The Stormfather Posted June 12, 2023 Report Share Posted June 12, 2023 here's the rap(ish). Spoiler so we here are supposed to roast all the others. now this should be easy. how to put this delicately, wayne's an idiot. in what world does two and two make a pickle? like this shouldn't be too hard, especially for the daughter of bard, who's got more brains than the sibling, who draws all their smarts from a tower. without a human has no power, and the one you chose is a storming lighteyes! wayne tried to eat a cummerbund he drinks during fights, he fights without guns, only focused on the funs. The Sibling chose the wrong side, picked to turn the wrong tide, fought for the ones who'd never died, and all the while, the dead making a pile the sibling made a file and never went an extra mile. wayne's hats bring up his intelligence, has not a scrap of elegance, barely speaks with relevance and he should be viewed with negligence. Eshonai out. (sung to the rhythm of derision.) 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sibling Posted June 12, 2023 Report Share Posted June 12, 2023 So mine's a little long and reads more like a poem then a rap, but anyways here you go. I don't know why it's in bold and I can't get it to switch back. I think because I pasted it from google docs. Also just in case, there are spoilers for RoW and TLM Spoiler Well you’ve probably heard of the Sibling before, But now’s the perfect time to learn a little bit more About an old and wise spren who’s been living in a tower, Master of a storming cool and very epic power! One thing they’ve got in common, With Eshonai so far Is that they know some rhythms Unique to Roshar But other then minutiae They’re really not the same When it comes to mass extinctions, It’s Eshonai we blame, She runs from her own family, Spends hours making maps Then Stormform just corrupts her, And she falls in Rayse’s trap. And Wayne, well now, He’s just a little rough Even with all his bendalloy, His brain never worked quite fast enough. He’s goofy to a fault, But he also killed a man Misogynistic, egotistic And he was dumped by MeLaan! So I hope that after all of that, You might just understand That when it comes to cosmere characters The Sibling’s known across the land. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted June 12, 2023 Report Share Posted June 12, 2023 Good job you two! I liked them a lot! 14 hours ago, stormform wert said: here's the rap(ish). Reveal hidden contents so we here are supposed to roast all the others. now this should be easy. how to put this delicately, wayne's an idiot. in what world does two and two make a pickle? like this shouldn't be too hard, especially for the daughter of bard, who's got more brains than the sibling, who draws all their smarts from a tower. without a human has no power, and the one you chose is a storming lighteyes! wayne tried to eat a cummerbund he drinks during fights, he fights without guns, only focused on the funs. The Sibling chose the wrong side, picked to turn the wrong tide, fought for the ones who'd never died, and all the while, the dead making a pile the sibling made a file and never went an extra mile. wayne's hats bring up his intelligence, has not a scrap of elegance, barely speaks with relevance and he should be viewed with negligence. Eshonai out. (sung to the rhythm of derision.) @stormform wert, are you confirming that this is done and you’re submitting it for voting? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather Posted June 12, 2023 Report Share Posted June 12, 2023 I confirm that this is done and I'm submitting it for voting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted June 12, 2023 Report Share Posted June 12, 2023 2 hours ago, stormform wert said: I confirm that this is done and I'm submitting it for voting. Noted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted June 13, 2023 Report Share Posted June 13, 2023 (edited) @Channelknight Fadran, you have 24 hours to submit your rap! If you fail to post in that time, you will be disqualified and the voting will be between Stormform wert’s and The Sibling’s raps. Thank you. Edited June 13, 2023 by TheAlpha929 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted June 13, 2023 Report Share Posted June 13, 2023 (edited) Spoiler*Wayne strides up to the mic(?), complete with an expensive duster and a comically large bowler cap. The colors clash horribly, and it is unclear as to what his motive in fashion is at this time* *Wayne strides up to the mic(?), complete with an expensive-looking duster and a comically large bowler cap. The colors clash horribly, and it is unclear as to what his motives in regards to fashion are this time.