Crackpot Theories (A game)

[AonDoor he/him]

Proof: He holds his aspects in his breaths. That's how he knows so much.

Theory: Hoid is the youngest person in the Cosmere®.

[Vin(Diesel)]

Proof: That's why he's so chipper; he hasn't been scarred by hard years.

Theory: Hoid is Adonalsium. 

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Proof: Hoid and Adonalsium have never been seen on-screen together.

Theory: Hoid hates instant noodles.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Proof: They were created by Rayse.

Theory: Breadmunks will be Cosmere canon in Dragonsteel.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Proof: Hoid eats Breadmunks.

Theory: There will be a chapter in Dragonsteel that just has repetitions of the abbreviation 'RAFO.'

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Proof: By reading these abbreviations, you will technically be "reading and finding out," which is what Brandon wants you to do.

 

Theory: Syl is secretly a deadeye in disguise.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Proof: Her eyes are just decoration.

Theory: Vyre will become Adonalsium reborn.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Proof:

Spoiler

After Odium has taken all of the Shards, and not become Adonalsium, he will be confused. He will give the Shards to Vyre as an experiment, who will become Adonalsium. Vyre had secretly stolen a small piece of Odium's Shard, which means that Adonalsium will only be complete with Vyre as the Vessel.

Theory: Hoid is actually Bill Nye the Science Guy in disguise.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Proof: He has magic SCIENCE powers.

Theory: Brandon Sanderson writes nonfiction.

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Alcatraz. Easy. Everyone knows thats a true story 

Theory: Chiri Chiri is the supreme ruler of the Ghostbloods, higher than even Thaidikar.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Proof: The second letter in 'Chiri Chiri' is h, and the second letter in 'Ghostbloods' is h.

Theory: Kaladin's favorite kind of pasta is pool noodles.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Proof: Any form of real pasta would be encouraging Hoid too much.

Theory: (Early Warbreaker Spoilers) 

Spoiler

Susebron lost his tongue from licking a street lamp in the winter.

 

[Voidspawn he/him]

Proof: Susebron likes the taste of metal.

Theory: Captain Underpants is Hoid's father.

[Voidspawn he/him]

*necroes*

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Nice try, but your last theory was unprovable. 

[Primeival Chaos he/him]

On 1/12/2022 at 11:45 AM, Voidspawn said:

Proof: Susebron likes the taste of metal.

Theory: Captain Underpants is Hoid's father.

Proof: The reason that we don't ever see Captain Underpants in the cosmere is because Hoid banished him to our world somehow. That is why Mr. Krupp is always so mad

 

Theory: Dalinar is the weakest character in the cosmere

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

On 2/25/2022 at 11:38 AM, Primeval Chaos said:

Proof: The reason that we don't ever see Captain Underpants in the cosmere is because Hoid banished him to our world somehow. That is why Mr. Krupp is always so mad

THEY DID IT! THEY PROVED VOID'S THEORY! 

 

On 2/25/2022 at 11:38 AM, Primeval Chaos said:

Theory: Dalinar is the weakest character in the cosmere

Proof: Anyone can open a perpendicularity, like, bruh.

Theory: Warbreaker's sequel will be about how Siri leaves Nalthis and gets a job at Apple on earth.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Proof: an apple a day keeps the doctor away, Siri wants Susebron to live, if you avoid doctors you will live, and worldhopping.

Theory: Hoid travels the cosmere by sneezing, he just fakes using the perpendicularities.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Proof: Redacted due to secret project spoilers. Do not open the spoilers. Or else.

Spoiler

It's the same thing Nomad does

Theory: Sazed can't remember Tyndwill's name, thus he decides to be a jerk to Wax.

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

Proof:

Twyndill street was named by someone else Sazed was a jerk to in an attempt to help him remember.

Theory:

Kaladin has a subconscious fear of spren.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Proof: You expect us to prove our outrageous statements?! Fine.(upvote to whoever gets the reference) Kaladin has a subconscious fear of fighting, spren are excellent weapons which are necessary to fighting, and they make him very good at fighting(arguably something he is more scared of), so he is therefore afraid of spren.

that kinda made sense. drat.

Theory: Alcatraz is Hoid before he had the "no hurt people" thing on him.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Proof: Earth is just a Roshar that Hoid broke himself and the planet

Theory: Hoid is a hearld.

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

Proof: He has danced with a Fused and Nale knows Ulim and Kalak calls Ba-ado-mishram by her first name, only heralds would be on such good terms with the Fused.

Theory: Taravangian is actually a Feruchemist and is constantly storing Fortune and Zinc, he just forgets some days.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Proof: The days he forgets are the days that he becomes insanely briliant

Theory: Alcatraz has visited Roshar.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Proof: How else would all the bonds be broken? along with many many other things

Theory: the united isles in the Rithamtist were once america, but it was broken by Alcatraz