineapples.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Proof: TLT

 

Theory: TLT's narration plot is against the thread and its meaning, therefore, the constantly reincarnating bbeg has won by destroying the thread by giving it rails.

Edited September 18, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT

[Aeoryi she/her]

proof: Desolation

Theory: allomantic Pewter is actually an alloy of tin and francium, with a bit of caesium added. The ecipe given is just a merchant's ploy.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

proof: why not?

 

theory: Pokemon prism is canon to cosmere.

Edited September 20, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT

[Aeoryi she/her]

10 hours ago, Just_a_Fan_YT said:

proof: why not?

 

theory: Pokemon prism is canon to cosmere.

Proof: it hasn't been confirmed nor denied. 

Theory: investiture in the Cosmere is actually a person. They refer to him a lot in the books.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

proof: tlt

 

theory: cheese.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

proof: milk

theory: Adonalsium is a Shard of God Beyond

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

proof: god works in strange ways

theory: our lives are reflected in stormlight.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

On 7/19/2018 at 10:48 PM, Bigmikey357 said:

Evidence: She tells him he holds her together. He became the keystone.

Theory: Shai from Emperor's Soul is a worldhopper and a member of the Ghostbloods.

I don’t actually have anything to add to this thread, but…

This was very surprising when I saw it.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

On 9/21/2023 at 6:56 AM, TheRavenHasLanded said:

proof: god works in strange ways

theory: our lives are reflected in stormlight.

proof: depression

theory: Kaladin x Moash is canon endgame

[The Isochronism he/him]

Proof: It would just make sense seeing as Kaladin + Moash is bad math. 

Theory: Sazed is actually Ten Soon in disguise, who accidentally ascended and now hates being a god.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

15 minutes ago, The Isochronism said:

Proof: It would just make sense seeing as Kaladin + Moash is bad math. 

Theory: Sazed is actually Ten Soon in disguise, who accidentally ascended and now hates being a god.

Proof: The only time we see them together is in the kandra homeland, where there are lots of opportunities for impersonation.

Theory: Lightsong became a worldhopper and is Dalinar Kholin.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Proof: Both are just this guy, you know?

Theory: Odium likes pineapple on pizza.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Proof: he's just passionate about everything, and pineapple pizza is a very worthy target of his passion. (Pineapple belongs on pizza)

Theory: TLT doesn't count as proof of anything on here. (It's mildly annoying when someone uses it as proof to someone who has never participated there actually.)

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Proof:  Brandon Sanderson has never posted on it

Theory: A duralumin compounder will get so much Connections they will get the power known as Internet Connection

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Proof: they literally end in the same word!

Theory: Vin has a crush on Khriss 

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

On 10/5/2023 at 1:10 PM, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

Proof: they literally end in the same word!

Theory: Vin has a crush on Khriss 

Hmmmm…no

Theory: Kelsier was actually the lord ruler.

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Ahh but of course, after all, they are both Mistborn, and both are Slivers

Theory: The Evil is actually Kelsier

[PyroPhile]

Proof: Both are hungry for Universe Domination!

Theory: The Nightwatcher is learning from the Boon/Bane Game thread.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Proof: she needs someone to understand how humans work, so she goes to us to get ideas.

Theory: The three moons in the Rosharan sky are actually Scadrial, Threnody, and Tatooine.

[aetherbound he/him]

Proof: scadrial has 0 moons, this means it has to be a moon itself, the same goes for threnody. tatooine is detritus and detritus orbits evershore, which is secretly roshar.

Theory: cheese is a god metal.

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Proof: It can stop a shardblade

Theory: Stick might maybe possibly really very unlikely but still might not be a stick 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

proof: it can be fire with little effort.

 

theory: rep is a form of investiture.