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Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, I Am A Fish said:

WHA!?!?

WHEN!?!?

Tomorrow afternoon once I post the results. If you want to get started writing Hentient is Spensa. (And for @Hentient Fish is Rock)

Edited by Ghanderflaffle
Posted (edited)
3 hours ago, Condensation said:

Results come this afternoon?

Results come now! It is a tie! Because of that, @Archer and @Condensation will each write a mini roast, which I formally declare shall be haikus (no more than 2 haikus). You have 24 hours, then we will vote again. Remember, 5-7-5!

Edited by Ghanderflaffle
Posted
4 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Results come now! It is a tie! Because of that, @Archer and @Condensation will each write a mini roast, which I formally declare shall be haikus (no more than 2 haikus). You have 24 hours, then we will vote again. Remember, 5-7-5!

Does this mean my roast is postponed?

Posted (edited)
Spoiler

Megan turns around, irritated.

You're a selfish child
You realise that but you
Don't try to change it.

You proclaim your wrongs
Privately, no one else knows
Your friends should know too.

She sighs and awaits Alcatraz's haikus.

 

Edited by Condensation
Posted
51 minutes ago, Condensation said:

You're a selfish child
You realise that but you won't
Try to change at all.

that is 8 syllables in the middle line

also

*realize 

Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, Condensation said:

No it's not. You real-ise that but you won't...

It's the stupid computer, all right? It only uses British spelling. Apparently it hates z's.

realize is real+ize re-al-ize

do you say it like reelize?

Edited by Doomstick
Posted

Oo, fun. Bonus roasts. Nicely done, Condensation, here's my response:

Spoiler

Ack, more poetry!

Like Calamity’s climax,

I’ll end this swiftly.

 

You’ve died lamely twice,

Crashed a biked, then shot yourself.

You lack my pizzaz!

 

*Alcatraz dives head-first into the now open air duct tunnel ahead of him and begins trying to crawl away. He gets stuck about a meter in. His face feels oily, but he can't move his arms to scratch it. Apparently his Talent is good for break-ins, but when asked to break out, all it does is make him get more acne.*

 

Posted
1 minute ago, Archer said:

Oo, fun. Bonus roasts. Nicely done, Condensation, here's my response:

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Ack, more poetry!

Like Calamity’s climax,

I’ll end this swiftly.

 

You’ve died lamely twice,

Crashed a biked, then shot yourself.

You lack my pizzaz!

 

*Alcatraz dives head-first into the now open air duct tunnel ahead of him and begins trying to crawl away. He gets stuck about a meter in. His face feels oily, but he can't move his arms to scratch it. Apparently his Talent is good for break-ins, but when asked to break out, all it does is make him get more acne.*

 

You too!

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*As Alcatraz wiggles in the vent, a notebook and a rhyming dictionary fall out of his pocket. Embarrassed, he unwedges himself and rushes to recover them. Then he stops, and looks at Megan.*

Hey, hey Megan?

Come back here again?

You’re pretty good at rhyming stuff,

And you’re like my crush, so very tough.

I know my flirting comes off poorly,

And like you said, I'm not mature-y.

Any advice for wooing women?

I’m trying to make a special moment.

I doubt I’ll see Ba- her for a while,

But when I do, I want to make her smile.

*Alcatraz makes puppy dog eyes at the High Epic.*

 

Edit: and then Archer remembers to tag @Condensation, because yes, this denouement is entirely unplanned

Edited by Archer
Posted
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4 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

@Archer has won the mini roast! Thanks for playing @Condensation!

The next round will be @I Am A Fish as @Lunamor (yes, I had to do it again) against @Hentient as Spensa. Your roasts will be due on the 27th, which is Tuesday. Good luck!

 

4 hours ago, Archer said:

*As Alcatraz wiggles in the vent, a notebook and a rhyming dictionary fall out of his pocket. Embarrassed, he unwedges himself and rushes to recover them. Then he stops, and looks at Megan.*

Hey, hey Megan?

Come back here again?

You’re pretty good at rhyming stuff,

And you’re like my crush, so very tough.

I know my flirting comes off poorly,

And like you said, I'm not mature-y.

Any advice for wooing women?

I’m trying to make a special moment.

I doubt I’ll see Ba- her for a while,

But when I do, I want to make her smile.

*Alcatraz makes puppy dog eyes at the High Epic.*

 

Edit: and then Archer remembers to tag @Condensation, because yes, this denouement is entirely unplanned

 

Aw, shoot. Good job, Archer! Nicely roasted.

I mean, if you really want advice... :) You can see where in my signature.

I'll be back.

Posted

If Alcatraz ever returns to Earth and/or finds Bastille, he's going to claim inspiration from your wise words. But I mean, what are the odds that in this entirely unexpected situation that he might have to face his crush and recite emotional poetry? Haha...jk...unless? :blink:;)

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