The Battle for the Sandwich

[Edema Rue she/her]

The Caterpillar, worried for its new friend the Snail, stretches itself reaaaaaaaaaally long and pulls the snail back onto the sandwich. The force of the snail landing propels the sandwich out of the tug of war and onto a giant plate.

Edited August 30, 2023 by Edema Ruh

[Immortal Platypus]

7 minutes ago, Edema Ruh said:

The Caterpillar, worried for its new friend the Snail, stretches its tail reaaaaaaaaaally long and pulls the snail back onto the sandwich. The force of the snail landing propels the sandwich out of the tug of war and onto a giant plate.

do caterpillar's have tails?

Platypus picks up the plate, shrinking it as he does

[Edema Rue she/her]

There all better.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

3 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

do caterpillar's have tails?

Platypus picks up the plate, shrinking it as he does

The act of shrinking the plate made it too small to hold the Sandwich, and it fell off... directly into my open hands. I cackle mischievously and vanish into thin air.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

you drop the sandwich when you disappear, and i enlarge the sandwich again

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I reappear and stamp my foot in anger, demanding you give the Sandwich to me.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I bake a sandwich more delicious than the sandwich and eat it. Then I make another sandwich more delicious than the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

This impossibility fuels my impossibility-powered sandwich retriever. It takes the sandwich and gives it to me.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I use strange chemistry physics science whatnot to create an anti-the Sandwich. It collided with the sandwich and creates a gigantic explosion which destroys the universe. The sandwich is not destroyed, it is merely changed into a different form, that of energy (E=mc^2). It could be condensed through difficult processes back into the sandwich.

Matter and energy cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed. As such this is completely legal. 

[Immortal Platypus]

2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

I use strange chemistry physics science whatnot to create an anti-the Sandwich. It collided with the sandwich and creates a gigantic explosion which destroys the universe. The sandwich is not destroyed, it is merely changed into a different form, that of energy (E=mc^2). It could be condensed through difficult processes back into the sandwich.

Matter and energy cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed. As such this is completely legal. 

This seems legal, but upon closer inspection, the form of the sandwich was destroyed. Thus it breaks rule number two, and is subject to the law of rule breaking being non-canon. The universe being destroyed also violates rule number three, so this means even if my logic failed before, this still isn't canon. I retain the sandwich.

And also, an anti-sandwich would destroy the sandwich. We say it can't be created or destroyed, but with anti-matter, i believe it can.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i take a spear and stab you with it, and take the sandwich from your hands, leaving the spear in you.

[NameIess]

I open up a singularity and pull everyone into null space.

Edited August 31, 2023 by Nameless*

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i start pouting until the ssandwich floats to me

[NameIess]

I swim over in my spacesuit and grab the sandwich. Then I realize I'll have to take off my helmet to eat it.

[Immortal Platypus]

I'm existing and I don't like it. I grab the sandwich and I like existing again.

[NameIess]

I decide that if I can't see the sandwich, it doesn't exist. I am much happier all of a sudden.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i take a nap

[Edema Rue she/her]

The Caterpillar and the Snail praise Raven's wisdom and fall to their...uh...they don't have knees. Oops. Well they bow as best they can and swear to serve forever. Probably.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I refuse to sleep. Also, I give up on keeping the sandwich, and decide it isn’t worth having.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I descend from the heavens and slap you.

I once again retreat back into the clouds.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

floating there in complete obliviousness

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

6 hours ago, AltonicKeys said:

I descend from the heavens and slap you.

I once again retreat back into the clouds.

I ascend to the heavens and slap you back.

Then I retreat to earth, with a stolen bag of infinite Heavenly Sandwiches.

There are now infinite “the sandwich”s. No one needs to fight anymore.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I poke your eyes. "Rule number two: The sandwich isn't duplicated or replaced." I snap, and all sandwiches disappear but one. Is it the same sandwich as before? Is it a new one? We may never know.

[Immortal Platypus]

Platypus looks down. It was the same sandwich

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

the sandwich floats toward me into my open hand while im unconcious