The Battle for the Sandwich

[-Redacted- he/him]

I stand in awe at the glory, then walk away and stub my toe-less glorious. I yelp in pain, then give the snail Ancient Elantrian gave me to the undead caterpillar so it has a friend. 

Edited August 16, 2023 by [Redacted]

[Edema Rue she/her]

41 minutes ago, [Redacted] said:

I stand in awe at the glory, then walk away and stub my toe-less glorious. I yelp in pain, then give the snail Ancient Elantrian gave me to the undead caterpillar so it has a friend. 

I look at the snail and begin to tear up, remembering my old friend the mushroom. I turn to Redacted and give them a large caterpillar hug, then disappear with the snail, leaving only a small piece of paper behind.

[-Redacted- he/him]

I feel glad that I have brought happiness to the caterpillar and begin to tear up as I retrieve the piece of paper.

Edited August 16, 2023 by [Redacted]

[Edema Rue she/her]

The paper says simply, “Thanks, bro” in flowery script.

[-Redacted- he/him]

I resolve to keep the paper with me wherever I go, then turn and walk toward the horizon-I will find the chosen sandwich person™️, no matter the cost.

[Immortal Platypus]

Platypus leaps from the sky.

"Hey, where and when is lunch?"

Then he takes the sandwich from whoever has it.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I throw a pretty rock at you and while you’re distracted by how pretty it is I take the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

What you did not realize is that Platypus only wanted lunch and you stole his lunch sandwich.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I feel sad and say sorry, then return Platypus’s sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

Platypus says thank you then walks off, having tricked another fellow into intentionally giving him the sandwich

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I smile at my cunningness and bring the true sandwich to my mouth as I watch platypus walk away with a fake.

You thought you tricked me… 

[Edema Rue she/her]

As you prepare to eat the sandwich, you notice a caterpillar riding a snail sitting on it. 

“We want lunch!” They chant.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I brush off the caterpillar and snail. Then run off before they can chase me down because I’m not sure how fast an undead caterpillar on a snail is.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Unfortunately, you underestimated how sticky snails and caterpillars are. The snail only slid to the bottom of the sandwich, and the caterpillar wasn’t going anywhere.

[Immortal Platypus]

People always underestimate how stealthy Platypi are. Elantrian runs another 20 miles before realizing that I have the sandwich. Then they fall in a bottemed pit.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Unfortunately the bottomed pit had a portal to the sandwich, and when I fall through it I fall onto Being of Cacophony, and while he’s dazed I steal the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

Wondering who this unfortunate Being of Cacophony is, Platypus runs across him, helps him up and continues on his way. As Elantrian bites into his sandwich, he realizes it was one of Platypus' patented sawdust decoys. Fresh from the sawmill!TM

Edited August 18, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I cough and choke on the sawdust and collapse to the ground. Then I pull the sandwich across spacetime using my PullThesandwichacrossspacetimeinator™️ And run to a private place to try and eat it. 

[Immortal Platypus]

2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

I cough and choke on the sawdust and collapse to the ground. Then I pull the sandwich across spacetime using my PullThesandwichacrossspacetimeinator™️ And run to a private place to try and eat it. 

Thesandwich arrives to you and you take a bite. It was not the sandwich and tasted horrible.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I cough and choke on Thesandwich and collapse to the ground. Then I pull the sandwich across spacetime using my Pull the sandwich acrossspacetimeinator™️ And run to a private place to try and eat it. 

[NameIess]

I appear suddenly and trip you, then make a break for it without stealing the sandwich.

[Edema Rue she/her]

A snail and a caterpillar nod approvingly at Nameless from their perch on the sandwich.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

It was at that moment that I pulled out the real sandwich.

[Edema Rue she/her]

(You could tell it was real because there was a Caterpillar and a Snail sitting on it.)

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

I grab the sandwich from you.

I then realise that the real sandwich is still in TLT.

Edited August 24, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT