The Battle for the Sandwich

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I turn on my friend the stick, taking off my shoe and stealing the sandwich with the power of Connection.

[Immortal Platypus]

On 5/25/2023 at 2:43 PM, NerdyAarakocra said:

While visiting Platypus in the hospital, I offer to share my lunch. What is my lunch? It is... THE SANDWICH! For real this time! How did I get it? That will remain an unsolved mystery until the end of time.

I thank Nerdy for visiting me. With my dying breath, I say, "Was it worth it?" to whoever poisoned the sandwich. They are so regretful they steal the sandwich an bury me with it. I wait until they're gone, then jump out of my grave to finally have lunch.

@NerdyAarakocra @Edema Ruh

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I interrupt your lunch and ask if I can have lunch with you. 

[Going_North_cal]

I take the sandwich, and i send it to the Spiritual Realm. the sandwich turns into magical Spirit dust, merely a fleeting memory of what it once was. and even that fades into the Beyond. now no one can fight for it, and we can all rest peacefully from this wearying battle.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I travel to the beyond and find the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, CalanoCorvus said:

I take the sandwich, and i send it to the Spiritual Realm. the sandwich turns into magical Spirit dust, merely a fleeting memory of what it once was. and even that fades into the Beyond. now no one can fight for it, and we can all rest peacefully from this wearying battle.

That broke the rules, meaning it was non-canon. While Lightweaver is in the Beyond, I find the sandwich essence and take it back to the Physical realm, then go back to find the others for lunch.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Fortunately, Szeth took the sandwich essence from Cacophony and turned the thread into “Fortunately, Unfortunately.”

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Fortunately, I returned with first person abilities ready in hand to make the thread my domain once more as I wield the sword of Sandwich, the holy grail of a relic brought from the future to be used to summon the sandwich as I promptly do, winking into the camera as I ride a horse into the sunset with the sandwich in my hat.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I steal Wayne’s hat and offer it in trade for Thaidakar’s hat with the sandwich inside.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I switch the sandwich in the hat with a fake one before making the trade, putting the real sandwich in Wayne's hat and continuing with my ride into the sunset.

[Edema Rue she/her]

…how on earth did that get you the sandwich for like a month?

Using a hat-snatcher-inator, a rather large ant summons Wayne’s hat and the sandwich inside it.

[NameIess]

I squish the rather large ant with my boot, then grab the ant-entrail-covered sandwich and run away. 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm, after a long search, came across the planet he was looking for, far, far away from the sandwich.

[NameIess]

Even here, he feels the tug of the sandwich’s allure, and can barely keep himself from returning to chase after it.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Luckily, the rather large ant was immune to boots, and so it quickly reformed on the sandwich, picked it up, and ran away.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

A small meteor hits the ant. I brush the ant guts off the sandwich and give it to @Nameless*

[Edema Rue she/her]

The ant instead gains radioactive powers from the meteor. It falls from the sandwich, and takes a bite of the nearest human, creating antman.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, I am able to take over the ant’s mind from the inside and run off with the sandwich.

[aetherbound he/him]

I use the surge of abrasion to create infinite friction at your feet, I take the sandwich and make it slippery except for where it contacts my hand.

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

I pull up listening to the Phineas and Ferb theme song and shoot the sandwich with a ‘Unslipinator’ and grab the sandwich while singing to Perry the Platypus about how I never ate sandwiches as a kid because my backyard gnome was allergic.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I distract Panda by giving her some pumpkin pie and escape with the sandwich.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I use the force to grab the sandwich from Thaidakar.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just as it starts to leave my hands, I lash it back into my own.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I eat your Stormlight and prepare to eat the sandwich.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I use superglue to glue your mouth shut and take the sandwich.