* Our two friends from Roshar - greetings, I guess But honestly I don't think I really need to stress the dishonorable direlection; immoral malediction from both your puny paradigms of fraternizing fiction The 'Sibling' you call yourself, which I suppose makes sense If you reconsider reconciliation with what that title represents a neglected, needy, nauseating nightmare of non-autonomy Because you can't be rusting relevant without your girl Navani Sure, maybe Urithiru had its fabrials working through, but those Rosharans sure seemed to work them plenty fine without you I haven't got the arrant thought to keep spitting out these fitting bouts But at least I've got some talent wrought to continue fighting out *Wayne throws off his hat to reveal a second, smaller hat underneath* And Eshonai, my wishful friend, I haven't quite forgot you so time for I to recommend a wistful spot of straight revue You died as you lived, they say - with your head in the clouds Not a care for the world you have, just the one you're not allowed Your fellows carried echoes of meadows and melrose But your narrow-memo violent bellows keep your stomach eerie yellow Can't even look past or surpass the contrasting mass of pashendi castes You amassed a vast cache of slashed aghast men - lives and dreams dashed Neither of you have a mote of honor left to claim so either you take a note or conjure some bereft and honest shame I know you have your accusations, and your defenses to explain But unfortunately for you guys that's all you get from Wayne Edited June 13, 2023 by Channelknight Fadran 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sibling Posted June 13, 2023 Report Share Posted June 13, 2023 Dang, that was good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather Posted June 13, 2023 Report Share Posted June 13, 2023 oh, storms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted June 13, 2023 Report Share Posted June 13, 2023 6 minutes ago, stormform wert said: oh, storms. That’s what I’m thinking, and I’m not even competing! There is a hard vote ahead. Remember that you can vote on anybody, even if you are competing. That is the kind of thing I would forget, and I don’t want anyone else to! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather Posted June 13, 2023 Report Share Posted June 13, 2023 when does the vote start? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted June 13, 2023 Report Share Posted June 13, 2023 8 minutes ago, stormform wert said: when does the vote start? At 8:00 eastern 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather Posted June 13, 2023 Report Share Posted June 13, 2023 thx. How do we vote? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted June 13, 2023 Report Share Posted June 13, 2023 I’ll put a link to a google form Y’know what? Just to make sure it works, I’m going to send out a test form. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted June 13, 2023 Report Share Posted June 13, 2023 (edited) Here is a test form. Okay, I believe it works. Anyone running into any problems? Edited June 13, 2023 by TheAlpha929 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeshevishman Posted June 13, 2023 Report Share Posted June 13, 2023 Works fine for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 (edited) You now have 24 hours to choose who you are voting for, between @stormform wert, @The Sibling, and @Channelknight Fadran. The poll is here. You may not vote twice or anything. I suggest rereading them all before casting your vote! We’ve got some doozies. Spoiler I have never seen anyone use “doozy” unironically in so long Edited June 14, 2023 by TheAlpha929 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 I take it that participants aren't supposed to vote? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 11 hours ago, TheAlpha929 said: Remember that you can vote on anybody, even if you are competing. That is the kind of thing I would forget, and I don’t want anyone else to! ^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 (edited) 6 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said: I take it that participants aren't supposed to vote? I’m pretty sure you can. Let me double check. From an answer to that question: Quote Nope! You can vote! Don’t worry about it— it’s completely anonymous. I would vote for myself, so... Edited June 14, 2023 by TheAlpha929 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 Forgot about this - very cool, I love all your submissions! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 22 minutes ago, Robin Sedai said: Forgot about this - very cool, I love all your submissions! Feel free to vote, if you haven’t! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 39 minutes ago, TheAlpha929 said: Feel free to vote, if you haven’t! I have! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather Posted June 14, 2023 Report Share Posted June 14, 2023 I have trouble insulting my favorite character.(wayne.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted June 15, 2023 Report Share Posted June 15, 2023 The winner of the first round is… @Channelknight Fadran! You will face off against the winner of round two, which will be @SymphonianBookwormas Lightsong @yeshevishmanas Adolin @DramaQueen as Elend The submission round starts now, and will end in 48 hours! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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