Crackpot Theories (A game)

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Proof: You become more powerful the more you get.

Theory: 12, 16, and 10 are all the same number.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Proof:

Two of them are associated with a Shard somehow (10 is Honor and 16 Preservation). 12 is obviously paired with a Shard we haven't directly seen yet. And all Shards are Adonalsium so they're all the same thing. So their numbers are the same thing too.

Additional evidence: they are all written the same way. 10, 10 and 10. (The first one in base twelve, the second one in base sixteen, the third one in base ten.) 

 

Theory: Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and was replaced by a kandra.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

proof: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

theory: chouta is made of parrot meat on scandal. that's why It's best there.

Edited November 7, 2023 by Just_a_Fan

[aetherbound he/him]

Proof: chull = chasmfiend = dinosaur = chicken = parrot

Theory: the mist spirit is dalinar

Edited December 19, 2023 by Aetherbound

[Edema Rue she/her]

Proof: they have the same personality and are equally annoying

Theory: Kaladin is a kandra and has been for the entire series but just hasn’t realized it yet.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Proof: Kaladin sounds kind of like KanPaar, who we haven’t seen in a while and could have moved to Roshar, where his memories were deleted and replaced by memories of a person named Tien who never existed.

Theory: Dilaf is a self-insert of Brandon.

Edited November 10, 2023 by Ravenclawjedi42
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[Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

On 11/9/2023 at 7:34 PM, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

Proof: Kaladin sounds kind of like KanPaar, who we haven’t seen in a while and could have moved to Roshar, where his memories were deleted and replaced by memories of a person named Tien who never existed.

Theory: Dilaf is a self-insert of Brandon.

Unprovable but very likely

Dalinar is actually Lopens lost arm, which grew a body.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

Proof: How could Cultivation erase memories but only for a time??? It is much more plausible that she killed Dalinar, then nurtured the growth of Lopen's arm, and gave him Dalinar's identity and planted memories in his brain. 

 

Theory: the survival Shard is the Mink.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

proof: we don't know what or who it is.

 

theory: the "bread" of chouta is made of a mix of crem and investiture.

[Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

On 11/20/2023 at 11:20 AM, Just_a_Fan said:

proof: we don't know what or who it is.

 

theory: the "bread" of chouta is made of a mix of crem and investiture.

That is the only it is so good. 
 

Stick is the cognitive shadow of Adonalsium.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

blinks TO THE COPPERMIND!

[aetherbound he/him]

Proof: stick can be cut into at least 16 pieces.

Theory: buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

[..... he/him]

proof: buffalo

theory: the dawnshards used to be super shardblade's

[Lunamor she/her]

Proof: They both have shard in their names. That obviously means both have to be super sharp. And what’s super sharp? A blade!

Theory: Adonalsium was split because a bunch of different kids wanted to play with it at once.

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Proof: Ruin and Whimsy are both Shards

Theory: Yolen is Detritus

[aetherbound he/him]

Proof: Much of skyward is similar to stormlight archive, which has the shattered plains. However, the shattered plains are originally from dragonsteel, which is set on yolen.

Theory: Fleet is adonalsium.

[Lunamor she/her]

Proof: They both dead.

Theory: Lift is the future vessel of the Shard of Pancakes.

Edited December 21, 2023 by Lunamor

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Proof: While there are officially 10 types of pancakes in Yeddaw, one of them is imaginary, meaning that there are actually nine of them...just like the Unmade. Furthermore, when Lift eats a pancake and converts it into Lifelight, she is essentially Unmaking it, as she is changing it into Investiture that will serve her...just like Raboniel tries to do to the Sibling. Now, given that Lift is the only person in the entire Cosmere who can create Pancake Unmade, she must be the most Connected to the Intent of "Pancake", meaning that, when Odium inevitably splinters the Shard of Pancakes, it is pretty much guaranteed that Lift will Ascend to take this position.

Theory: The character "16", from Lasting Integrity, is Adonalsium in disguise.

 

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Adonalsium was split into 16, but it turns out they meant this character, not 16 parts.

Kaladin is secretly a Skybreaker

[Lunamor she/her]

Proof: He breaks people while in the sky.

Theory: Adolin lied about eating chicken for breakfast.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Proof: He also lied about having Evi's chain in his pocket, so he has an established history of deceit.

Theory: Elend was an Elantrian spy all along

[Lunamor she/her]

Proof: He wears white, the same color as an Elantrian’s hair.

Theory: Chasmfiends are just giant axehounds.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

On 7/19/2018 at 10:48 PM, Bigmikey357 said:

Evidence: She tells him he holds her together. He became the keystone.

Theory: Shai from Emperor's Soul is a worldhopper and a member of the Ghostbloods.

I was scrolling through the first page and found this. Turns out some theories are right!

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

On 1/17/2024 at 2:54 AM, Lunamor said:

Proof: He wears white, the same color as an Elantrian’s hair.

Theory: Chasmfiends are just giant axehounds.

They are both crabs from Roshar. Also, have we ever seen a baby chasmfiend, or an old axehound? It's obviously because axehounds are actually chasmfiends larvae! Later in their life cycle, they go to the chasms, make themselves giga-cocoons and turn into the things we know as chasmfiends after a couple decades.

There is a high rate of losses among axehounds during the trip to the Shattered Plains, which is why there are more axehounds than chasmfiends on Roshar. Fortunately, the axehounds are fertile uner this form, making the survival of the species not a concern. (Shallan is wrong about the chasmfiend population fall, it's just because the war prevented the axehounds to hibernate properly.)

 

Theory: Syl is actually Ba-Ado-Mishram who got implemented false memories. After Die Hard, the next action movie remixed in SA will be Total Recall.

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Proof: The last person she bonded with died. Who else do we know who died? Probably a lot of singers during the False Desolation.

Theory: Odiums champion will be Kelsier