The Battle for the Sandwich

[aetherbound he/him]

I use a time machine to make it ookla season, I then steal bookwyrm's name. I take the sandwich that teleported to me, ignoring ookla the lightweaver's request.

Edited May 23, 2023 by Aetherbound

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

I summon Undo-dog to undo the previous post.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

4 minutes ago, Aetherbound said:

I use a time machine to make it ookla season, I then steal bookwyrm's name. I take the sandwich that teleported to me, ignoring ookla the lightweaver's request.

In please actuality don't steal my name. I guess you could be another variation of "Bookwyrm" though. I'm "The Bookwyrm", you could be something else.

Bookwyrm teleported the Sandwich to a distant world far from him.

[aetherbound he/him]

Just now, The Bookwyrm said:

In please actuality don't steal my name. I guess you could be another variation of "Bookwyrm" though. I'm "The Bookwyrm", you could be something else.

Bookwyrm teleported the Sandwich to a distant world far from him.

I'm not going to, except in this sandwich battle

However, you forgot that Bookwyrm means me right now, you are ookla the perpetual. I teleport myself to the distant world and turn off ookla season.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

14 minutes ago, Aetherbound said:

I'm not going to, except in this sandwich battle

However, you forgot that Bookwyrm means me right now, you are ookla the perpetual. I teleport myself to the distant world and turn off ookla season.

Perpetual drifted further in space until he found a small planet orbiting a small red star.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

1 hour ago, Just_a_Fan_YT said:

I summon Undo-dog to undo the previous post.

 

1 hour ago, Aetherbound said:

I'm not going to, except in this sandwich battle

However, you forgot that Bookwyrm means me right now, you are ookla the perpetual. I teleport myself to the distant world and turn off ookla season.

 

47 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Perpetual drifted further in space until he found a small planet orbiting a small red star.

undodog undid the post, remember?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

What no one had realized until that moment was that the sandwich that they had been fighting over for pages and pages was a fake. Thaidakar sat in an undisclosed location, the sandwich hidden somewhere that he alone knew of.

[The Stick]

Seeing as the location of the sandwich is unknown, I fire 2000 trellium-harmonium ICBMs at the Cosmere. I then scout for the he sandwich.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I ask to ally with @The Stick, so that we can hunt together. We can split the sandwich 30-70 in your favor.

Edited May 23, 2023 by Lightweaver2

[The Stick]

I accept this alliance, planting a grenade in Lightweaver's shoe in case of deception. Otherwise, the alliance is secure.

[The Stick]

By allying me, I change the course of the missile that was heading towards Lightweaver. It hits Szeth instead.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I use a tracker Connected to Thaidakar to find his location. I use f-steel to draw many Aon Daa.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I appear covered in scratches. "Sorry I'm late! Ready for lunch?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar laughed in his location, the sandwich was far from him somewhere where nobody else knew about.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

23 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar laughed in his location, the sandwich was far from him somewhere where nobody else knew about.

I use a dark ritual to sacrifice Clarence, Bookwrym's clarinet, to summon the sandwich to me.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, Potato's Wit said:

I use a dark ritual to sacrifice Clarence, Bookwrym's clarinet, to summon the sandwich to me.

The sandwich appears in your hands, but immediately returns to where it was. Thaidakar had keyed it to a specific teleportation device to be teleported back within seconds of being removed from its spot.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I break time and space with a portable black hole, making the teleportation device irrelevant. I then sacrifice Jupiter, my trombone, to get the sandwich.

[The Stick]

As Lightweavers runs with the sandwich, I sneak up behind Thaikidar and Lash an awakened steel cord with the command "Strangle things". It immediately crushes Thaikidar's neck.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, The Stick said:

As Lightweavers runs with the sandwich, I sneak up behind Thaikidar and Lash an awakened steel cord with the command "Strangle things". It immediately crushes Thaikidar's neck.

Thaidakar simply pressed a button on his watch, a forcefield forming around him. Stick landed right against the forcefield, probably breaking a few teeth.

[The Stick]

"Thaikidar, would you agree to alliance or truce?" said Stick. As Thaikidar is about to deny Stick and disable him, Stick opens a perpendicularity. An Elsecaller with Nightblood comes through. The Elsecaller Soulcasts the forcefield to smoke and hurls Nightblood at you. A horde of soothers and rioters charge from the perpendicularity and weaken Thaikidar's mind to Nightblood. Steelrunner plunge hemalurgic spikes into Thaikidar to weaken his mind further.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar simply caught night bloood by the hilt and tossed it at the steelrunner. Thaidakar put on his aluminum lined tophat and jumped into the perpendicularity.

[The Stick]

No, when Thaikidar caught the Nightblood by the hilt, he realized he was a despicable person and plunged it through his own chest.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

THaidakar watched as the person named Thaikidar, who was definitely not him, plunged night blood in their chest. "Ah well." He then jumped into a second perpendicularity of the Cultivation variety.

[The Stick]

Stick put on his aluminum gauntlets and plunged Nightblood into the perpendicularity to collapse it. Thaikidar finds himself in a tricky situation as nearly 100 Dor-Fueled Elantrians use Aon Daa to form a rifle line against him. All the while, Lightweaver is getting father and farther away. Stick is an Elsecaller and warps to every planet, collapsing each perpendicularity to trap Thaikidar in the Cognitive Realm.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar, as a Windrunner, uses the perpendicularities to get to another one on Roshar and manages to get out there just as Dalinar is closing it.