Tournament: Cosmere Character Roast Battles

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

@SpartanBrigade

Marsh turned to Kelsier.

Spoiler

You're just the same

You killed a god so you could take his place

You always were the type who basked in fame

You were worshipped while we withered

 

Where were you at the Siege of Luthadel?

Oh, right, you'd sacrificed yourself to become a god

Only to decide you didn't want to die after all

 

All you care for is your own immortality

Tell me brother, where is your morality?

 

I led the skaa rebellion

While you were busy stealing wallets

Now the Ghostbloods commit crimes in your name

All just for your power and games

 

You pride yourself in killing the Lord Ruler

Don't forget that were it not for sacrifice

Your plan would've ended a whole lot sooner

 

I was the one who found Vin

Where would we be if I hadn't done that?

You weren't good enough with bronze

Of course, you could never be content to listen and watch

 

I resisted the wrath of Ruin

I saved the world when I pulled Vin's earring

For years I fought the will of a god

A god you were far to busy fearing

 

Little brother

 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

So what’s the order do I respond to Marsh?

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

Can I rebut Kelsier?

(I’ll write a rap against Marsh later)

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

15 minutes ago, Hoid Slayer said:

Can I rebut Kelsier?

(I’ll write a rap against Marsh later)

Also your first rap was amazing lol
That needs all the rep points

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

2 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Also your first rap was amazing lol
That needs all the rep points

Thanks

Yours was great too

“You raised your empire with the bones of my friends” was brutal

[Archer he/him]

Whoops, I got distracted eating dinner

Gotta eat more, I'm getting thinner

If I were a chromium ferring, I'd be a spinner

Thanks for rapping, you're all winners! 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

6 hours ago, Archer said:

Whoops, I got distracted eating dinner

Gotta eat more, I'm getting thinner

If I were a chromium ferring, I'd be a spinner

Thanks for rapping, you're all winners! 

So...

What happens now?

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

I completely forgot about this

[Frustration]

Well if we want to do another one I'm in

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

YES PLEASE. I read through all the pages on this thread and now I want to participate (If enough people want to) So if it happens I am in.