The Battle for the Sandwich

[The Stick]

What do you mean, Windrunners cannot open perpendicularities.

Rregardless, my assassins, including Nale, took care of Dalinar long ago.

[The Stick]

Stick has things to do and sends his hordes of minions to stop you for the next hour.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Lightweaver runs very far away, and enters the forests of hell. He also invites Stick to come over and watch a movie.

 

 Why the third person point of view?

Edited May 23, 2023 by Lightweaver2

[The Stick]

I do not know. I was doing something else when I wrote that.

I accept this invitation as I wish for the Sandwich to be co-owned. I begin setting up defense for our threnody fortress. I also invite Ishar, Navani, Raboniel, Shai, and Breeze over to brainStorm on the Sandwich.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

What should we watch?

 

I chain hundreds of shades and deepest ones to the outside of our fortress.

[Immortal Platypus]

I finally reappear from inactivity and plunge into the chaos. I wonder if lunch happened without me, but I didn't notice it so I assumed it hadn't. 

I summon the Caterpillar and Nerdy and steal the sandwich because logic. As you have been out-logicced, I leave you pondering existence.

@Edema Ruh @NerdyAarakocra

[The Stick]

Our army of chasmfiends numbering in the thousands love the taste of caterpillars and make your afformentioned plan somewhat difficult. Lightweaver and I plot with out Council of Sandwich over the next move.

[Immortal Platypus]

I wonder why you thought that I came in by bypassing the chasmfiends. It wasn't a plot, it already happened. I escape and go to the pre-determined lunch area.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Stick and I watched Dr. Strange, and so we understand time manipulation. I use the eye of Agamotto to return the sandwich to us. I then caterpillar-proof the base.

Edited May 24, 2023 by Lightweaver2

[Edema Rue she/her]

13 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

I finally reappear from inactivity and plunge into the chaos. I wonder if lunch happened without me, but I didn't notice it so I assumed it hadn't. 

I summon the Caterpillar and Nerdy and steal the sandwich because logic. As you have been out-logicced, I leave you pondering existence.

@Edema Ruh @NerdyAarakocra

The Caterpillar agrees, as lunch was so rudely skipped by the new contestants who do not understand the way of things. Lunch is very important. 

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I ask stick if we should put the sandwich in a aluminum box for safekeeping.

[The Stick]

Not something as small as an aluminum box. The sandwich is hidden is an underground vault with 25 foot thick aluminum walls. The aluminum is a trueself metalmind, making it even harder to penetrate.

[Immortal Platypus]

On 5/23/2023 at 9:51 PM, Lightweaver2 said:

Stick and I watched Dr. Strange, and so we understand time manipulation. I use the eye of Agamotto to return the sandwich to us. I then caterpillar-proof the base.

On 5/24/2023 at 8:22 AM, Edema Ruh said:

The Caterpillar agrees, as lunch was so rudely skipped by the new contestants who do not understand the way of things. Lunch is very important. 

22 hours ago, Lightweaver2 said:

I ask stick if we should put the sandwich in a aluminum box for safekeeping.

21 hours ago, The Stick said:

Not something as small as an aluminum box. The sandwich is hidden is an underground vault with 25 foot thick aluminum walls. The aluminum is a trueself metalmind, making it even harder to penetrate.

Somehow, by the powers of The First Lunch, the sandwich is removed from the vault and given to me. I ask the Caterpillar if we should start lunch and see if Nerdy shows up or if they aren't able to make it.

[Edema Rue she/her]

4 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

Somehow, by the powers of The First Lunch, the sandwich is removed from the vault and given to me. I ask the Caterpillar if we should start lunch and see if Nerdy shows up or if they aren't able to make it.

The Caterpillar looks around for Nerdy, but doesn’t see them. “Luuuuuunch” It conveys.

[The Stick]

Sadly for cacophony, the sandwich you stole using your Lunch powers was a fake in a a vault of steel that looks the aluminum. The real vault just changed locations as Lightweaver poisoned your lunch.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

While visiting Platypus in the hospital, I offer to share my lunch. What is my lunch? It is... THE SANDWICH! For real this time! How did I get it? That will remain an unsolved mystery until the end of time.

[The Stick]

I sit in my mountain fortress and plot terrible vengeance. I decide to call every Radiant in a crusade against you.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I hire Perry the Platypus to steal the sandwich from the platypus/NerdyAarakocra. Perry now becomes a fourth oath skybreaker as he finishes his crusade, giving me the sandwich.

Edited May 25, 2023 by Lightweaver2

[The Stick]

Bold it to canonize it. Do it now.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Canonized.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

However, I am a fifth oath unchained Bondsmith and destroy the planet Perry is on, taking the sandwich.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

You destroyed threnody! 
 

I use the force to choke Szeth and grab the sandwich with Bigby’s Hand.

Edited May 26, 2023 by Lightweaver2

[The Stick]

I hastily take Stick out of storage and Ascend to true Adonalsium, Stick. I cover myself in fire retardant material.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I kill that all the people who were involved in Adonalsium’s shattering to protect my partner.

[The Stick]

I bake Lightweaver a platter of cookies and send a thank you card. I hire Nale to wield Nightblood and murder Shallan.