The Sibling Posted July 16, 2023 Report Share Posted July 16, 2023 (edited) Here we go... Spoiler Well here, it's honor, the shard of bonds! If you're waiting to be roasted you won't have to wait long! Because I'm a shard who hates to lie And I was glad OreSeur, when you went off and died! You're a kandra, a contract follower, that I have to respect, But you blindly follow nutjob humans, maybe it's time to reflect Upon a life built on lies, they're just fabrications No real personality, just imitations It's true, you fought for the protagonists, But rusts OreSeur, let's be realists If Tevidian, Rashek, or even Straff had come a callin' You can bet that for a couple geodes it's them you'd be a followin' Even among the kandra you're inferior, unworthy To MeLaan and TenSoon, who showed you no mercy You died at the hands of one of your own, And made no effect, replaced by a perfect clone Vin broke oaths, I'll admit it's true But at least she had the good sense to be repulsed by you TenSoon broke oaths, that I won't deny But I'm thankful that he killed you, I cannot lie Did you really think that you beat a god then? Even dead I live on in the hearts of my men So this is honor who is signing off now Storms, rust and ruin, I guess it's time for me to take a bow. 11 hours ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: Imperfect rhymes are better than perfect rhymes. Prove me wrong Most definitely Edited July 16, 2023 by The Sibling 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted July 16, 2023 Report Share Posted July 16, 2023 Sorry I was absent! These roasts are great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted July 16, 2023 Report Share Posted July 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Archer said: I'm a big fan of the style matching the personality of the roasting character, so I quite enjoyed how that rap progressed Thanks! I think yours does well w/ that too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted July 17, 2023 Report Share Posted July 17, 2023 Good job everyone! Now it’s time to sit tight until 8:00 PM EST, when I put up the poll. Good luck! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted July 17, 2023 Report Share Posted July 17, 2023 Ooh! Could you maybe split the vote so it's single-elimination tournament style & then there are finals? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted July 17, 2023 Report Share Posted July 17, 2023 8 hours ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: Ooh! Could you maybe split the vote so it's single-elimination tournament style & then there are finals? So, should we just make the person with the fewest votes be eliminated, and do that til there’s a winner? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather Posted July 17, 2023 Report Share Posted July 17, 2023 I think have me and the sibling have a poll, and szeth and archer have a separate poll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted July 17, 2023 Report Share Posted July 17, 2023 35 minutes ago, Stormform said: I think have me and the sibling have a poll, and szeth and archer have a separate poll. This ^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted July 17, 2023 Report Share Posted July 17, 2023 Ight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather Posted July 18, 2023 Report Share Posted July 18, 2023 Where is the poll? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted July 18, 2023 Report Share Posted July 18, 2023 I will be unable to post it this round. I ask you to please PM me your votes. Thank you, and sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 How much longer does the vote go for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted July 22, 2023 Report Share Posted July 22, 2023 (edited) Sorry to kinda step on your toes a little bit, Alpha, but I really want to get to the finals and I'm worried people will lose interest, so I made a google form: Roast Battle Voting (Preservation v. Ruin, Honor v. OreSeur) - Google Forms Edited July 22, 2023 by Szeth_Pancakes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sibling Posted July 22, 2023 Report Share Posted July 22, 2023 2 hours ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: I made a google form Thanks! Hopefully this will move things along. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted July 22, 2023 Report Share Posted July 22, 2023 Voting will close at 7 PM PDT on Monday, July 24. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted July 22, 2023 Report Share Posted July 22, 2023 5 hours ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: Sorry to kinda step on your toes a little bit, Alpha, but I really want to get to the finals and I'm worried people will lose interest, so I made a google form: Roast Battle Voting (Preservation v. Ruin, Honor v. OreSeur) - Google Forms Thank you, and I’m very sorry. I had thought I would have a semblance of internet, but I was mistaken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather Posted July 23, 2023 Report Share Posted July 23, 2023 It doesn't matter. When does the vote end? