Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted October 21, 2020 Posted October 21, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, I Am A Fish said: WHA!?!? WHEN!?!? Tomorrow afternoon once I post the results. If you want to get started writing Hentient is Spensa. (And for @Hentient Fish is Rock) Edited October 21, 2020 by Ghanderflaffle
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted October 22, 2020 Posted October 22, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, Condensation said: Results come this afternoon? Results come now! It is a tie! Because of that, @Archer and @Condensation will each write a mini roast, which I formally declare shall be haikus (no more than 2 haikus). You have 24 hours, then we will vote again. Remember, 5-7-5! Edited October 22, 2020 by Ghanderflaffle
Condensation she/her Posted October 22, 2020 Posted October 22, 2020 (edited) Shoot. Edited October 22, 2020 by Condensation
I Am A Fish he/him Posted October 22, 2020 Posted October 22, 2020 4 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said: Results come now! It is a tie! Because of that, @Archer and @Condensation will each write a mini roast, which I formally declare shall be haikus (no more than 2 haikus). You have 24 hours, then we will vote again. Remember, 5-7-5! Does this mean my roast is postponed?
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted October 22, 2020 Posted October 22, 2020 Just now, I Am A Fish said: Does this mean my roast is postponed? By a day or two, yes.
I Am A Fish he/him Posted October 22, 2020 Posted October 22, 2020 Just now, Ghanderflaffle said: By a day or two, yes. 1
Condensation she/her Posted October 22, 2020 Posted October 22, 2020 (edited) Spoiler Megan turns around, irritated. You're a selfish child You realise that but you Don't try to change it. You proclaim your wrongs Privately, no one else knows Your friends should know too. She sighs and awaits Alcatraz's haikus. Edited October 22, 2020 by Condensation 1
+Doomstick he/him Posted October 22, 2020 Posted October 22, 2020 51 minutes ago, Condensation said: You're a selfish child You realise that but you won't Try to change at all. that is 8 syllables in the middle line also *realize
Condensation she/her Posted October 22, 2020 Posted October 22, 2020 No it's not. You real-ise that but you won't... It's the stupid computer, all right? It only uses British spelling. Apparently it hates z's.
+Doomstick he/him Posted October 22, 2020 Posted October 22, 2020 (edited) 1 minute ago, Condensation said: No it's not. You real-ise that but you won't... It's the stupid computer, all right? It only uses British spelling. Apparently it hates z's. realize is real+ize re-al-ize do you say it like reelize? Edited October 22, 2020 by Doomstick
Condensation she/her Posted October 22, 2020 Posted October 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Doomstick said: realize is real+ize re-al-ize do you say it like reelize? Yes.
Condensation she/her Posted October 22, 2020 Posted October 22, 2020 https://www.grammarly.com/blog/realise-realize/
+Doomstick he/him Posted October 22, 2020 Posted October 22, 2020 9 minutes ago, Condensation said: https://www.grammarly.com/blog/realise-realize/ re•al•ize
Condensation she/her Posted October 22, 2020 Posted October 22, 2020 (edited) Oh. My bad. Um, let me change it. Fixed! Edited October 22, 2020 by Condensation
Archer he/him Posted October 22, 2020 Posted October 22, 2020 Oo, fun. Bonus roasts. Nicely done, Condensation, here's my response: Spoiler Ack, more poetry! Like Calamity’s climax, I’ll end this swiftly. You’ve died lamely twice, Crashed a biked, then shot yourself. You lack my pizzaz! *Alcatraz dives head-first into the now open air duct tunnel ahead of him and begins trying to crawl away. He gets stuck about a meter in. His face feels oily, but he can't move his arms to scratch it. Apparently his Talent is good for break-ins, but when asked to break out, all it does is make him get more acne.* 2
Condensation she/her Posted October 22, 2020 Posted October 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Archer said: Oo, fun. Bonus roasts. Nicely done, Condensation, here's my response: Reveal hidden contents Ack, more poetry! Like Calamity’s climax, I’ll end this swiftly. You’ve died lamely twice, Crashed a biked, then shot yourself. You lack my pizzaz! *Alcatraz dives head-first into the now open air duct tunnel ahead of him and begins trying to crawl away. He gets stuck about a meter in. His face feels oily, but he can't move his arms to scratch it. Apparently his Talent is good for break-ins, but when asked to break out, all it does is make him get more acne.* You too!
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted October 24, 2020 Posted October 24, 2020 (edited) @Archer has won the mini roast! Thanks for playing @Condensation! The next round will be @I Am A Fish as @Lunamor (yes, I had to do it again) against @Hentient as Spensa. Your roasts will be due on the 27th, which is Tuesday. Good luck! Edited October 24, 2020 by Ghanderflaffle 1
Archer he/him Posted October 24, 2020 Posted October 24, 2020 (edited) *As Alcatraz wiggles in the vent, a notebook and a rhyming dictionary fall out of his pocket. Embarrassed, he unwedges himself and rushes to recover them. Then he stops, and looks at Megan.* Hey, hey Megan? Come back here again? You’re pretty good at rhyming stuff, And you’re like my crush, so very tough. I know my flirting comes off poorly, And like you said, I'm not mature-y. Any advice for wooing women? I’m trying to make a special moment. I doubt I’ll see Ba- her for a while, But when I do, I want to make her smile. *Alcatraz makes puppy dog eyes at the High Epic.* Edit: and then Archer remembers to tag @Condensation, because yes, this denouement is entirely unplanned Edited October 24, 2020 by Archer 2
I Am A Fish he/him Posted October 24, 2020 Posted October 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Ghanderflaffle said: @Archer has won the mini roast! Thanks for playing @Condensation! The next round will be @I Am A Fish as @Lunamor (yes, I had to do it again) against @Hentient as Spensa. Your roasts will be due on the 27th, which I believe is Wednesday. Good luck! Just so you know, the 27th is a Tuesday...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted October 24, 2020 Posted October 24, 2020 1 hour ago, I Am A Fish said: Just so you know, the 27th is a Tuesday... Then it's Tuesday. My bad.
Condensation she/her Posted October 24, 2020 Posted October 24, 2020 Spoiler 4 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said: @Archer has won the mini roast! Thanks for playing @Condensation! The next round will be @I Am A Fish as @Lunamor (yes, I had to do it again) against @Hentient as Spensa. Your roasts will be due on the 27th, which is Tuesday. Good luck! 4 hours ago, Archer said: *As Alcatraz wiggles in the vent, a notebook and a rhyming dictionary fall out of his pocket. Embarrassed, he unwedges himself and rushes to recover them. Then he stops, and looks at Megan.* Hey, hey Megan? Come back here again? You’re pretty good at rhyming stuff, And you’re like my crush, so very tough. I know my flirting comes off poorly, And like you said, I'm not mature-y. Any advice for wooing women? I’m trying to make a special moment. I doubt I’ll see Ba- her for a while, But when I do, I want to make her smile. *Alcatraz makes puppy dog eyes at the High Epic.* Edit: and then Archer remembers to tag @Condensation, because yes, this denouement is entirely unplanned Aw, shoot. Good job, Archer! Nicely roasted. I mean, if you really want advice... You can see where in my signature. I'll be back. 1
Archer he/him Posted October 24, 2020 Posted October 24, 2020 If Alcatraz ever returns to Earth and/or finds Bastille, he's going to claim inspiration from your wise words. But I mean, what are the odds that in this entirely unexpected situation that he might have to face his crush and recite emotional poetry? Haha...jk...unless?
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