Crackpot Theories (A game)

[GoWibble he/him]

On 5/10/2020 at 11:33 PM, Failsafe said:

Theory: The Sibling's real name is the Stormuncle.

Ehh. that is a little iffy. Brandon has said that the Sibling is gender neutral... 

21 hours ago, Failsafe said:

Proof: Seems like a pretty worldhopper thing to do.

Theory: soulcast meat smells like artificial bacon

Proof: who eats raw Soulcast meat? only the truely desperate

Theory: *Spoiler for Mistborn Era 1*

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Sazed figured out how to make avatars and sent one to Roshar

 

[Gak he/him]

proof: 

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sazed has two shards, giving him duality.

theory: *spoiler for ROW

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Dalinar is Odium's cognitive shadow

 

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

2 hours ago, Gak said:

proof: 

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sazed has two shards, giving him duality.

theory: *spoiler for ROW

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Dalinar is Odium's cognitive shadow

 

Proof: (also RoW)

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Rayse is dead.

Theory:

Adonalsium was a Worldhopper from Earth.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

23 hours ago, The Unknown Order said:

Proof: (also RoW)

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Rayse is dead.

Theory:

Adonalsium was a Worldhopper from Earth.

Proof: I just haven’t discovered how to worldhop yet!

Theory: Someone here, on the 17th shard, is actually from the organization the 17th shard.

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

7 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Proof: I just haven’t discovered how to worldhop yet!

Theory: Someone here, on the 17th shard, is actually from the organization the 17th shard.

Proof: We have a user named Demoux.

Theory: Kelsier has a god-metal.

[Kings_way he/they]

Proof: He held a shard. (This one is actually kind of true, you can just rename Lerasium to Kelsium.)

Theory: Vasher's fossil is a type IV awakened entity.

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

On 1/14/2021 at 8:42 AM, Kings_way said:

Proof: He held a shard. (This one is actually kind of true, you can just rename Lerasium to Kelsium.)

Theory: Vasher's fossil is a type IV awakened entity.

Proof: 

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He uses it during his discussion of Invested entities.

Theory: 

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Dalinar will use his Bondsmith powers to forcibly bond Kelsier as a Spren by accident. 

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[Flyingbooks]

Proof;

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Kelsier is a cognitive shadow and has an avatar on Roshar.

Theory:

The entire Cosmere is a Forgery.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Proof

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Dang, I can't actually think of anything....

Ummm... Shai goes after wit, and she likes foraging, which means she wants to find the person who created the universe and learn from them.

Theory:

The Lopen is actually the god beyond.

Edited January 25, 2021 by Shard of Reading

[Kingsdaughter613 she/her]

1 hour ago, Shard of Reading said:

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Dang, I can't actually think of anything....

Ummm... Shai goes after wit, and she likes foraging, which means she wants to find the person who created the universe and learn from them.

Theory:

The Lopen is actually the god beyond.

Proof: there is nothing more awesome than the Lopen.

Theory: (Dawnshard)

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There is a Dawnshard hidden in the Sovereign’s temple. And it’s the one that used to belong to Hoid.

 

Edited January 25, 2021 by Kingsdaughter613

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Proof:

It’s @Hoid. He is everywhere and has done everything.

Theory:

Quentin (Alcatraz vs.) is cosmere-aware.

[+Doomstick he/him]

"wasing not of wasing is" - Quentin

theory:

trell is a potato

[NameIess]

Proof: (Mistborn SH)

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What else would the vessel for the literal god of destruction see as he was dying?

Theory:

The invention of sunglasses will make allomancy obsolete.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Proof: 

18 hours ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

Theory:

Quentin (Alcatraz vs.) is cosmere-aware.

16 hours ago, Doomstick said:

"wasing not of wasing is" - Quentin

Theory: Everything posted on the 17th Shard is cosmere canon.

[NameIess]

42 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said:

Theory: Everything posted on the 17th Shard is cosmere canon.

Proof:

The Cosmere will not have earth in it. Why not? because the earth is in the Cosmere, and therefore everything on it is canon.

Theory:

Rock is actually just a rock that bridge 4 carries around with them, and everyone who interacts with him is delusional.

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

On 7/12/2021 at 5:45 PM, Nameless said:

Rock is actually just a rock that bridge 4 carries around with them, and everyone who interacts with him is delusional.

Proof: I actually have a picture of it, and I think Kal's got some issues...he keeps talking to the top little pebble, calling it Tien...But, you don't argue with a man with a sprenblade, right?

When he's stirring the nightly stew with his sideburned Rock on his shoulder talking about airlsick lowlanders, you just smile and nod. Or when he's curled up in the fetal position talking to his "little brother", you just give him a hug.

Theory: (RoW spoilers)

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The real reason Thaidakar wants Restares dead is because they jointly started a restaraunt in Shadesmar, and after they had both agreed on the name being "The Lord of Scar-fing's House of Grub", Restares changed the name to "Kalak's Restaresraunt".

 

[NameIess]

Proof:

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Why else would Harmony not immediately smite Kelsier? I mean, the man has a legitimate grievance. That first name was so much better.

 

Theory:

Kaladin's depression is caused by the subconscious knowledge that somewhere out there exists a person who dislikes Adolin.

Edited September 2, 2021 by Nameless

[Shard of Reading he/him]

On 9/1/2021 at 9:23 PM, Nameless said:

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Why else would Harmony not immediately smite Kelsier? I mean, the man has a legitimate grievance. That first name was so much better.

 

Theory:

Kaladin's depression is caused by the subconscious knowledge that somewhere out there exists a person who dislikes Adolin.

And why could anyone dislike Adolin? The world is truly a messed up place my friends. 

Theory:

The entire cosmere is Hoids Insane delusion. 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Proof:
This one’s actually false - how could it be Hoid’s delusion if it doesn’t even have any noodles in it?

Theory:

Syl is Kaladin’s real mom (due to a torrid affair with Lirin)

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

On 10/3/2021 at 4:27 PM, Szeth_Pancakes said:

Theory:

Syl is Kaladin’s real mom (due to a torrid affair with Lirin)

Proof: Lirin's extreme pacifism stems from the fact that he's a lover, not a fighter.

Theory: Cusicesh the Protector is the Spren of bad cosmetic surgery.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Proof: It saw Axies the Collecter.

Theory: RoW Spoilers ahead. 

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The physical body of the Cryptic that Dalinar finds in Ishar's camp is actually Pattern and Shallan's Cryptic is an imposter, OreSeur and TenSoon style.

 

Edited November 30, 2021 by Ookla the Sequence

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Proof: See the October Coppermind art. Doesn’t that look like Pattern to you?

Theory: Szeth is Adonalsium.

[The Unknown Medallion he/him]

Proof: Sazed is bald. He holds a Shard of Adonalsium. Szeth is bald, so obviously he holds Adonalsium itself.

Theory: The Stormlight Archive takes place on a flat planet. 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Proof: New Highstorms form instead of circling the planet.

Theory: Cosmere Spoilers.

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The four Dawnshards are named: Betty, Bill, Josephine, and Terrance.

 

[Circumlocutions]

Proof: Cosmere Spoliers

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Betty means "God is my oath," Bill means "resolute protector," Josephine means "Jehovah increases," and Terrance means "smooth."  As such their names tie to potential dawnshard powers. Betty is the command to bind.  Bill is the command to survive.  Josephine is the command to remake.  And Terrance is that last weird child that everyone has and his command is to break.

Theory: Hoid is actually Stephen Leeds