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted July 23, 2023 Report Share Posted July 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Stormform said: It doesn't matter. When does the vote end? On 7/22/2023 at 1:10 PM, Szeth_Pancakes said: Voting will close at 7 PM PDT on Monday, July 24. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted July 25, 2023 Report Share Posted July 25, 2023 Voting is closed! There were only five responses, but: The winner is @The Sibling as Harmony! The winner is… yours truly as Ruin! Sibling, do you want to do finals? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sibling Posted July 25, 2023 Report Share Posted July 25, 2023 2 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: Sibling, do you want to do finals? Sure! I'm leaving to go camping in two days, so I'll write the rap tomorrow. I won't be around for the vote, but that's not a big deal. I'll just find out who won when I get back. Great job everyone! I look forward to the finals! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted July 25, 2023 Report Share Posted July 25, 2023 9 minutes ago, The Sibling said: Sure! I'm leaving to go camping in two days, so I'll write the rap tomorrow. I won't be around for the vote, but that's not a big deal. I'll just find out who won when I get back. Great job everyone! I look forward to the finals! Awesome! Submissions close Wednesday at 7:30 PM PDT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sibling Posted July 27, 2023 Report Share Posted July 27, 2023 Here’s mine, but fyi I’m Honor not Harmony Spoiler We’ll we’ve all been waiting for a battle between Shards That will leave one of us splintered well this shouldn’t be hard Because I’ve been through it before And I’ve a little bit more Experience with visions Prophecies and missions Bond smiths and decisions About what to do when I’m dun And how to trap Odium I’ve written wills before And now it’s time to write yours Cause when you step in the ring With me you know I’m gonna bring What ever bonds, aons, spren, seons, and hemalurgic spikes I need to win. After all that time, after all those plans In the end all it took was a Terrisman To knock from your throne, to take all of your power To bring back the sun, to bring back Mares flowers! Neither of us are known to be kind But only one of us knows how to bind Only one of us knew how to find A way to stop a shard Intent on destroying us all Only I was willing to fall From my pedestal, for the good of the nation My men saved their people from the Desolations While your men hid in caves or used Atium to fight Your magic systems rusty, time to come to the light I have ten heralds Your descendant has but one sword And he’s a few steps away from becoming Discord I’m floored Getting bored Roasting you’s an easy chore Your magic ore Could use some more Honor, it could use some more light You’re so rusting useless there’s no point to this fight So this is Honor saying good night And I’ll see you in the morning, because I’m made of light. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted July 27, 2023 Report Share Posted July 27, 2023 2 hours ago, The Sibling said: Here’s mine, but fyi I’m Honor not Harmony Reveal hidden contents We’ll we’ve all been waiting for a battle between Shards That will leave one of us splintered well this shouldn’t be hard Because I’ve been through it before And I’ve a little bit more Experience with visions Prophecies and missions Bond smiths and decisions About what to do when I’m dun And how to trap Odium I’ve written wills before And now it’s time to write yours Cause when you step in the ring With me you know I’m gonna bring What ever bonds, aons, spren, seons, and hemalurgic spikes I need to win. After all that time, after all those plans In the end all it took was a Terrisman To knock from your throne, to take all of your power To bring back the sun, to bring back Mares flowers! Neither of us are known to be kind But only one of us knows how to bind Only one of us knew how to find A way to stop a shard Intent on destroying us all Only I was willing to fall From my pedestal, for the good of the nation My men saved their people from the Desolations While your men hid in caves or used Atium to fight Your magic systems rusty, time to come to the light I have ten heralds Your descendant has but one sword And he’s a few steps away from becoming Discord I’m floored Getting bored Roasting you’s an easy chore Your magic ore Could use some more Honor, it could use some more light You’re so rusting useless there’s no point to this fight So this is Honor saying good night And I’ll see you in the morning, because I’m made of light. Yeah sorry Umm I forgot to write mine & I don’t have time tonight :/ (yeah ik it’s my own deadline) I’ll submit it tomorrow and put the vote up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sibling Posted July 27, 2023 Report Share Posted July 27, 2023 Cool! I won’t know who won for like 14 days. The suspense! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sibling Posted August 9, 2023 Report Share Posted August 9, 2023 @Szeth_Pancakes? You going to write your roast? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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