Tournament: Cosmere Character Roast Battles

[float]

you know, I found this thread because [OB reread spoilers]

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“I can’t afford to stay my hand from war,” Dalinar said. “Everything you say is right, but it is also nothing new. I have never gone to battle where some poor fools on either side—men who didn’t want to be there in the first place —weren’t going to bear the brunt of the pain.”
“Maybe,” Kaladin said, “that should make you reconsider those other wars, rather than using them to justify this one.”

made me physically recoil and I had to search for more. This isn't what I expected but the premise looks great. If I'm allowed, being so new, I'd like to be Sigzil.

[Herowannabe he/him]

On 9/13/2020 at 7:04 PM, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said:

@Herowannabe, creator of Awesome Koloss emojis and prince of perspicacity, the Cosmere/Non-Cosmere Character Roast Tournament is on, wannabe a participant

I’m afraid I’m going to have to respectfully decline. Real Life is too busy for me at the moment for me to engage in another roast battle tournament. Best of luck to everyone though! 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

8 hours ago, float said:

you know, I found this thread because [OB reread spoilers]

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“I can’t afford to stay my hand from war,” Dalinar said. “Everything you say is right, but it is also nothing new. I have never gone to battle where some poor fools on either side—men who didn’t want to be there in the first place —weren’t going to bear the brunt of the pain.”
“Maybe,” Kaladin said, “that should make you reconsider those other wars, rather than using them to justify this one.”

made me physically recoil and I had to search for more. This isn't what I expected but the premise looks great. If I'm allowed, being so new, I'd like to be Sigzil.

Of course! Everyone is welcome. I've got you down!

5 spots left! If they don’t get filled by the end of the week I’ll reformat the bracket and start without them.

Edited September 16, 2020 by Ghanderflaffle

[Archer he/him]

I appreciate the invitation HITTGV. Perhaps one more go wouldn't hurt. 

@Ghanderflaffle please sign me up as Alcatraz. I was tempted to do Grandpa Smedry and not post anything until after the competition had finished, but Al's easier to write for. 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

4 minutes ago, Archer said:

I appreciate the invitation HITTGV. Perhaps one more go wouldn't hurt. 

@Ghanderflaffle please sign me up as Alcatraz. I was tempted to do Grandpa Smedry and not post anything until after the competition had finished, but Al's easier to write for. 

I mean that would be great as a character, but it might be slightly unfair to everyone else.  Anyways, got you! If you know 4 people who would do this please let them know!

Edited September 16, 2020 by Ghanderflaffle

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Today is the last day for people to enter! If you know anyone else, please let them know!

@Ark1002 @Shard of Reading ?

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Just now, Ghanderflaffle said:

Today is the last day for people to enter! If you know anyone else, please let them know!

@Ark1002 @Shard of Reading ?

I'm not very good with roasts but I'll try. (I guess)

Sign me up as Lift. (If she's already taken I'll do wayne)

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

@Lunamor I keep having to hide posts because I think of more people. I think I might've mentioned you once, but I don’t remember what you response was.

[Lunamor she/her]

2 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

@Lunamor I keep having to hide posts because I think of more people. I think I might've mentioned you once, but I don’t remember what you response was.

Unfortunately I’m too busy for this right now, but thanks for thinking of me!

[+Ark1002]

3 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Today is the last day for people to enter! If you know anyone else, please let them know!

@Ark1002 @Shard of Reading ?

what's the theme/rules this time?

[Mat he/him]

Just now, Ark1002 said:

what's the theme/rules this time?

Any character allowed, not just Cosmere ones.

[+Ark1002]

Hmm

Sign me up for...

ehh i'm gonna be stupid and choose Obliteration

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

3 hours ago, Ark1002 said:

Hmm

Sign me up for...

ehh i'm gonna be stupid and choose Obliteration

Got it! 

Tomorrow morning we will start. I still have space for 2 people, which will make it easier on me so I don’t have to reformat the bracket. If we don’t get them we can start anyways, but I’ll have figure something out.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Sorry for the double post, but I wanted to @Frustration and for it to actually show up in notifications.

[Hen she/her]

Hmm we still have a few spots right? 
@revelryintheart@Rosharan A.C.@Spren of Kindness@Condensation you’d all be great! 

[revelryintheart she/her]

what the colors is this

[Hen she/her]

Basically we all choose a Brandon Sanderson character and get assigned a couple opponents at rap roast each other. 

[revelryintheart she/her]

oh well I have zero talent when it come to this kind of stuff so bye I guess

[Condensation she/her]

39 minutes ago, Hentient said:

Hmm we still have a few spots right? 
@revelryintheart@Rosharan A.C.@Spren of Kindness@Condensation you’d all be great! 

Yes? Hello? What? I was summoned? Um, I don't know how good I am at roasting, but sure!

[Mat he/him]

7 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Yes? Hello? What? I was summoned? Um, I don't know how good I am at roasting, but sure!

Great! Yours is definitely gonna be the most grammatically correct, though I try...  

Now pick a character, any Brandon character goes, Cosmere or not!

 

[Condensation she/her]

4 minutes ago, Matrim's Dice said:

Great! Yours is definitely gonna be the most grammatically correct, though I try...  

Now pick a character, any Brandon character goes, Cosmere or not!

 

I don't know about that, I've been really tired and stressed recently and I could swear it brings my IQ down.

Megan? I guess? I don't know how we go about these things, I haven't ever really done them except occasionally to Vapor, but she's really easy to roast.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

1 hour ago, Hentient said:

Hmm we still have a few spots right? 
@revelryintheart@Rosharan A.C.@Spren of Kindness@Condensation you’d all be great! 

Oh, goodness.  Okay.  Ummmmmmm.... any rules I should be aware of?  And how exactly do I do this?

[Condensation she/her]

3 minutes ago, Spren of Kindness said:

Oh, goodness.  Okay.  Ummmmmmm.... any rules I should be aware of?  And how exactly do I do this?

Same!

[Frustration]

4 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Sorry for the double post, but I wanted to @Frustration and for it to actually show up in notifications.

You get notified if it's edited in.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

5 hours ago, Hentient said:

Hmm we still have a few spots right? 
@revelryintheart@Rosharan A.C.@Spren of Kindness@Condensation you’d all be great! 

You have awoken me from my deep slumber! It's a good thing I was on the shard today. 

Did I post here a long time ago or was I just picked randomly? I can try and participate in a roast battle, though I don't have much time to be on the shard these days. I might not be present for the whole thing.