Shard of Reading Posted October 8, 2020 Report Share Posted October 8, 2020 1 minute ago, I Am A Fish said: *shrinks* There were a few parts I really liked, but I overall I don't think it was that good... Also, fan art is not my doing. Well I really liked it. I know you did not make the fan art but I still like that you put it in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted October 8, 2020 Report Share Posted October 8, 2020 (edited) @Hentient that was amazing! Nicely roasted, can't wait to see your toast @Truthwatcher! @I Am A Fish, ouch, that was brutal! Well roasted my fish, well roasted! Edited October 8, 2020 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted October 8, 2020 Report Share Posted October 8, 2020 Here’s the poll for @hoiditthroughthegrapevine and @I Am A Fish. @The_Truthwatcher is the only one left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 4 hours ago, I Am A Fish said: A master of cooking, and archery, has come to roast the lamest shard. @hoiditthroughthegrapevine (you were great BTW) Reveal hidden contents *@Lunamor walks onto stage picks up a microphone, and begins to speak* *In Unkalaki accent* *Probably sound russian* Hey, listen up, I don't mean to cause @Frustration, But I won't take this chull dung for the rest of this roasts deration, Listen to that roast, got no rhythm, got no rhyme, I'm older than you, I was in Dragonsteel prime, I am a complete, and total legend with a shard bow, I end enemies, with my deadly arrows, What do you say? Rock is stupid and lazy? Sorry Edgli, you're the one who's Alii'uil''ikii crazy, Did anyone else ignore that obnoxious, boring rant? From a supposed "god" who's named after a plant, Because to be honest, I think that the plant does more good, At least it's worth something, am I being understood? I am the cook who puts the spices on right, And if you don't remember I saved Kaladin's life, But while I lay it on just right,* you're laying it on thick, You talk like Shallan, trying to soulcast a stick, I refuse to be insulted by Edgli, the massive ignoramus, Because of all the shards Endowment's by far the lamest, She got no double shards, Seons or Skaze, She lacks cool avatars, or them with radiant ways, She says she's "merciful", "kindly", and "great", She says "I save many from their untimely fates," Well pardon me, if I disagree on how that is a blessing, Most die one week later, Man, your mercy is depressing, I'm just a normal guy, an Unkalaki, But because of my morals, well I can now fly, Yet you are a shard "divine," You should be really doing better, If most people had your competence? They would be beggars, All right, I gotta go, I've a novella to attend to, I'll be there when Odium, well when he decides to end you, Until then I'll be working hard, warding off the fused, Don't forget to stay yourself, a shard who's old news P.S. The entire fanbase likes me more than you, so suck on a cremling, you loser. *Rock drops the mic, and walks off the stage* Hide contents *This is too perfect for me to pass up: Credit for this amazing piece goes to @revelryintheart When you put the chull dung on just right... Never have I been so pleased to be used in conversation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 Frustration! You're on! Yay! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 5 minutes ago, Frustration said: Never have I been so pleased to be used in conversation. Happy to please! Vote fish for the better roast... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 26 minutes ago, I Am A Fish said: Happy to please! Vote fish for the better roast... That reminds me that the first time I really knew you and noticed you on the shard was when everyone had Vote Fish in their sigs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish Posted October 9, 2020 Report Share Posted October 9, 2020 Just now, Ghanderflaffle said: That reminds me that the first time I really knew you and noticed you on the shard was when everyone had Vote Fish in their sigs. I mean who doesn't want to vote fish? Spoiler Apparently more people then those who do... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 And the winner is @I Am A Fish! @Hentient moves on as well. Thanks for playing @hoiditthroughthegrapevine, your best roast yet, I believe. @I Am A Fish and @Hentient will face of later. Into the second level of the bracket! This one will be @Matrim's Dice as Fleet against @Personification as Gallant. Roasts are due the 13th, good luck! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Ghanderflaffle said: Into the second level of the bracket! This one will be @Matrim's Dice as Fleet against @Personification as Gallant. Roasts are due the 13th, good luck! You know, I set up my page, I picked out a song, I got it all ready after I moved on a few weeks ago. I did everything but actually write it I will now, though... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 Congratulations @I Am A Fish, your roast was fishtastic! Congratulations too @Hentient, your roast was great! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted October 10, 2020 Report Share Posted October 10, 2020 Everyone's roasts are awesome as always! It just hit me that we can go back to polling in-thread if you guys want, since I'm willing to make the edits. I'm not sure if you'd all like that or if Ghanderflaffle would prefer to keep making them herself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted October 11, 2020 Report Share Posted October 11, 2020 1 hour ago, AonEne said: Everyone's roasts are awesome as always! It just hit me that we can go back to polling in-thread if you guys want, since I'm willing to make the edits. I'm not sure if you'd all like that or if Ghanderflaffle would prefer to keep making them herself? I don’t mind making them. Strawpoll is working pretty well. If the others think it would make things easier though go ahead and say something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hen Posted October 11, 2020 Report Share Posted October 11, 2020 (edited) Kinda sad I won by default, but I guess I can join the club right? Anyway, nice roasts @I Am A Fish and @hoiditthroughthegrapevine! I can’t wait for this next round! Shoot Fish, I’ve roasted Rock before. I may or may not have lost. Edited October 11, 2020 by Hentient 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish Posted October 11, 2020 Report Share Posted October 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Hentient said: Shoot Fish, I’ve roasted Rock before. I may or may not have lost. Lunamor is quite nearly perfect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 Roasts are due today @Matrim's Dice @Personification. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 24 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said: Roasts are due today @Matrim's Dice @Personification. Errrp *scrambles* Ok, I knew that, won't need more time (cough) I should be fine to post it tonight, I just need to, uh, write it I got ideas though so don't worry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 44 minutes ago, Matrim's Dice said: Errrp *scrambles* Ok, I knew that, won't need more time (cough) I should be fine to post it tonight, I just need to, uh, write it I got ideas though so don't worry Same (but in horse) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Personification Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 Fleet, prepare to be crushed under my supernaturally resilient and crystalline hooves: Spoiler Why, hello Fleet You’re the man to beat. So let’s get to me stomping you like the road under your feet You have one talent: you’re fast, But in this race you’ll come last. This ryshadium, you can’t flee ‘im, cause in speed you’re outclassed. You’re from a Wit allegory, I’m sure that gets you some glory, As the only one that doesn’t get a standalone story. And yes you’re in one good scene, But from Alethkar to Steen Nobody knows you but they know me, I’m a PR Machine. Finally, I have a summary of your accomplishments from your creator: “He died. He didn’t make it. The end.” -Kaladin Stormblessed, Ishahach, 1173 *Drops mic, then catches it so as not to infuriate the artifabrians and gallops away.* 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hen Posted October 13, 2020 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 Short and sweet, nice roast @Personification!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted October 14, 2020 Report Share Posted October 14, 2020 (edited) Okay, so I wrote this all just now, so it's not that good... but without further ado, I present: (@Ghanderflaffle, @Personification) Slower Than Me A Gallant dissing song parody of All the Right Moves Originally by OneRepublic Here's a nice link to a YT video, with lyrics provided. As always, I recommend listening to it once first to get the rhythm in your head. Spoiler (Slower than me and overly loyal Gallant, the ‘coveted’ He would, doom the whole war to save his dead highprince Gallant, the ‘coveted’) Paint a picture of the perfect horse It does just anything their owner tells em, Mighty Ryshadium, game changer of the war Turns the fight around when it is in danger I know it sounds real good But Gallant's not that great Disgrace to the Ryshadium name It’s easy to assume he’s fine But he walks a thin line Sureblood should have been the one to survive He is, slower than me and overly loyal Gallant, the ‘coveted’ He would, doom the whole war to save his dead highprince Gallant, the ‘coveted’ Everybody run, everybody run, you're probably faster Then, Gallant the horse So yeah, everybody run, everybody run, you're probably faster Then, Gallant the horse Remember when I, ran across the land Sprinting faster than the stormwall itself You claim you’ll outrun me, really don’t you see That I would dominate in any race we ran When Sureblood fell in war, Adolin did, You didn’t really help him out I get your bond is important, but it is not all You could be kind to him, But you’re, But you’re Slower than me and overly loyal Gallant, the ‘coveted’ He would doom the whole war to save his dead highprince Gallant, the ‘coveted’ Everybody run, everybody run, you're probably faster Then, Gallant the horse So yeah, everybody run, everybody run, you're probably faster Then, Gallant the horse (the horse, the horse, the horse, the horse) It don't matter what you be I know I can destroy thee In a race or roast alike But when a horse runs my way I’m insulted every day At the lack of challenges (Slower than me and overly loyal Gallant, the ‘coveted’ He would, doom the whole war to save his dead highprince Gallant, the ‘coveted’) Slower than me and overly loyal Gallant, the ‘coveted’ He would doom the whole war to save his dead highprince Gallant, the ‘coveted’ Everybody run, everybody run, you're probably faster Then, Gallant the horse So yeah, everybody run, everybody run, you're probably faster Then, Gallant the horse Gallant, the coveted Crystal hooves aren’t neat (Slower than me, yeah) Gallant, the ‘coveted’ (Slower than me, yeah) Gallant, the ‘coveted’ So yay! I guess. Edited October 14, 2020 by Matrim's Dice Quote instead of spoiler box... and I forgot the song link... hehe 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted October 14, 2020 Report Share Posted October 14, 2020 Here is the poll! I’ll either be late or early with the results, I’ve got a one act meeting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish Posted October 14, 2020 Report Share Posted October 14, 2020 Not very many people are answering the poll... I propose mandatory polling be introduced. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hen Posted October 14, 2020 Report Share Posted October 14, 2020 (edited) 10 minutes ago, I Am A Fish said: Not very many people are answering the poll... I propose mandatory polling be introduced. Seconded. Also Great roast @Matrim's Dice!! And the WoB, nice touch! Edited October 14, 2020 by Hentient 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted October 14, 2020 Report Share Posted October 14, 2020 12 hours ago, I Am A Fish said: Not very many people are answering the poll... I propose mandatory polling be introduced. They normally fall off as people get eliminated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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